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Are you a 'Ducking Underer'?

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  • 25-04-2012 11:44am
    #1
    Mr.Biscuits
    Closed Accounts Posts: 750 ✭✭✭


    If so, quit it! You are skipping the queue, no matter how deft your limbo skills are! Don't get me wrong: I have partaken in a little 'ducking undering' myself, but ONLY when NOBODY has entered the roped off area which has been designated for queuing.

    I am sick of you ducking cunts that will jog up alongside a roped off area where and just duck under right in fcuking front of those people that are walking the walk, as they are QUEUING! Ducking the queue is just as bad in my eyes as jumping the queue. A ducking good kick in the nandos is what you duckers need.

    Now, I had thought most people would feel this way, but turns out they don't and I have actually had people (who were friends, we no longer speak) tell me that they believe it's fair game to duck under in front of people that have not reached the stationary part of the queue. What kind of mad thought process is that?

    So, thought I'd put it to the vote - is it queue jumping or not?

    Is 'ducking undering' queue jumping? 36 votes

    Yes, ducking undering is jumping the queue no matter what!
    0%
    No, because the people have not reached the stationary part of the queue yet!
    58%
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    ZX Spectrum
    41%
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    #2
    FatherLen
    Registered Users Posts: 3,808 ✭✭✭FatherLen


    yeah pisses me off. if someone skips me like this, i will abuse them verbally while we wait.


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    #3
    Seachmall
    Registered Users Posts: 7,041 ✭✭✭Seachmall


    If it's in a queue for a night club then I'm hammered and don't give a shit either way. Otherwise I don't do it.


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    #4
    davet82
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,753 ✭✭✭davet82


    Seachmall wrote: »
    If it's in a queue for a night club then I'm hammered and don't give a shit either way. Otherwise I don't do it.

    I agree if you are drunk then it dosent count as skipping :cool:


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    #5
    Stiffler2
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,536 ✭✭✭Stiffler2


    Those ropes are just a guideline to show you where the front of the Q is.
    Nothing more, nothing less.

    They're like roadway signs in car parks, you can go anywhere ye want


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    #6
    Peetrik
    Registered Users Posts: 1,674 ✭✭✭Peetrik


    Yes, this is one of the bigger problems that Ireland faces at the moment.


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    #7
    Parsley
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,144 ✭✭✭Parsley


    ZX Spectrum
    Stiffler2 wrote: »
    Those ropes are just a guideline to show you where the front of the Q is.
    Nothing more, nothing less.

    They're like roadway signs in car parks, you can go anywhere ye want

    you're just getting to the queue faster. totally legit IMO.


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    #8
    Where To
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,455 ✭✭✭Where To


    If I had any idea what you are talking about I would gladly vote in your poll.:)


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    #9
    LH Pathe
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,515 ✭✭✭LH Pathe


    I tried ducking under.. but became entangled in the rope, choking myself in the process and passing out. I am a Fùcking Blunderer


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    #10
    mconigol
    Registered Users Posts: 1,583 ✭✭✭mconigol


    Peetrik wrote: »
    Yes, this is one of the bigger problems that Ireland faces at the moment.

    It's an epidemic


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    #11
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    I don't skip past, people that do are cnuts.


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    #12
    lividduck
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,250 ✭✭✭lividduck


    Unless the gubberment deals with this issue then I'm voting NO...


    to everything:D


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    #13
    mconigol
    Registered Users Posts: 1,583 ✭✭✭mconigol


    lividduck wrote: »
    Unless the gubberment deals with this issue then I'm voting NO...


    to everything:D

    If you vote No the country will actually implode and you'll grow hairy toes.


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    #14
    Ellis Dee
    Registered Users Posts: 2,512 ✭✭✭Ellis Dee


    If one looks hard enough, one can occasionally see positive features in our English neighbours and it would be good to follow their example. As George Bernard Shaw famously pointed out: "An Englishman, even if he is alone, forms an orderly queue of one.":):):)


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    #15
    Redzer7
    Registered Users Posts: 5,209 ✭✭✭Redzer7


    Great way of skipping the dole queue if your late for work.


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    #16
    pickarooney
    Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 35,179 Mod ✭✭✭✭pickarooney


    It's silly to follow the ropes around when there's no queue formed there. So yeah, if you're dumb enough to walk in a zig-zag before you even get to the queue that's your loss.


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    #17
    Jimoslimos
    Registered Users Posts: 4,930 ✭✭✭Jimoslimos


    No. I like to keep my hair dry.


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    #18
    frag420
    Registered Users Posts: 6,158 ✭✭✭frag420


    ZX Spectrum
    The consittution says that if there is a distance between people in the queue that is equal to or more than the outstretched wingspan of a spastic hawk in flight then one may duck under and acquire said space.


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    #19
    stovelid
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    Do people's souls end up in limbo if they do it?


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    #20
    frag420
    Registered Users Posts: 6,158 ✭✭✭frag420


    ZX Spectrum
    Only if the do the limbo under the rope..............


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