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Mohammed LOL

Hagar · 2006-02-02 14:03:21

Nothing funny to see here. Move along.

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#102 28-11-2007 2:21pm

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latchyco wrote: »

Ahhhh those muslims ,sure what ails them ? :rolleyes:

40 lashes for you HAGAR if it was a teddy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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#103 28-11-2007 5:25pm

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When can we expect to see the Moses LOL thread?

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#104 28-11-2007 5:57pm

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the_syco wrote: »

Look, and you'll find a "Jesus LOL" thread. And its "no body". Also, we do a great job mocking our own religon:D:p;)

If you're going to make a correction, make sure it's correct:

nobody

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#105 28-11-2007 6:00pm

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drdre wrote: »

what are u people on you are mocking muslims , no bosy mocks ur religion.cop on and get a life.

We are not 'u' people. And it's not 'ur' religion. Cop on and learn to write properly; Allah would be pleased.

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#106 28-11-2007 6:08pm

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Slow coach wrote: »

If you're going to make a correction, make sure it's correct:

nobody

Gotta say, you live up to your username:D:p

I'll get my coat...

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#107 28-11-2007 7:44pm

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If miss gibbons does recieve 40 lashs (hopefully not but she has being charged with racial hatred which is a load of tripe ) there is also the possibility (hopfully not ) there could be a back lash against muslims in the uk and maybe elsewere ,of course that may not intrude to the thinking of the muslim goverment in the Sudan who wont give a monkeys anyway .

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#108 28-11-2007 7:49pm

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latchyco wrote: »

If miss gibbons does recieve 40 lashs (hopefully not but she has being charged with racial hatred which is a load of tripe ) there is also the possibility (hopfully not ) there could be a back lash against muslims in the uk and maybe elsewere ,of course that may not intrude to the thinking of the muslim goverment in the Sudan who wont give a monkeys anyway .

I'm glad someone is putting in the effort.

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#109 28-11-2007 9:01pm

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Mahatma coat wrote: »

because theres a feckin humongus differ tween a few aul biddies ringin up Joe Duffy ta complain and a Fatwah

Says you. Try being the manager of 'Kitchen World*'.

(*not affiliated with World of Kitchens, Galaxy of Kitchens, Kitchens 'r' us and Lord Kitchener, all of which haven't gone bust yet, have not been featured on Liveline and it's only by a bizarre freak of nature that the owner of the aforementioned scullery emporiums resembles the owner of the now defunct Kitchen World wearing a tacky Groucho Marx disguise.)

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#110 28-11-2007 9:54pm

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Oh great. The last thing I need right now is Holy War declared.

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#111 28-11-2007 10:18pm

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Holy Cow,
Sorry I didn't mean to offend anyone of the Hindu religon:rolleyes:

Remember when all Irish were labled as terrorists?
We didn't like it.

Everybody seems to think Muslims get up to Al Qaeda things, they have just Bin Laden with a bad name:eek:

The one's to watch out for are "The Judean People's Front"

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#112 28-11-2007 10:21pm

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BRIAN1956 wrote: »

The one's to watch out for are "The Judean People's Front"

What I'm really looking forward to is the PFFJ - Peoples' Full Frontal of Judea

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#113 28-11-2007 10:33pm

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An ASCII artist's impression of Muhammad. NO!!!!! What have I done? We're dooooomed!!!!!

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#114 28-11-2007 10:34pm

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Hagar wrote: »

I'm glad someone is putting in the effort.

Is the English language not amazing ?

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#115 28-11-2007 10:36pm

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Islamic extremists are unsure how to react to this sketch of what may or may not be the back of Mohammad's head.

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#116 28-11-2007 10:47pm

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jaysus! (dont go takin offence to that now), but i jus saw this on the news (totally outta touch with the news as im in college and rarely watch tv)

are they flippin serious, what a load of utter crap! a teddy bear named muhammed (oh god i prob spelt that wrong, this is me caring.... :cool:) and a teacher goes global in the news.... are they freakin serious!?!!

is this jus cause nothin serious has been happenin to report?...or r they ACTUALLY FREAKIN SERIOUS...LOAD OF UTTER BOLLOX!

im naming the next dog i get "muhammed", stupid religious bigotry in my opinion.

have those bloody extremest "sand monkeys" nothin better to do wit their time?...why dont they jus go play in the sand n make sand-castles or summit...

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#117 28-11-2007 11:07pm

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Oh dear

http://www.muslima.com/ - by Google Ads

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#118 28-11-2007 11:20pm

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Capt'n Midnight wrote: »

Oh dear

http://www.muslima.com/ - by Google Ads

Showin' plenty of ankle there

muslima.com wrote:

However, if you want to contact the female members you will need to take out paid membership. To join click here.

Who said Islam is anti-female?

I think we'll have to take this to Lolocaust soon

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#119 29-11-2007 12:19am

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Took me a while to find it but here it is

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2054885222

Maybe we could bump this one up or merge? Shame to let it die when Jesus LOL gets a sticky

EDIT: Wahey!!!

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#120 29-11-2007 12:33am

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Threads merged.

Have fun, let's keep it light-hearted.

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#121 29-11-2007 12:40am

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And I didn't even have to make this one up..

http://www.cafepress.com/buy/islam/-/pv_design_prod/pg_1/p_storeid.50142628/pNo_50142628/id_11459290/opt_/fpt_/c_666/

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#122 29-11-2007 2:21am

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Eglinton wrote: »

What I'm really looking forward to is the PFFJ - Peoples' Full Frontal of Judea

Splitters:mad:

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#123 29-11-2007 11:47am

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#124 30-11-2007 12:22am

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انكم جميعا يموت ويذهب الى الجحيم

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#125 30-11-2007 12:24am

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Abdullah8 wrote: »

انكم جميعا يموت ويذهب الى الجحيم

?

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#126 30-11-2007 12:26am

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Karl Hungus wrote: »

?

we're all doomed. jihad to all i suppose

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#127 30-11-2007 1:18am

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projectmayhem wrote: »

we're all doomed. jihad to all i suppose

I went to google translator page.

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#128 30-11-2007 1:38am

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انت الخديعه العضو التناسلي النسوي
محمد lol

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#129 30-11-2007 1:45am

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تضحك بصوت عال Tbh

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#130 30-11-2007 1:50am

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http://www.laughingatislam.com/sudan1.html

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#131 30-11-2007 2:02am

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#132 30-11-2007 3:33pm

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Posted in AH I think...http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=270192422059

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#133 01-12-2007 2:03am

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#134 01-12-2007 7:24pm

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Teddy Bear for sale, asking price 50 sheqels

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Mohamed-Teddy-bear_W0QQitemZ330193980849QQihWBR/Z014QQcategoryZ117QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

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#135 02-12-2007 3:06am

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#136 02-12-2007 3:19am

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A lot of sausages and rashers there.:D Yum Yum
How much for the pork chops?:p More Yum Yum

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#137 02-12-2007 2:12pm

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#138 02-12-2007 3:58pm

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Aggggghhhhh a giant muslim pussy, put a burqa on it LOL

Dirka LOL

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#139 02-12-2007 11:30pm

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It's a bit old but certainly still topical

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ad4fagTyaM4

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#140 03-12-2007 12:49am

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Good one Eglinton:)

Now....lets all go to a stoning:eek:

Durka:D

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#141 03-12-2007 9:18am

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#142 03-12-2007 4:59pm

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Hagar wrote: »

This is the reason Hagar is mod for Lolocaust

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#143 03-12-2007 6:00pm

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kickoutthejams wrote: »

This is the reason Hagar is mod for Lolocaust

Durka:eek:

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#144 03-12-2007 6:05pm

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BRIAN1956 wrote: »

Teddy Bear for sale, asking price 50 sheqels

Isn't a sheqel Israeli money!

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#145 03-12-2007 6:50pm

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baztard wrote: »

Isn't a sheqel Israeli money!

Yes it is.

Durka:eek:

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#146 04-12-2007 7:26am

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IM SO FRICKIN PROUD OF BOARDS.IE for letting us have the "mohammed lol" thread.

Anyway heres mine:

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#147 04-12-2007 8:26pm

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OMG you are so going to be cast into the lake of fire....No 500000 Virgins in heaven for you!! Brilliant!!

I almost pissed myself laughing so hard!!

Wicked evil 5 stars!!!

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#148 04-12-2007 11:14pm

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After all the fuss with the teacher and the Mohammered teddy bear..

Sooty has canceled his tour to Jamacia..

Durka:eek:

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#149 05-12-2007 12:52pm

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#150 05-12-2007 10:22pm

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In response to Sudan’s uproar over the teddy named Mohammed, I have decided to rename my penis Mohammed, and just to prove to everyone how seriously I am taking this I have decided that tonight Mohammed will receive 40 strokes:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:

Durka:eek:

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#151 05-12-2007 10:27pm

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Tinky Winky has converted to Islam. Renamed himself Mohammed
Fans of the Teletubbies were left confused and cranky Monday when the new episode revealed an attempt to spread Sharia law. In the episode Tinky Winky beats the **** out of Laa Laa because she refuses to cover up her sinful flesh.

Dipsy was not allowed render medical assistance to Laa Laa due to his having male genitalia on his head. Po who has also converted to Islam could have helped but after hearing Laa Laa and Dipsy had hugged in public had an unlikely cooking accident where boiling oil was spilled on Laa Laa.

Rupert the bear said of his close friend Tinky Winky "I love marmalade sandwiches and killing teachers. Yes if some teacher tried to rename me I would hope she was stoned".

Fans await with some confusion the next episode of the Teletubbies "Lets hunt and kill Miss Piggy".

Durka:eek:

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