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a Couple of Quickies

MonkieSocks · 2018-11-09 18:40:35

A young woman calls her Mum, " Mum I'm getting a divorce!" " Why?", the Mum asks all shocked. "Because all he wants is Anal sex, I used to have a nice small arsehole the size of a 5 pence piece. Now it's the size of a 50 pence piece!" The Mother replies, " Sweetie, you have a Porsche, a platinum credit card, a villa in…

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A young woman calls her Mum,

" Mum I'm getting a divorce!"

" Why?", the Mum asks all shocked.

"Because all he wants is Anal sex,

I used to have a nice small arsehole the size of a 5 pence piece.

Now it's the size of a 50 pence piece!"

The Mother replies, " Sweetie,

you have a Porsche, a platinum credit card, a villa in Barcelona, kids in private school and 6 holidays a year!"

" Do you really want to give all that up for the sake of 45 pence!"

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Guy goes to see his doctor, "Doc I need a bunch of viagra"

Doc says "What on earth for"

Guy says "Well my ex wife is coming around Friday night and she's up for it,

on Saturday my neighbour is coming around and she is gagging for it,

and on Sunday my ex wife's sister coming around, and we always get it together"

Doc says "Well here's a prescription but take care"

Monday the guy turns up at the surgery to see the doc. He has his right arm in a sling.

Doc says "What on earth happened to you"

Guy says "No one turned up"

=(:-) Me? I know who I am. I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude (-:)=

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