Interview Hitler

Jim · 14-07-2003 10:15pm #1

ask "the big kraut cheese" anything you want.

mostly historically accurate,but otherwise not really.
i asked him what he had for breakfast and he started tellin me about anti-semitism.

yellum · 14-07-2003 10:48pm

Going on past mistakes, what would you improve in version 2.0 of Holocaust ?

weemcd · 14-07-2003 10:50pm

i was surprisingly inteligent, with a few joke answers for some questions, i asked him what colour his pubes were and he talked about the master race. when questioned about sex he talks about his niec and eva bron- very good

Space Coyote · 15-07-2003 12:30am

I asked him if he likes monkeys ?

Sorry, I don't get what you are saying!

d4r3n · 15-07-2003 12:38am

i asked him was he into lads, he said this

I didn't have a strong sex drive, but there is no proof that I was homosexual. I was initially tolerant of homosexuals - a number of them had prominent positions in the party. However, as my ideas about eugenics hardened and they started to attract bad publicity I clamped down on them mercilessly - even those who had been instrumental in my rise to the top, such as Ernst Rohm.

educating stuff

dod · 15-07-2003 12:39am

History notwithstanding, He's clearly a bit thick. Here are the two questions I asked him:

1. How many smarties does it take to fill Wembley Stadium?

2. Why is the Milka cow lilac?

He gave no answer to either. I'm not to impressed by the chap to be honest.

[CALIBUR] · 15-07-2003 4:00am

thank god the fùcker is dead. because I really got pissed off with him or it

the fnj · 15-07-2003 10:46am

Moved to history.

DapperGent · 15-07-2003 11:19am

From what I hear the first thing you'd want to be doing is give the guy a breathmint before you start letting hi talk.

Chevano Riley · 15-07-2003 1:52pm

"Hitler, did you realise how much fuel that crazy little moustache would give political satirists for decades to come?"

Chevano Riley · 15-07-2003 1:55pm

haha, his reply:

"I used to have a 'handlebar' moustache like my father, but in 1913 my siter-in-law suggested that I should cut off the points. Years later, when she saw my picture in a newspaper she said, 'Adolf has gone too far!'. Well, at least it's distinctive, I suppose...recently some people even painted my 'tache onto a poster of Britney Spears, arguing she was trying to take over the (pop) world!"

Jaffus · 17-07-2003 12:19am

I would ask him why he doesnt look like a member of the Master Race just the janitor I had at school.

loismustdie · 23-07-2003 1:39pm

ii said somethin about him bein ugly and he said "look at your own face, you're a trogg" or somthinn to that effect but aside from that it was a very educational experience - how do people come accross these websites???

sceptre · 25-07-2003 1:11am

"So, that testicle and locket rumour - any truth in that?"

Jim · 25-07-2003 5:15pm

Originally posted by loismustdie
how do people come accross these websites???

ive been racking my brains but i honestly cant remember. it remains one of the phemonenones [sp?ha!] of the internet. next time this happens ill be sure to retrace my steps .

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