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Farming Chit Chat sticks it to six.

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,174 ✭✭✭✭Muckit


    Lost a weanling today. Never seen it before and probably never see it again. Don't know how but she managed to get polywire fence l had dividing paddock wrapped around her leg. Must have got a heart attack and died.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,388 ✭✭✭visatorro


    Muckit wrote: »
    Lost a weanling today. Never seen it before and probably never see it again. Don't know how but she managed to get polywire fence l had dividing paddock wrapped around her leg. Must have got a heart attack and died.

    Fook.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 740 ✭✭✭IH784man


    Christ


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,890 ✭✭✭Bullocks


    Muckit wrote: »
    Lost a weanling today. Never seen it before and probably never see it again. Don't know how but she managed to get polywire fence l had dividing paddock wrapped around her leg. Must have got a heart attack and died.

    Thats unlucky Muckit, some things you could never plan for :mad:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,174 ✭✭✭✭Muckit


    Kovu wrote: »
    Coming to America is on. That's me sorted for the night, love this film!

    Soul glow :-)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 285 ✭✭raypallas


    Muckit wrote:
    Lost a weanling today. Never seen it before and probably never see it again. Don't know how but she managed to get polywire fence l had dividing paddock wrapped around her leg. Must have got a heart attack and died.


    Happened to us a few years ago calf fell down a bank got wire wrapped around his leg and the fencer did the rest.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,541 ✭✭✭Limestone Cowboy


    Muckit wrote: »
    Lost a weanling today. Never seen it before and probably never see it again. Don't know how but she managed to get polywire fence l had dividing paddock wrapped around her leg. Must have got a heart attack and died.

    Joys of farming muckit!


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,301 ✭✭✭A cow called Daisy


    _Brian wrote: »
    Good movie OK..
    Can never watch a movie a second time... no enjoyment at all..

    Now in the theater I've gone to see plays a number of times because different groups do different sets and the roles are so different..

    Love the theatre myself and go regularly. Do ya go to theatre in Virginia and to festival in shercock?
    Hope to go to see The Field in Gaiety. Good bailieboro man directing and seamus o'rourke from carrickgallen as the bishop. Think he brilliant


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 967 ✭✭✭Count Mondego


    Muckit wrote: »
    Lost a weanling today. Never seen it before and probably never see it again. Don't know how but she managed to get polywire fence l had dividing paddock wrapped around her leg. Must have got a heart attack and died.

    I think the best comment I ever heard on here was "they're everyday dreaming up new ways to die you" never a truer word said. Sorry for your loss.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,174 ✭✭✭✭Muckit


    Ah look in the grand scheme of things tis nothing. They must have been racing around or something. Will never know. If the fence broke might have saved her. It wasn't knotted only crossed. A freak thing.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,244 ✭✭✭sea12


    I notice your allot more relaxed about things since your son was born muck it. You must be getting some sleep


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,174 ✭✭✭✭Muckit


    Yes 'some' being the operative word :D
    I suppose the little lad does put a slightly different perspective on things.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,980 ✭✭✭Genghis Cant


    Muckit wrote: »
    Ah look in the grand scheme of things tis nothing. They must have been racing around or something. Will never know. If the fence broke might have saved her. It wasn't knotted only crossed. A freak thing.

    You hear strange ones out and about, but that's certainly up there with them. Like you said, a freak!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,241 ✭✭✭✭Kovu


    The sort of thing you can't plan for Muckit, don't kick yourself in the arse over it. There's probably a queue to do that anyway :D

    Supposed to go to a Communion tomorrow, don't really want to go so may just use the old cow calving excuse. One needs to actually do something about that, she's 293 days tomorrow. Hope there's actually something in the wild bítch!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,748 ✭✭✭ganmo


    WARNING TO ALL LORRY DRIVERS
    Researchers for the Swansea Authority found over 200 dead crows near M4 recently, and there was concern that they may have died from Avian Flu. A Bird Pathologist examined the remains of all the crows, and, to everyone's relief, confirmed the problem was definitely NOT Avian Flu. The cause of death appeared to be vehicular impacts.

    However, during the detailed analysis it was noted that varying colours of paints appeared on the bird's beaks and claws. By analysing these paint residues it was determined that 98% of the crows had been killed by impact with trucks, while only 2% were killed by an impact with a car.

    a Ornithological Behaviourist to determine if there was a cause for the disproportionate percentages of truck kills versus car kills.

    The Ornithological Behaviourist very quickly concluded the cause: when crows eat road kill, they always have a look-out crow in a nearby tree to warn of impending danger.

    The scientific conclusion was that while all the lookout crows could say "Cah", none could say "Lorry."


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,388 ✭✭✭visatorro


    jaysus I'm tired. this year is catching up on me. it. could do with a weeks sleep.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,617 ✭✭✭✭_Brian


    Love the theatre myself and go regularly. Do ya go to theatre in Virginia and to festival in shercock?
    Hope to go to see The Field in Gaiety. Good bailieboro man directing and seamus o'rourke from carrickgallen as the bishop. Think he brilliant

    Yea, get to Virginia when we can, used to do Cavan and Shercock drama festivals but recently with small kids we havent been...
    Seamus is always amazing to watch on stage.. Victor's Dung was nothing short of brilliance.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,975 ✭✭✭Connemara Farmer


    ganmo wrote: »
    WARNING TO ALL LORRY DRIVERS
    Researchers for the Swansea Authority found over 200 dead crows near M4 recently, and there was concern that they may have died from Avian Flu. A Bird Pathologist examined the remains of all the crows, and, to everyone's relief, confirmed the problem was definitely NOT Avian Flu. The cause of death appeared to be vehicular impacts.

    However, during the detailed analysis it was noted that varying colours of paints appeared on the bird's beaks and claws. By analysing these paint residues it was determined that 98% of the crows had been killed by impact with trucks, while only 2% were killed by an impact with a car.

    a Ornithological Behaviourist to determine if there was a cause for the disproportionate percentages of truck kills versus car kills.

    The Ornithological Behaviourist very quickly concluded the cause: when crows eat road kill, they always have a look-out crow in a nearby tree to warn of impending danger.

    The scientific conclusion was that while all the lookout crows could say "Cah", none could say "Lorry."

    Should be able to thank that twice :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,890 ✭✭✭Bullocks


    Eventually getting to the cinema, kids gone to a communion so I might even chance a pint on the way home


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,617 ✭✭✭✭_Brian


    Muckit wrote: »
    Lost a weanling today. Never seen it before and probably never see it again. Don't know how but she managed to get polywire fence l had dividing paddock wrapped around her leg. Must have got a heart attack and died.
    Crazy isn't it. Sometimes it's like they're looking for silly ways to die.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,617 ✭✭✭✭_Brian


    Youngest lass is sick today and herself and eldest away at swim competition. So nothing being done here at all, and such a nice afternoon too.

    Still, when their sick there's nothing can be done.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,824 ✭✭✭✭whelan2


    _Brian wrote: »
    Youngest lass is sick today and herself and eldest away at swim competition. So nothing being done here at all, and such a nice afternoon too.

    Still, when their sick there's nothing can be done.
    hope she's ok,just back from youngest lads party, 14 screaming 7-8 year olds is tough going, cup of coffee and milk then


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,442 ✭✭✭Charliebull


    Bullocks wrote: »
    Eventually getting to the cinema, kids gone to a communion so I might even chance a pint on the way home

    You be buck leaping in taafes again so


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,442 ✭✭✭Charliebull


    Always one daft bastard of a calf

    First he got jammed in barrier in shed, then he wouldn't go up onto trailer, then he wouldn't come down off same at field while all the other cows and calves took off, when he did come down the rest were gone so he went running blind, he the electric fence full flight, he fcuking sat down then


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,890 ✭✭✭Bullocks


    You be buck leaping in taafes again so

    Quick one in the Crane , no buck leaping !


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  • Registered Users Posts: 3,212 ✭✭✭Good loser


    Went to Far From The Madding Crowd.

    The farming scenes were pretty woeful - no surprise there!

    Worst for me was Sergeant piking straw onto a horse drawn trailer - everything wrong including the task itself; he used to do a kinda skip and jump with each tiny pikefull (and that's definitely the wrong word)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,890 ✭✭✭Bullocks


    Good loser wrote: »
    Went to Far From The Madding Crowd.

    The farming scenes were pretty woeful - no surprise there!

    Worst for me was Sergeant piking straw onto a horse drawn trailer - everything wrong including the task itself; he used to do a kinda skip and jump with each tiny pikefull (and that's definitely the wrong word)

    That's what I saw aswell , fine shorthorn cow and nice sheep too . It wasn't as good as I expected but fillums never really live up to the books .
    Can't beat a woman in a corset and frock though !


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,241 ✭✭✭✭Kovu


    Bullocks wrote: »
    That's what I saw aswell , fine shorthorn cow and nice sheep too . It wasn't as good as I expected but fillums never really live up to the books .
    Can't beat a woman in a corset and frock though !

    Love a good frock do you? :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,980 ✭✭✭Genghis Cant


    Bullocks wrote: »
    Can't beat a woman in a corset and frock though !

    Dunno about that. The odd one likes a spanking. I'd say :-)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,541 ✭✭✭Limestone Cowboy


    Kovu wrote: »
    Love a good frock do you? :D

    They look lovely on the floor!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,741 ✭✭✭CloughCasey1


    Tis quiet without Reggie


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,090 ✭✭✭AP2014


    Tis quiet without Reggie

    The fecker must have found some other women to flirt with besides auld wans like whelan young wans like kovu. Hopefully he'll be back.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,824 ✭✭✭✭whelan2


    AP2014 wrote: »
    The fecker must have found some other women to flirt with besides auld wans like whelan young wans like kovu. Hopefully he'll be back.
    excuse me i dont consider myself an auld one .... yet.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,090 ✭✭✭AP2014


    whelan2 wrote: »
    excuse me i dont consider myself an auld one .... yet.

    Ah only pulling your leg whelan.......


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,241 ✭✭✭✭Kovu


    They look lovely on the floor!

    Was a great chat up line back in the day.

    "That's a nice dress, the only thing that'd look better on you is me"

    :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,262 ✭✭✭Farrell


    Kovu wrote: »
    Was a great chat up line back in the day.

    "That's a nice dress, the only thing that'd look better on you is me"

    :D
    Say you were some charmer!
    Bet the lads hadn't a chance, you'd toy with them & then pounce


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,241 ✭✭✭✭Kovu


    Farrell wrote: »
    Say you were some charmer!
    Bet the lads hadn't a chance, you'd toy with them & then pounce

    Who? Little ol' me? :eek::eek::eek:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,262 ✭✭✭Farrell


    Kovu wrote: »
    Who? Little ol' me? :eek::eek::eek:
    Emm, play the innocent,
    yep don't believe you


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,241 ✭✭✭✭Kovu


    Farrell wrote: »
    Emm, play the innocent,
    yep don't believe you

    Ah I didn't have time to act the eejit in Dublin to be honest. I had a job in both Leitrim & Sligo and was president of a sports club so nights out weren't priority I'm afraid.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,219 ✭✭✭✭Nekarsulm


    Got a good bit of fencing done today. Lad with a Hitachi cleaning shores and drove all the posts. Feckin creosote on PDM posts is strong stuff. Must have wiped brow with the gloves, I look like an extra from The Magaluf Weekender....


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,174 ✭✭✭✭Muckit


    I've seen a goodfeew using these lately. Where can they be got? Is PDM a brand name or the type of treatment?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,890 ✭✭✭Bullocks


    Kovu wrote: »
    Love a good frock do you? :D

    I wouldn't wear one myself but I do like a good frock . Do women ever wear corsets anymore , or is it just the like of Dita von teese that indulges in them ?

    Are you going to put a bid on the farm in Kilnacreevy?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,479 ✭✭✭✭Reggie.


    Muckit wrote: »
    I've seen a goodfeew using these lately. Where can they be got? Is PDM a brand name or the type of treatment?

    PDM are the type of posts. They can be got here
    http://www.pdm.ie/contact_us.html
    we order them from a local fencing contractor


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,174 ✭✭✭✭Muckit


    Is it he name of the company that makes them? Must have been setup by 3 brothers Paddy, Dan and Mickey-joe :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,748 ✭✭✭ganmo


    Muckit wrote: »
    Is it he name of the company that makes them? Must have been setup by 3 brothers Paddy, Dan and Mickey-joe :D

    they're bomb proof posts wouldn't bother using other posts here.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,241 ✭✭✭✭Kovu


    Bullocks wrote: »
    I wouldn't wear one myself but I do like a good frock . Do women ever wear corsets anymore , or is it just the like of Dita von teese that indulges in them ?

    Are you going to put a bid on the farm in Kilnacreevy?

    Nah, you'll see them a lot in the goth/metal scene. Have a nice collection myself but bloody hell they're dear, wouldn't be for everyday wear!

    What's this about Kilnacreevy? I noticed one a few miles from me went up for sale too.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,353 ✭✭✭naughto


    Can you link the pic for me kov

    348260.jpg



    Thanks


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,890 ✭✭✭Bullocks


    Kovu wrote: »
    Nah, you'll see them a lot in the goth/metal scene. Have a nice collection myself but bloody hell they're dear, wouldn't be for everyday wear!

    What's this about Kilnacreevy? I noticed one a few miles from me went up for sale too.

    It would be tricky gear to wear dosing cattle alright I'd say !

    I saw a nice farm for sale there in the farming indo , 94 acres. Looks like a neat spot .


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,241 ✭✭✭✭Kovu


    Bullocks wrote: »
    It would be tricky gear to wear dosing cattle alright I'd say !

    I saw a nice farm for sale there in the farming indo , 94 acres. Looks like a neat spot .


    Oh it's the same one I was thinking of, only knew Garadice, not the townland. Did he have a farm in Kildare as well? Or maybe I'm mixing him up with another man of the same name.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 3,495 ✭✭✭KatW4


    We were feeding the calves this morning and my boyfriend decided to show off. He tried to throw a straw bale (attached to a fork ) over the pen but he didn't have enough strength and dropped it which resulted in the fork smacking his chin!!! He's got a right big lump on his chin! I held in the laughter but my god it was funny!!!


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