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"War Machine" gets 1 year prison sentence

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  • 28-08-2010 4:52pm
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    Registered Users Posts: 19,148 ✭✭✭✭


    According to CagePotato.com, the fighter formerly employed by the UFC and formerly known as Jon Koppenhaver was sentenced today for his role in a night club brawl dating back to this March. Now known legally as War Machine, the former The Ultimate Fighter: Team Hughes vs. Team Serra cast member has received a one year stint in jail followed by three years of probation. During his hearing, War Machine attoned for his past mistakes and pledged to reform his behavior.
    "I've made some stupid mistakes in my life," said War Machine. "I'm not a bad person. I've tried the hard way my whole life. It's not working. I'm done with that."
    Deputy District Attorney Michael Runyon told NBC San Diego after the court case that Machine would be best served by sticking to his word as the judge is unlikely to cut him any slack.
    "Judge Danielsen made it very clear ... one error, one misstep, one violation, he's headed to state prison," Runyon said.
    For his part, the judge has made things easier for War Machine by lessening his sentence from one served in state prison to one served in county jail. That said, he still maintains that if War Machine slips up the hammer will drop down hard.
    "You understand we're not fooling around," the judge told him. "I think we'll find out who the real guy is."
    War Machine holds an 11-4 record as a professional mixed martial artist. He fought twice for the UFC before being released due to making disparaging comments about former UFC Middleweight Championmag-glass_10x10.gif Evan Tanner's untimely death. He last appeared in action against John Alessio on a July Tachi Palace Fights card; he lost that bout via rear naked choke in the third round.




    I wonder what the details of this "brawl" are, because a year seems very very harsh! Either way, i doubt anyone will miss War..... i mean, Mr. Machine.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 204 ✭✭roo1981


    He went nuts at a porn stars birthday party from what I remember, battered quite a few people at it.

    He now blogs from state prison, not arsed going to look for links to the blog though


  • Registered Users Posts: 19,148 ✭✭✭✭MrStuffins


    Nah you're right not to look, i seriously doubt anyone could be bother reading any of that rubbish!

    The guy is a complete moron!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,480 ✭✭✭Devastator


    MrStuffins wrote: »
    i seriously doubt anyone could be bother reading any of that rubbish!


    I read it before :eek::p Well, maybe I didn't...I'm not sure if it was just quotes from his blog that was reported on a mma site just after he was arrested.

    f**k him....the thing I read basically went along the lines of "well if I get thrown in jail then its like a holiday for me"

    100% tool


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,271 ✭✭✭kev9100


    Can someone please tell me why in the name of God he calls himself War Machine?


  • Registered Users Posts: 19,148 ✭✭✭✭MrStuffins


    kev9100 wrote: »
    Can someone please tell me why in the name of God he calls himself War Machine?

    It started as his MMA nickname, but then he decised to have it legally changed.

    Kinda like this guy



    This is the kinda character we're dealing with :pac:


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,987 ✭✭✭JohnMc1


    kev9100 wrote: »
    Can someone please tell me why in the name of God he calls himself War Machine?

    Because there is a professional Wrestler named Rhyno using the War Machine nickname as well. Instead of of getting a trademark for MMA he went and legally changed his name to War Machine.


    I heard he might be getting more time because of his blogs and because he didn't read his plea bargain documents and supposedly wasted the judge's time.


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,271 ✭✭✭kev9100


    JohnMc1 wrote: »

    I heard he might be getting more time because of his blogs and because he didn't read his plea bargain documents and supposedly wasted the judge's time.


    I don't know you liked MMA John!

    He does sound like a bit of a nutjob tbh.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,987 ✭✭✭JohnMc1


    kev9100 wrote: »
    I don't know you liked MMa John!

    He does sound like a bit of a nutjob tbh.

    Yeah I do. I've been following it for years. Got tons of Videos and DVDs around here somewhere.


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,271 ✭✭✭kev9100


    JohnMc1 wrote: »
    Yeah I do. I've been following it for years. Got tons of Videos and DVDs around here somewhere.


    Well, at least MMA is something we can agree on.:)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,987 ✭✭✭JohnMc1


    kev9100 wrote: »
    Well, at least MMA is something we can agree on.:)

    LOL. :D


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  • Registered Users Posts: 1,615 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Thief


    From the stories I've read about him before he got sent away he sounded like a total clown. Reading a few of his jail cell blogs just confirmed it!
    Writing blogs while inside is such a dangerous move as someone might try & make a name for themselves by becoming part of his blogs (eg. a knife in his gut)!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,987 ✭✭✭JohnMc1


    From the stories I've read about him before he got sent away he sounded like a total clown. Reading a few of his jail cell blogs just confirmed it!
    Writing blogs while inside is such a dangerous move as someone might try & make a name for themselves by becoming part of his blogs (eg. a knife in his gut)!

    I can understand him keeping a journal of his experiences in jail and posting them after he gets out of jail but to post them while he's inside is just asking for trouble. This is why he might be getting more time added on.


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,623 ✭✭✭Dancor


    I hope he gets hairy aped inside. Muppet.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,987 ✭✭✭JohnMc1


    Dancor wrote: »
    I hope he gets hairy aped inside. Muppet.

    The guy is a dope that's for sure but wishing harm on is a bit extreme.


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,623 ✭✭✭Dancor


    JohnMc1 wrote: »
    The guy is a dope that's for sure but wishing harm on is a bit extreme.

    He might enjoy it ;)


  • Registered Users Posts: 883 ✭✭✭davmol


    Dancor wrote: »
    He might enjoy it ;)

    He might even change his name to love mchine after it


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,987 ✭✭✭JohnMc1


    davmol wrote: »
    He might even change his name to love mchine after it

    Ok. That made me lol.


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