School excuses

Lemmy · 26-01-2000 3:19pm #1

The following are actual excuses written by parents on behalf of their children in the
Albuquerque Public Schools system.

Dear School: Please excuse John from being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31,32, and also 33.

Please excuse Johnie for being . It was his father's fault.

Excuse Gloria. She has been under the doctor.

Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was hit in the growing part.

My daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired. She spent this weekend with the Marines.

Please excuse Joyce from P.E. for a few days. Yesterday she fell off a tree and misplaced her hip.

Please excuse Ray Friday from school. He has very loose vowels.

Maryan was absent Dec. 11-16, because she had a fever, sore throat,headache and upset stomach. Her sister was also sick, fever and sore throat,her brother had a low-grade fever. There must be the flu going around, her father even got hot last night.

Please excuse Blanche from jim today. She is administrating.

George was absent yesterday because he had a stomach .

Please excuse Sara from being absent. She was sick and I had her shot.

Please excuse Pedro from being absent yesterday. He had diah (*scratch*),diahoah (*scratch), dyah (*scratch*) the $hit$.

harVee · 27-01-2000 12:37pm

The following are actual excuses

no they're not

harVey

Hecate · 27-01-2000 12:52pm

I could believe it

WhiteWashMan · 28-01-2000 1:57am

i cant believe its not butter....

sci0x · 26-09-2003 11:46pm

You need exuses. This site has a wide list of Excuses ranging from school to relationships.

lordsippa · 28-09-2003 3:24pm

Wow... that site really sucks.

byte · 28-09-2003 6:09pm

Originally posted by lordsippa
Wow... that site really sucks.

Couldn't agree more! LOL! :rolleyes:

BEAT · 28-09-2003 7:04pm

Please excuse Sara from being absent. She was sick and I had her shot.

roffle, jaysus that a good one

Spunog UIE · 28-09-2003 7:46pm

pfff, wrote me own notes, always thought that was so stupid about school, always had the same or very similar note. XXXX was absent from school due to personal/private reasons.

And the feckin teacher would always ask with out fail, so why WERE you out.

Personal/private reasons ya dumb bitch!

*sigh*

me likes college *gives big hug*

Giblet · 28-09-2003 9:13pm

HAHA Alan, I did exactly the same thing, "personal reasons".
And they would always ask, the nosey pr*cks.

oeNeo · 28-09-2003 9:56pm

"He was sick" gets the job done.

sci0x · 28-09-2003 9:58pm

Yeah if you start writing your own notes from the start of the year the teachers get used to that hand-writing for your notes.

Barry Aldwell · 28-09-2003 10:07pm

"We were in England sorting through his dead aunt's possessions" usually leaves no space for questions

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