Squad goals

Mr. FoggPatches · 16-09-2016 5:21pm #1

Seems to be another phrase doing the rounds by the seriously annoying types.
wtf does it mean?

And no, I don't even lift. Brah.

qo2cj1dsne8y4k · 16-09-2016 5:22pm

My squad goals would be for them not to be getting married

GLaDOS · 16-09-2016 5:23pm

I don't think its hyperbolic to suggest that anyone who uses the phrase 'squad goals' in seriousness should be put to death.

Maximus Alexander · 16-09-2016 5:23pm

Here's what it means.

Mr. FoggPatches · 16-09-2016 5:24pm

LexieOnRale wrote: »

My squad goals would be for them not to be getting married

This sentence makes no sense in a lot of different ways.

DEFTLEFTHAND · 16-09-2016 5:30pm

Myself and the squad are heading up to Dublin tomorrow to get mortal.

Ilovemybricks · 16-09-2016 5:33pm

DEFTLEFTHAND wrote: »

Myself and the squad are heading up to Dublin tomorrow to get mortal.

You play for Mayo?

:pac:

GLaDOS · 16-09-2016 5:41pm

In seriousness though, I'm 26 and don't have a clue what half the slang kids these days use means.

When did "fam" become a word?

I'm getting old, aren't I?

Call Me Jimmy · 16-09-2016 5:43pm

It's all the cool stuff from hip hop radio. In fact, a generation or two before me would have said 'what's this 'cool' they're on about'.

16-09-2016 5:47pm

"Do you want to come back to our place for a threesome?
Squad goals"

StupidLikeAFox · 16-09-2016 5:49pm

GLaDOS wrote: »

I don't think its hyperbolic to suggest that anyone who uses the phrase 'squad goals' in seriousness should be put to death.

4 Thanks in 24 minutes?

#BoardsGoals

DEFTLEFTHAND · 16-09-2016 5:55pm

Ilovemybricks wrote: »

You play for Mayo?

:pac:

If they could sort out a club transfer for me in time I might consider lining out on Sunday if the head isn't too fuzzy.

16-09-2016 5:56pm

Maximus Alexander wrote: »

Here's what it means.

:pac:

Omackeral · 16-09-2016 5:57pm

You know when you go down town with the lads and you all realize you’re hank marvin’ so you say “lads let’s go Maccers” but your mate Smithy a.k.a. The Bantersaurus Rex has some mula left on his nandos gift card and he’s like “mate let’s a have a cheeky nandos on me” and you go “Smithy my son you’re an absolute ledge” so you go have an extra cheeky nandos with a side order of Top Quality Banter and a bit of a dabbing to go. That's when your squad goals are on point and you feel fleeky as f*ck, fam.

MEGA BRO WOLF 5000 · 16-09-2016 5:58pm

I have not known a single person who said that phrase and wasn't a 100% BELL END.

Mr. FoggPatches · 16-09-2016 6:03pm

Omackeral wrote: »

You know when you go down town with the lads and you all realize you’re hank marvin’ so you say “lads let’s go Maccers” but your mate Smithy a.k.a. The Bantersaurus Rex has some mula left on his nandos gift card and he’s like “mate let’s a have a cheeky nandos on me” and you go “Smithy my son you’re an absolute ledge” so you go have an extra cheeky nandos with a side order of Top Quality Banter and a bit of a dabbing to go. That's when your squad goals are on point and you feel fleeky as f*ck, fam.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BLc5mvOGgxc

riclad · 16-09-2016 6:48pm

The phrase refers to of group of young women ,
its like wtf,lol,, phrases used on social media by people seeking likes ,
followers on instragram,youtube ,fb etc
it has nothing to do with real life .
used by people whose life revolves around selfies,facebook etc

The_Valeyard · 16-09-2016 6:51pm

riclad wrote: »

The phrase refers to of group of young women ,
its like wtf,lol,, phrases used on social media by people seeking likes ,
followers on instragram,youtube ,fb etc
it has nothing to do with real life .
used by people whose life revolves around selfies,facebook etc

So.....morons?

Peregrine · 16-09-2016 6:55pm

GLaDOS wrote: »

In seriousness though, I'm 26 and don't have a clue what half the slang kids these days use means.

When did "fam" become a word?

I'm getting old, aren't I?

Yeah. You're not down with the lingo at all.

I'll be in the car, dudes.

Peregrine · 16-09-2016 6:58pm

riclad wrote: »

The phrase refers to of group of young women

Granted, I'm not too familiar with these sort of phrases, but I'm fairly sure that it doesn't refer to a group of young women.

Outlaw Pete · 16-09-2016 7:05pm

Damn annoying phrase for sure. Another is all this damn 'smh' crap I keep seeing in the YouTube comments and elsewhere.

I'd love to kick someone's door in right as they are typing that shit and then blowing their head off if they weren't actually shaking it.

If they were.... then obviously I'd apologize for the damage to the door.

RayM · 16-09-2016 8:10pm

smdh @ everyone on this thread, you're all old af.

c - 13 · 16-09-2016 9:19pm

Omackeral wrote: »

You know when you go down town with the lads and you all realize you’re hank marvin’ so you say “lads let’s go Maccers” but your mate Smithy a.k.a. The Bantersaurus Rex has some mula left on his nandos gift card and he’s like “mate let’s a have a cheeky nandos on me” and you go “Smithy my son you’re an absolute ledge” so you go have an extra cheeky nandos with a side order of Top Quality Banter and a bit of a dabbing to go. That's when your squad goals are on point and you feel fleeky as f*ck, fam.

I read this in Jack Whitehalls voice ...

Elliott S · 16-09-2016 9:26pm

The group that spawned it - Taylor Swift and her acolytes; you just know well that there is rampant bitching within the group.

And some of them probably barely know each other!

Elliott S · 16-09-2016 9:27pm

GLaDOS wrote: »

In seriousness though, I'm 26 and don't have a clue what half the slang kids these days use means.

When did "fam" become a word?

I'm getting old, aren't I?

I'm 32 and I've been saying that word for years.

Short for family though, maybe people use it differently now?

Your Face · 16-09-2016 9:28pm

You're annoyed by a phrase you heard but don't understand.
Not to be too confronting but thats a bit dumb.

riclad · 16-09-2016 10:23pm

IN Recent years i,ve seen it on the web,
for example taylor swift and her female friends .squad goals etc
I know it could refer to a group of soldiers or people who are in combat together.
or a group of workers .

mzungu · 17-09-2016 12:05am

Never heard of it before now.

qo2cj1dsne8y4k · 19-09-2016 11:43am

My squad is lit. Crew on point, brows on fleek.

RikkFlair · 19-09-2016 12:19pm

Mayo had 2 squad own goals yesterday

Summer wind · 19-09-2016 12:40pm

Sounds like something a rugby team would be discussing. I couldn't even be in the same room as someone that speaks like that.

me_irl · 19-09-2016 12:43pm

c - 13 wrote: »

I read this in Jack Whitehalls voice ...

I read it as it was copypasted from Urbandictionary.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Cheeky%20Nandos&defid=8274586

Fuzzytrooper · 19-09-2016 12:45pm

#yolo....am I doing this right?

me_irl · 19-09-2016 12:48pm

Fuzzytrooper wrote: »

#yolo....am I doing this right?

Check out the oul fella! :pac:

Reminds me, saw a cushion with "#hashtag" written on it.

What sort of eejit would buy that?! I blame the iGeneration.

Omackeral · 19-09-2016 1:05pm

LexieOnRale wrote: »

My squad is lit. Crew on point, brows on fleek.

Lexie spitting straight fire.

brevity · 19-09-2016 5:12pm

What's fleek?

jimgoose · 19-09-2016 5:18pm

It's like everyone under thirty is trying to be Ford Prefect and/or Zaphod Beeblebrox, and making a perfect hashtag of it. Froody as dingo's kidneys! :pac: