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  • 10-05-2005 12:29pm
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    --Kaiser--
    Registered Users Posts: 6,461 ✭✭✭


    Martin wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces himself to open
    his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a
    glass of water on the side table. He sits down and sees his clothing in
    front of him, all clean and pressed. Martin looks around the room and
    sees that it is in perfect order, spotless, clean. So is the rest of the
    house.

    He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the table. "Honey,breakfast
    is on the stove, I left early to go shopping. Love You!" So he goes to
    the kitchen and sure enough there is a hot breakfast and the morning
    newspaper.

    His son is also at the table, eating. Martin asks, "Son, what happened
    last night?" His son says, "Well, you came home around 3 AM, drunk and
    delirious. Broke some furniture, puked in the hallway, and gave yourself
    a black eye when you stumbled into the door."

    Confused, Martin asks, "So, why is everything in order and so clean,
    and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?"
    His son replies, "Oh, that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when
    she tried to take your pants off, you said, Get your hands off me,
    b!tch! I'm married!"

    Moral of the Story
    Self-induced hangover -- $100.00

    Broken furniture -- $2,000.00

    Breakfast -- $10.00

    Saying The Right Thing to your wife when you are Drunk-

    PRICELESS!


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