Random Stuff you'd like to Ban

mark_jmc · 26-05-2020 7:19pm

Heating up fish in a microwave
Anyone who does this should be set on fire

BailMeOut · 26-05-2020 7:24pm

anyone who complains about Bono and U2

26-05-2020 7:25pm

Capitalists.

Rodney Bathgate · 26-05-2020 7:27pm

Socialists.

Trotskyites.

Communists.

KaneToad · 26-05-2020 7:28pm

Music that plays outdoors. All music should be indoor.

BeerWolf · 26-05-2020 7:31pm

Retro. wrote: »

Angry Posters

iamstop · 26-05-2020 8:08pm

KaneToad wrote: »

Music that plays outdoors. All music should be indoor.

STRONGLY disagree. In fact I would ban this kind of thinking entirely.

Jenneke87 · 26-05-2020 8:10pm

Trousers with holes cut into them. Seriously, why do these things exist?

iamstop · 26-05-2020 8:11pm

Rodney Bathgate wrote: »

People who post ‘This’.

My only reason for the 'This' comment was to allow me to multi quote something.

BailMeOut wrote: »

anyone who complains about Bono and
U2

My only reason for the 'This' being about U2 is because that was what the previous poster posted about.

Insert McBain - That's the Joke.jpeg/gif here. :cool:

whisky_galore · 26-05-2020 8:12pm

Skinny trousers for males.
Food wankery.
Property porn.

Oink · 26-05-2020 8:35pm

Repeat offenders. If you’ve already been in front of the judge 10 times, time for plan B from outer space. Or preferably TO outer space.

Philster · 27-05-2020 12:03pm

Extendable dog leads.
Incorrect use of the word "like".

iamstop · 27-05-2020 1:55pm

Vape pens

This is it · 27-05-2020 2:02pm

Cat memes... Enough is enough!

Username here · 27-05-2020 2:19pm

Mrs f***in Brown. Or is it "Browne"? Who knows - just f**k off.
Inappropriate use of these: "
W@nky DJs who think they're so out there.
Text messages from friends (who have the same name as someone you rode once) while you're drunk, saying "it's a boy!" - that's some scary sh1t!

Suckit · 28-05-2020 9:11pm

Dave McSavage and his unfunny, unoriginal, shit comedy, and all the 'McBastards' resending excerpts from his unfunny, unoriginal shit comedy show over whatsapp during the lockdown.

"HAR HARR!! I'm from *Insert Irish Town/County Here* and I'm here to tell ye all yer bastards, and isn't it great watch me eat this lump of dog crap and Har harr... I'll fiddle with a kid because I'm a dirty bastard.."

Utter shite.

Quantum Erasure · 28-05-2020 9:25pm

I'd ban Beasty

Woke Hogan · 28-05-2020 9:28pm

Suckit wrote: »

Dave McSavage and his unfunny, unoriginal, shit comedy, and all the 'McBastards' resending excerpts from his unfunny, unoriginal shit comedy show over whatsapp during the lockdown.

"HAR HARR!! I'm from *Insert Irish Town/County Here* and I'm here to tell ye all yer bastards, and isn't it great watch me eat this lump of dog crap and Har harr... I'll fiddle with a kid because I'm a dirty bastard.."

Utter shite.

David McSavage fiddles kids?

28-05-2020 9:31pm

Middle class people saying "woke"

28-05-2020 9:32pm

Middle class people saying "woke"

Charles Babbage · 28-05-2020 9:34pm

All members of the onion family.

cj maxx · 28-05-2020 9:43pm

Charles Babbage wrote: »

All members of the onion family.

Oh , I think I'll have a scallion sandwich. Cheers

Dank Janniels · 28-05-2020 9:53pm

Random Stuff

riclad · 28-05-2020 10:11pm

Fade haircuts, auto play video ads on news websites. Virtue signalling that is pointless, Eg fine gael saying
Diesel cars will be banned in 10 years, most people can't afford electric cars, there's only a small no of charging
points. You can go and fill up at a petrol station in 3minutes. We have no infrastructure if say 50k people
had to charge their car every day.
The phrase person x is a member of the travelling community, Eg just say Joe blogs is a travellor
Put 50 euro tax on any jeans with a hole in them
No one is allowed to use random words as baby names
or names with no, s in them.
If Any company gets help from the government in the crisis they have to publish detailed info on how much tax they pay for the next 5years Eg percentage of tax paid on profit, revenue

Rodney Bathgate · 28-05-2020 10:16pm

Charles Babbage wrote: »

All members of the onion family.

Does that include “cheese and onion”?

Woke Hogan · 28-05-2020 10:22pm

riclad wrote: »

Fade haircuts, auto play video ads on news websites. Virtue signalling that is pointless, Eg fine gael saying
Diesel cars will be banned in 10 years, most people can't afford electric cars, there's only a small no of charging
points. You can go and fill up at a petrol station in 3minutes. We have no infrastructure if say 50k people
had to charge their car every day.
The phrase person x is a member of the travelling community, Eg just say Joe blogs is a travellor
Put 50 euro tax on any jeans with a hole in them
No one is allowed to use random words as baby names
or names with no, s in them.
If Any company gets help from the government in the crisis they have to publish detailed info on how much tax they pay for the next 5years Eg percentage of tax paid on profit, revenue

Infrastructure would be developed in parallel with increased adoption. Much like how they built more train tracks the more people started using trains, for example.

freshpopcorn · 28-05-2020 10:29pm

The Late Late Show.

Sorry about that · 28-05-2020 10:30pm

I'd like to ban the practice of letting front line health workers into supermarkets ahead of everyone else.

Elderly customers still get to skip though.

Vincent Vega · 28-05-2020 10:32pm

Movie franchises.

EmptyTree · 28-05-2020 10:35pm

[Deleted User] wrote: »

Middle class people saying "woke"

Anyone saying "woke"

suicide_circus · 28-05-2020 10:35pm

the idea that your race, religion, sexuality, gender etc defines you

ILoveYourVibes · 28-05-2020 10:37pm

Zaph wrote: »

Absolutely, along with the Psychics & Mediums forum.

Do it do it do it. It only makes us sexier!

28-05-2020 10:43pm

The PM function

Jesus,some odd ones floating about tonight

28-05-2020 10:48pm

The importation of social issues from America which have no contextual basis here, often by self described champions of “wokeness”

Edgware · 28-05-2020 10:50pm

[Deleted User] wrote: »

Middle class people saying "woke"

Firing squad more applicable in cases like that

TheBoyConor · 28-05-2020 10:50pm

de blacks

RandomViewer · 28-05-2020 10:50pm

JohnnyFlash wrote: »

Twitter and the Journal.ie.

The malcontents, oddballs, and losers who contribute to comments on sites like that don’t deserve a platform to spew their bile and hate.

I'm banned from the Journal, which worries me

RandomViewer · 28-05-2020 10:52pm

Edgware wrote: »

Firing squad more applicable in cases like that

Waste of good bullets, guillotine would be just as efficient

RandomViewer · 28-05-2020 10:57pm

Woke Hogan wrote: »

Infrastructure would be developed in parallel with increased adoption. Much like how they built more train tracks the more people started using trains, for example.

Trains not a great example, they lifted the tracks up here and never replaced with anything near it. We probably had the most scenic train track from Letterkenny to Burtonport, you could get on a train in West Donegal and with a few station jumps go nearly anywhere on the island

RandomViewer · 28-05-2020 11:00pm

hair dye for men, it looks pathetic

corner of hells · 28-05-2020 11:13pm

Sorry about that wrote: »

I'd like to ban the practice of letting front line health workers into supermarkets ahead of everyone else.

Elderly customers still get to skip though.

I'd like to ban that practice too , especially after I saw the wife of a volunteer fireman wearing his Fire Brigade fleece in order to skip the queue at a supermarket.

Lucy8080 · 29-05-2020 1:10am

Frozen ice. If it is not fresh, don't automatically assume I want it in my drink.

Rodney Bathgate · 29-05-2020 1:12am

Lucy8080 wrote: »

Frozen ice. If it is not fresh, don't automatically assume I want it in my drink.

Frozen ice? Is that different to regular ice?

Although I dislike when restaurants or pubs put a slice of lemon or lime in a glass of water or coke. I always remove it. Not that it has happened recently.

Rodin · 29-05-2020 1:13am

Headphones/ in-ear buds while driving

Nigel Fairservice · 29-05-2020 1:23am

Making or taking calls in public on a phone's loud speaker. Same for listening to films, tv shows and music in public without headphones/earphones.

cj maxx · 29-05-2020 1:29am

Rodin wrote: »

Headphones/ in-ear buds while driving

I'm pretty sure that wearing headphones/earphones while driving IS banned ?

Rodin · 29-05-2020 1:36am

cj maxx wrote: »

I'm pretty sure that wearing headphones/earphones while driving IS banned ?

Not specifically.
Though a dangerous driving charge or driving without due care and attention can be levelled. To the best of my knowledge.

4068ac1elhodqr · 29-05-2020 1:47am

Driving a large 4x4 vehicle long distances to check your eyesight (after having visual disturbances), during a pandemic lockdown.

Omackeral · 29-05-2020 2:18am

Unnecessary apostrophes for plurals or words simply ending with the letter “s”.

The point the person is making may be excellent but the sight of one or more of these, usually just lobbed onto plurals, makes me check right out.

Lucy8080 · 29-05-2020 2:26am

Rodney Bathgate wrote: »

Frozen ice? Is that different to regular ice?

Although I dislike when restaurants or pubs put a slice of lemon or lime in a glass of water or coke. I always remove it. Not that it has happened recently.

Pubs and restaurants have a secret stash of fresh ice,the general public are not aware of this. It is why they never think to complain.

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