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  • #7202
    RMAOK
    Registered Users Posts: 11,224 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    Kylta wrote: »
    At a bus stop in Dublin

    The local priest was very friendly


  • #7203
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    The local priest was very friendly

    Especially to some of the boys


  • #7204
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    The local priest was very friendly

    The altar wine changed he's personality


  • #7205
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    The local priest was very friendly

    He always had Mrs Riley laughing


  • #7206
    RMAOK
    Registered Users Posts: 11,224 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    Kylta wrote: »
    Especially to some of the boys

    He was a friend to all


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  • #7207
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    He was a friend to all

    And a really lovely fella too


  • #7208
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    He was a friend to all

    God bless his rotten livered soul


  • #7209
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    He was a friend to all

    Except the poor and the unfortunate


  • #7210
    auspicious
    Registered Users Posts: 4,497 ✭✭✭auspicious


    Kylta wrote: »
    Except the poor and the unfortunate

    The doors slowly closed against them.


  • #7211
    auspicious
    Registered Users Posts: 4,497 ✭✭✭auspicious


    Sudden alarm. Panicked cries went up.


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  • #7212
    auspicious
    Registered Users Posts: 4,497 ✭✭✭auspicious


    There was a forward gasping crush.


  • #7213
    auspicious
    Registered Users Posts: 4,497 ✭✭✭auspicious


    The Daniel O'Donnell concert had begun.


  • #7214
    RMAOK
    Registered Users Posts: 11,224 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    auspicious wrote: »
    Sudden alarm. Panicked cries went up.

    The nudist was wearing some socks


  • #7215
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    The doors slowly closed against them.

    The chipper ran out of chips


  • #7216
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    The doors slowly closed against them.

    The homeless were refused shelter again


  • #7217
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    The doors slowly closed against them.

    The bus had reached its quota


  • #7218
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    Sudden alarm. Panicked cries went up.

    We were put back into lockdown


  • #7219
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    Sudden alarm. Panicked cries went up.

    There is no meat, they cried


  • #7220
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    Sudden alarm. Panicked cries went up.

    The chipper had received more potatoes


  • #7221
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    There was a forward gasping crush.

    The cough emanated from the rear


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  • #7222
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    There was a forward gasping crush.

    For the last toilet roll sales


  • #7223
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    There was a forward gasping crush.

    Just before the human damn exploded


  • #7224
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    The Daniel O'Donnell concert had begun.

    There was nowhere to hide now


  • #7225
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    The Daniel O'Donnell concert had begun.

    And the punishement was horrendously relentess


  • #7226
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    The Daniel O'Donnell concert had begun.

    God had finally forsaken his flock


  • #7227
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    The nudist was wearing some socks

    And willy warmers in late december


  • #7228
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    The nudist was wearing some socks

    All in the wrong place again


  • #7229
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    The nudist was wearing some socks

    And some pants, shirts, shoes etc


  • #7230
    RMAOK
    Registered Users Posts: 11,224 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    Kylta wrote: »
    And the punishement was horrendously relentess

    Mrs Brown's boys played non stop


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  • #7231
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    Mrs Brown's boys played non stop

    And the people welcomed the coronavirus


  • #7232
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    Mrs Brown's boys played non stop

    And Daniel O'Donnell was left dejected


  • #7233
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    Mrs Brown's boys played non stop

    And the cabaret went on forever


  • #7234
    RMAOK
    Registered Users Posts: 11,224 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    Kylta wrote: »
    And the people welcomed the coronavirus

    It came as a welcome relief


  • #7235
    auspicious
    Registered Users Posts: 4,497 ✭✭✭auspicious


    That chilli was way too hot.


  • #7236
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    It came as a welcome relief

    Anything was better than irish politics


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  • #7237
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    It came as a welcome relief

    When the wife learned to cook


  • #7238
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    It came as a welcome relief

    When I realised I was broke


  • #7239
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    That chilli was way too hot.

    It was like a volcano erupting


  • #7240
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    That chilli was way too hot.

    For rubbing on my sensitive penis


  • #7241
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    That chilli was way too hot.

    My arse was an automatic flamethrower


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  • #7242
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    When does reality becomes really real?


  • #7243
    RMAOK
    Registered Users Posts: 11,224 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    Kylta wrote: »
    For rubbing on my sensitive penis

    Did you try some new liniment?


  • #7244
    s1ippy
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,980 ✭✭✭s1ippy


    The fish suddenly tired of swimming.


  • #7245
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    Did you try some new liniment?

    Somebody mistakenly switch it with vinegar


  • #7246
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    Did you try some new liniment?

    It only made it itch constantly


  • #7247
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    Did you try some new liniment?

    No. It was concocted hamster urine


  • #7248
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    s1ippy wrote: »
    The fish suddenly tired of swimming.

    When to rest on my hook


  • #7249
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    s1ippy wrote: »
    The fish suddenly tired of swimming.

    The goldfish demanded a rare holiday


  • #7250
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    s1ippy wrote: »
    The fish suddenly tired of swimming.

    Because to all effect. he died


  • #7251
    RMAOK
    Registered Users Posts: 11,224 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    Kylta wrote: »
    It only made it itch constantly

    The head lice were still there


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