which household item?

3nero · 27-08-2009 11:02pm #1

Ok, picture the scene, you wake up alone in the house, you go down stairs make some coffee and switch on the tv to see whats goin on in the world...And there it is all over the tv on every channel......Z-DAY!!

while you where sleeping the world went into melt down :eek:

Suddenly you hear glass breakage...its to late..they're inside....

What household object do you grab to defend yourself?

I'd throw the TV at them to buy some time
then I'm going for the Iron and swing it round by it's flex, i reckon that will crack some skulls.

What would you use

(btw this is Ireland, we don't have huge guns stashed in our houses)

Father Stone · 27-08-2009 11:22pm

I would use a massive kitchen knife. Really big one. Hoover would be good, shovel, hammer, screwdriver etc.

ehhowaya · 29-08-2009 8:34pm

I have a really heavy glass ashtray and i would crack the zombie over the head with it!

Father Stone · 29-08-2009 9:19pm

ehhowaya wrote: »

I have a really heavy glass ashtray and i would crack the zombie over the head with it!

Yeah but then you have to run very fast in the opposite direction:p

rizzla · 29-08-2009 9:27pm

I'd use the wooden pole to create distance between me and the Zombies until I can get to my shed to pick up an axe.

3nero · 29-08-2009 9:54pm

Father Stone wrote: »

I would use a massive kitchen knife. Really big one. Hoover would be good, shovel, hammer, screwdriver etc.

most of that stuff you would need to get close to them to be effective, but i'm still trying to work out how you would use the hoover

:D

you could always tape the knife, screwdriver, etc to the end of a sweeping brush to increase the distance between you and Zed.

i was going more for throwing or swinging type objects

I also have a huge glass ashtray that is now on my throw in a panic list :cool:

Father Stone · 29-08-2009 10:00pm

3nero wrote: »

most of that stuff you would need to get close to them to be effective, but i'm still trying to work out how you would use the hoover:D

you could always tape the knife, screwdriver, etc to the end of a sweeping brush to increase the distance between you and Zed.

i was going more for throwing or swinging type objects

I also have a huge glass ashtray that is now on my throw in a panic list :cool:

It's not so much the hoover itself, more the handle which is a long metal pole which I can swing effectively. The knife etc. would be if I was within close range or forced to fight hand to severed limb:D:eek::eek:

lil'bug · 30-08-2009 10:35am

my yorkshire terrier she's a nut case when you rile her up

i fear the zombie wouldn't have a chance

Cows Go µ · 05-09-2009 12:34am

I've thought about this before. My weapon of choice is my hockey stick. It might not be the best range wise but I'm very good with it. I can hit this very hard and very accurately with it and I'm used to the weight and balance of it. It's also my weapon of choice for burglars

05-09-2009 12:43am

I'd have to go with: deodorant can + lighter = mini-flame-thrower.
I know it would have limited fuel but should startle them enough to get away.

homah_7ft · 05-09-2009 3:20am

I suppose you should be heading for the shed realistically.

05-09-2009 9:11am

homah_7ft wrote: »

I suppose you should be heading for the shed realistically.

Definitely, and straight for the chainsaw.:)

kumate_champ07 · 05-09-2009 9:14am

my solid steel carving knife, its a thing of beauty, jab it straight thru the eye into the brain.

TanG411 · 05-09-2009 9:21am

My massive butcher knife in my kitchen if I was to do a bit of close combat.

For distance, I have a few heavy ornaments around the house. They'd be worth breaking if it's to save my life.

Hande hoche! · 05-09-2009 11:39pm

Fire extinguisher until I get to the shed.

ScumLord · 06-09-2009 6:43pm

Deleted User wrote: »

I'd have to go with: deodorant can + lighter = mini-flame-thrower.
I know it would have limited fuel but should startle them enough to get away.

Zombies don't get startled. All you'd do is set them on fire for a minute or two.

Kiith · 06-09-2009 7:29pm

If your not sure what your weapon will be, you've obviously not prepared properly and will not last long. I'll then probably loot your house for any supplies that i need.

Preparation is key people.

AssaultedPeanut · 09-09-2009 4:58pm

I have a particularly evil and somewhat unsettling cat called "Kaci", although recently, she has been more suitably renamed "Death Cat"
I think she'd do the job nicely.

Kromdar · 10-09-2009 1:54pm

what would guard dogs do to a zombie?

Amalgam · 10-09-2009 1:58pm

Spray that on stairs, the bannisters, a hard surfaced hallway, very very slippery. Its my understanding zombies need a good stair bannister to grip onto.

Kills flies too.

which household item?

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