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Best Skangermobiles online (part 2)

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  • #2102
    26000 Elephants
    Registered Users Posts: 3,152 ✭✭✭26000 Elephants


    colm_mcm wrote: »
    https://www.donedeal.ie/cars-for-sale/1-7td-cavalier/23578347

    "Isuzu engine" :rolleyes:

    "cuts in the back" :rolleyes::rolleyes:

    "€3,200" :pac::pac::pac::pac:


  • #2103
    PsychoPete
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,010 ✭✭✭PsychoPete


    The worst part about that Cavalier is he didn't even have decency to finish the look off with a yellow plate


  • #2104
    colm_mcm
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 73,477 ✭✭✭✭colm_mcm


    Chavalier


  • #2105
    Top Dog
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,174 ✭✭✭Top Dog


    Catch it while you can - one of a kind! :pac:

    MTM0M2UzM2YxMDEwZTJjZGU1N2MyMjFlNGU5YjgzZjHw4RjPjnQvnnSZoMBYJP1XaHR0cDovL3MzLWV1LXdlc3QtMS5hbWF6b25hd3MuY29tL2RvbmVkZWFsLmllLXBob3Rvcy9waG90b18xNDA1ODE3MTF8fHwxMjAweDEyMDB8fHx8fHx8fA==.jpeg

    https://www.donedeal.ie/cars-for-sale/one-of-a-kind-bmw-520/24040395


  • #2106
    MEGA BRO WOLF 5000
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,484 ✭✭✭✭MEGA BRO WOLF 5000


    Oh boy...

    wreck.jpg


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  • #2107
    dmc17
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,768 ✭✭✭dmc17


    Top Dog wrote: »
    Catch it while you can - one of a kind! :pac:

    Thank God for that!


  • #2108
    Interslice
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,506 ✭✭✭Interslice


    https://www.donedeal.ie/cars-for-sale/bmw-e36/24142513


  • #2109
    colm_mcm
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 73,477 ✭✭✭✭colm_mcm


    You can just imagine the type of sack that would drive that.


  • #2110
    Gremlinertia
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Regional West Moderators Posts: 60,482 Mod ✭✭✭✭Gremlinertia


    Ah, the lesser spotted bmw golf.... :rolleyes:


  • #2111
    keano25
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,834 ✭✭✭keano25


    And they wonder why there's Kerryman jokes


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  • #2112
    Killinator
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,505 ✭✭✭Killinator


    Is it a new thing to advertise BMWs by their E number, ie it's an E36 instead of just saying what it actually is by calling it a 318i?

    Is it not similar to selling a Golf as a Golf mk5, which could be anything from a 1.4 to a 3.2 or petrol or diesel?


  • #2113
    Interslice
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,506 ✭✭✭Interslice


    Killinator wrote: »
    Is it a new thing to advertise BMWs by their E number, ie it's an E36 instead of just saying what it actually is by calling it a 318i?

    Is it not similar to selling a Golf as a Golf mk5, which could be anything from a 1.4 to a 3.2 or petrol or diesel?

    Proof it was enthuasiast owned :)

    E30 and E36 its very common. All others would be a 3 series or a 3 1 8 d or whatever... The older ones werent so much about the engine as they were the chassis.


  • #2114
    CoBo55
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,315 ✭✭✭CoBo55


    Killinator wrote: »
    Is it a new thing to advertise BMWs by their E number, ie it's an E36 instead of just saying what it actually is by calling it a 318i?

    Is it not similar to selling a Golf as a Golf mk5, which could be anything from a 1.4 to a 3.2 or petrol or diesel?

    I agree, that BMW E ****e does my head in.


  • #2115
    Duke O Smiley
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,079 ✭✭✭✭Duke O Smiley


    https://www.donedeal.ie/cars-for-sale/vw-golf-mk3-estate-diesel-carbon-edition/24268869

    MGM1ZmI3YzJjNDBjOTNmMmQ4YjYzZWIyY2IwN2Q4N2Wc1gjoqd3u31pJO-C2LBQOaHR0cDovL3MzLWV1LXdlc3QtMS5hbWF6b25hd3MuY29tL2RvbmVkZWFsLmllLXBob3Rvcy9waG90b18xNDI0MjgwODh8fHw2MDB4NjAwfHx8fHx8fHw=.jpeg

    Forget your Bolf/Gora conversions, look at this!


  • #2116
    MEGA BRO WOLF 5000
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,484 ✭✭✭✭MEGA BRO WOLF 5000


    That’s it, close the thread.

    Almost died at “carbon edition”.

    Fücking lol.


  • #2117
    Eric Cartman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,280 ✭✭✭✭Eric Cartman


    MjIzNzEwZGRjNjZiOTNjZGU5YmYwZmEyZTRlYjc0ZTGIXnTxjVOpsEP4rA0NjQZWaHR0cDovL3MzLWV1LXdlc3QtMS5hbWF6b25hd3MuY29tL2RvbmVkZWFsLmllLXBob3Rvcy9waG90b18xNDI0MjgwOTN8fHwxMjAweDEyMDB8fHx8fHx8fA==.jpeg

    I cannot fathom a single reason this photo was taken or included


  • #2118
    wotzgoingon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,309 ✭✭✭✭wotzgoingon


    I was thinking the same. Get a hose or a few buckets of water and give it a wash before taking the picture.


  • #2119
    PsychoPete
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,010 ✭✭✭PsychoPete


    I thought he was taking the piss a bit with the ad


  • #2120
    Killinator
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,505 ✭✭✭Killinator


    Wow! Front end looks like it was crashed!

    Also bonus points for a picture of the arch/skirt with fresh mud sprayed on it, whatever the purpose of that is!


  • #2121
    MEGA BRO WOLF 5000
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,484 ✭✭✭✭MEGA BRO WOLF 5000


    Killinator wrote: »
    Wow! Front end looks like it was crashed!

    Before I opened the link I thought to myself, what sort of VOLVO is this?!

    It was far worse than I imagined.


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  • #2122
    Killinator
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,505 ✭✭✭Killinator


    I like how he says the front bumper is for a mk5 like it's so seemless we would never spot it


  • #2123
    tossy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,590 ✭✭✭tossy


    Hunky Monster wrote: »
    Before I opened the link I thought to myself, what sort of VOLVO is this?!.

    I also though that, i also thought this was an aerial photo of the car :D

    YWE4MTVkMDVmMjliNTljNmU4ZDZhZmYxOTUyMGQzMmXZlJwCce1zLw95MO5Q5XRfaHR0cDovL3MzLWV1LXdlc3QtMS5hbWF6b25hd3MuY29tL2RvbmVkZWFsLmllLXBob3Rvcy9waG90b18xNDI0MjgwOTF8fHwxMjAweDEyMDB8fHx8fHx8fA==.jpeg


  • #2124
    blackbox
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,442 ✭✭✭blackbox


    tossy wrote: »
    I also though that, i also thought this was an aerial photo of the car :D

    YWE4MTVkMDVmMjliNTljNmU4ZDZhZmYxOTUyMGQzMmXZlJwCce1zLw95MO5Q5XRfaHR0cDovL3MzLWV1LXdlc3QtMS5hbWF6b25hd3MuY29tL2RvbmVkZWFsLmllLXBob3Rvcy9waG90b18xNDI0MjgwOTF8fHwxMjAweDEyMDB8fHx8fHx8fA==.jpeg

    I still haven't worked out what that is.

    .


  • #2125
    CharlieCroker
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,451 ✭✭✭CharlieCroker


    blackbox wrote: »
    I still haven't worked out what that is.

    .

    Matching carbon roofbox.

    Probably worth more than the car.


    Actually, ANYTHING is worth more than the car


  • #2126
    MEGA BRO WOLF 5000
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,484 ✭✭✭✭MEGA BRO WOLF 5000


    CharlieCroker wrote: »
    Matching carbon roofbox.

    Probably worth more than the car.


    Actually, ANYTHING is worth more than the car

    “Carbon”


  • #2127
    MEGA BRO WOLF 5000
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,484 ✭✭✭✭MEGA BRO WOLF 5000


    Killinator wrote: »
    Wow! Front end looks like it was crashed!

    Straight through the front window of Halfords.


  • #2128
    Larbre34
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,355 ✭✭✭✭Larbre34


    blackbox wrote: »
    I still haven't worked out what that is.

    .

    Photon Torpedo casing carrying the body of Mr. Spock.


  • #2129
    Andrewf20
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,194 ✭✭✭Andrewf20


    Interslice wrote: »
    https://www.donedeal.ie/cars-for-sale/bmw-e36/24142513

    1.4 litre? Welded diff probably never sees the back out if that's the engine in it.


  • #2130
    MEGA BRO WOLF 5000
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,484 ✭✭✭✭MEGA BRO WOLF 5000


    Andrewf20 wrote: »
    1.4 litre? Welded diff probably never sees the back out if that's the engine in it.

    Ad is for a golf. He’s so scabby he re used an old ad.


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  • #2131
    vintagevrs
    Registered Users Posts: 3,381 ✭✭✭vintagevrs


    Hunky Monster wrote: »
    Ad is for a golf. He’s so scabby he re used an old ad.

    Bad vibes


  • #2132
    Top Dog
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,174 ✭✭✭Top Dog


    This sort of monstrosity would make baby Jesus cry :eek:

    Looks tacky but m'eh you say?

    s-l1600.jpg

    Have you had a peek inside at the 6 voltmeters - and even more unusual, only 2 read the same? :confused:

    s-l1600.jpg

    And lets not overlook the engine bay with;
    Dumpvalve on the intake pipe
    Volvo rocker cover with no less than 5 breather filters
    Underbonnet gauges to read ... what I've no idea

    s-l1600.jpg

    The more you look the more you see

    https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2010-FORD-FOCUS-STYLE-1-6-PETROL-MANUAL-MODIFIED-IN-GREY/324094295860?hash=item4b75867f34:g:zlQAAOSwlpleYWNk


  • #2133
    Quazzie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,061 ✭✭✭✭Quazzie


    I'd love to see someone try tow it, and all that would happen is that the cover the tow location would pop off :D


  • #2134
    colm_mcm
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 73,477 ✭✭✭✭colm_mcm


    Leon FR seats! Love all the piping under the bonnet


  • #2135
    PsychoPete
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,010 ✭✭✭PsychoPete


    Seems like two fuel pressure regulators and two in line filters for some reason. Also love the quick release fittings on the bumper and wing


  • #2136
    Killinator
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,505 ✭✭✭Killinator


    Nice of them to take a photo with the front lights on showing how much the black tinted lights obscure them!


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  • #2137
    Tacitus Kilgore
    Registered Users Posts: 2,128 ✭✭✭Tacitus Kilgore


    Yer man must have won a £20 voucher for wish and went mad


  • #2138
    at9qu5vp0wcix7
    Closed Accounts Posts: 738 ✭✭✭at9qu5vp0wcix7


    The bumpers on the mk 2.5 focus are notorious for coming undone from the wing at exactly the point where those connections are - they are definitely not just cosmetic!


  • #2139
    rizzodun
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,598 ✭✭✭rizzodun


    That focus springs to mind when I wonder what a car would look like if it got coronavirus.


  • #2140
    Rows Grower
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,360 ✭✭✭Rows Grower


    These particular vans are bombproof, I rang the guy selling this about a month ago only to be told "Look I've had a few offers to buy at full price but I'm not sure I want to sell it, what you do is call up with the cash and if I'm in a good mood I might sell it to ya".

    I said "What? It's a long journey for me, are you looking to sell or not?"

    Hard shaw say's in his best tough man voice " I might sell it to ya but you mightn't make it out of the estate with it if you know what I mean".

    Me "Are you actually retarded or are you threatening me?"

    Skanger " Ehh, sorry, thanks for your interest, the van isn't for sale any longer. Thank you. Bye."

    I can only assume he likes random people to ring his phone because he's very lonely.

    He has renewed the ad many, many times over the last few months.

    https://www.donedeal.ie/commercials-for-sale/ford-transit-82k-miles-amp-fsh/22388345

    "Very soon we are going to Mars. You wouldn't have been going to Mars if my opponent won, that I can tell you. You wouldn't even be thinking about it."

    Donald Trump, March 13th 2018.



  • #2141
    PsychoPete
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,010 ✭✭✭PsychoPete


    Just looking at that van gives you a fair idea what kind of person the owner is


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  • #2142
    Duke O Smiley
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,079 ✭✭✭✭Duke O Smiley


    Any time I see that Transit on Donedeal I'm always reminded of this belter of a post by our very own Hunky Monster.
    Hunky Monster wrote: »
    That transit has 100% had a horse in it at one point or another.


  • #2143
    Rows Grower
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,360 ✭✭✭Rows Grower


    PsychoPete wrote: »
    Just looking at that van gives you a fair idea what kind of person the owner is

    I'd still pay two grand for it and drive it like a boss all day long.

    "Very soon we are going to Mars. You wouldn't have been going to Mars if my opponent won, that I can tell you. You wouldn't even be thinking about it."

    Donald Trump, March 13th 2018.



  • #2144
    CoBo55
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,315 ✭✭✭CoBo55


    Rows Grower wrote: »
    These particular vans are bombproof, I rang the guy selling this about a month ago only to be told "Look I've had a few offers to buy at full price but I'm not sure I want to sell it, what you do is call up with the cash and if I'm in a good mood I might sell it to ya".

    I said "What? It's a long journey for me, are you looking to sell or not?"

    Hard shaw say's in his best tough man voice " I might sell it to ya but you mightn't make it out of the estate with it if you know what I mean".

    Me "Are you actually retarded or are you threatening me?"

    Skanger " Ehh, sorry, thanks for your interest, the van isn't for sale any longer. Thank you. Bye."

    I can only assume he likes random people to ring his phone because he's very lonely.

    He has renewed the ad many, many times over the last few months.

    https://www.donedeal.ie/commercials-for-sale/ford-transit-82k-miles-amp-fsh/22388345


    With the corrosion sorted it will serve it's new owner for years to come.
    I can't believe he actually wrote that in the Ad:pac:

    What a Muppet, I'd say the arse is rotten out of it:cool: (like 'em all)


  • #2145
    TrailerBob
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,519 ✭✭✭TrailerBob


    And just like every other transit of that era, when you turn on the indicator, every light in the rear cluster will flash intermittently, except the actual indicator...


  • #2146
    colm_mcm
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 73,477 ✭✭✭✭colm_mcm


    TrailerBob wrote: »
    And just like every other transit of that era, when you turn on the indicator, every light in the rear cluster will flash intermittently, except the actual indicator...

    Or, if they’re Kast ones from micksgarage, the whole unit will melt as soon as you leave the rear fogs on a few minutes.


  • #2147
    Rows Grower
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,360 ✭✭✭Rows Grower


    CoBo55 wrote: »
    With the corrosion sorted it will serve it's new owner for years to come.
    I can't believe he actually wrote that in the Ad:pac:

    What a Muppet, I'd say the arse is rotten out of it:cool: (like 'em all)

    Easily fixed with 4" grinder, a sheet of metal and a welder.

    It's usually only small patches need replacing, spray on some sealer then and she'll fly through the test.

    Just need to buy a black vest then for yourself and a big pair of hoopy earrings for the wife.

    "Very soon we are going to Mars. You wouldn't have been going to Mars if my opponent won, that I can tell you. You wouldn't even be thinking about it."

    Donald Trump, March 13th 2018.



  • #2148
    CoBo55
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,315 ✭✭✭CoBo55


    Rows Grower wrote: »
    Easily fixed with 4" grinder, a sheet of metal and a welder.

    It's usually only small patches need replacing, spray on some sealer then and she'll fly through the test.

    Just need to buy a black vest then for yourself and a big pair of hoopy earrings for the wife.

    Small patches? Yea right..


  • #2149
    colm_mcm
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 73,477 ✭✭✭✭colm_mcm


    https://www.donedeal.ie/cars-for-sale/open-to-offers-black-hyundai-coupe-tuscani-1-5lt/24434760


  • #2150
    Titzon Toast
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,528 ✭✭✭Titzon Toast


    Why would somebody spend so much money doing all those mods to that bag of scrap in the first place?!


  • #2151
    colm_mcm
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 73,477 ✭✭✭✭colm_mcm


    The Hyundai dealer on the Naas Road (was it Koping at the time?) put Lambo doors on a new Coupe back around 2007


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