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So you've been kidnapped..... Who's coming?

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    #32
    inchiuvatu
    Registered Users Posts: 225 ✭✭inchiuvatu


    I've got the Crew from 8 out of 10 cats does Countdown, and the onmi-present robot "Mother" from I Am Mother... i should be fine.


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    #33
    ZeroThreat
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    Steviewinger wrote: »
    I'll be fine , Michael Schofield and T bag are coming to rescue me.

    T bag ? - you're saying you haven't watched TV since you were a kid in the 80s?

    :pac:


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    #34
    ZeroThreat
    Registered Users Posts: 2,180 ✭✭✭ZeroThreat


    nthclare wrote: »
    7 of 9 from Star Trek and Darth Vader are coming to get me.

    Pleasure & Pain :D


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    #35
    sbsquarepants
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    I'm sitting pretty pal.

    I have the crew of the starship enterprise and your man from grand designs on the case:D


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    #36
    harry Bailey esq
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    Bob Harris wrote: »
    I don't know what I last watched. I just hope it's Makikomi coming for me.

    Me mate alf(he's been on telly, kinda), his ma, my ma and the aforementioned makikomi. That said, when the gormless kidnappers get duly dispatched id probably get a clatter off me oulone for getting kidnapped in the first place and Alfie would receive the same off his ma for getting involved. The pair of them would probably start eyeing up the outsider makkikomi with suspicion, bundle him into the polo and kidnap him for 'debriefing'. Even if he's wearing boxers... Pair of bousies.


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    [Deleted User]
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    Fred and Rose West.


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    #38
    harry Bailey esq
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    [Deleted User] wrote: »
    Fred and Rose West.

    They wouldn't have to even leave the house to find you. Save them the few bob on petrol. What a considerate hostage!


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    #39
    TeaBagMania
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    Smith & Wesson


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    #40
    Tell me how
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    misterbizmuth wrote: »
    Shamelessly borrowed from another forum but I thought there was a few laughs in it so whatever, here goes.

    The basic premise is this - you've been kidnapped, but the rescue squad coming to get you is taken from the characters in a) the last TV show you watched and b) the last movie you watched.

    Think I'm in trouble here.
    TV personality is Ron Swanson from Parks and Rec who I'm pretty sure will lambast me for getting kidnapped and suggest leaving me there to think about it.
    Might have better luck with movie personality, Derek Vinyard (Ed Norton) from American History X. Hope there's no kerb stones around.


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    #41
    Princess Calla
    Registered Users Posts: 5,785 ✭✭✭Princess Calla


    Last TV show was blue bloods so I'm happy with tom selleck rescuing me :)

    Last film was "about time" so if all else fails we can go back in time before I'm kidnapped :)


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    s7ryf3925pivug
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    Masha and the Bear and an angry mob from Joker.

    Strong rescue credentials across the board but I don't see them gelling well as a team.


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    #43
    Ficheall
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    Assuming a handful of seconds of porn doesn't count, Berk, Boni and Drutt from the Trap Door cartoon.. And I think the entire world's population died in Snow Piercer when their train blew up, aside from a five-year old kid and a drug addict teenage girl. So my fate rests in Berk's hands, really..


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    #44
    ohnonotgmail
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    For TV it is Hondo and the crew from S.W.A.T. so i think i'm pretty OK. For movies it is Mike Branning from Angel Has Fallen (and Olympus, London, has fallen) so i think i'm pretty safe there as well.


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    #45
    Squall Leonhart
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    Vic Mackey and the strike team from The Shield are joining forces with John Malkovich and Adrian Brody from Bullet head. I think I'm safe.


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    #46
    Tony H
    Registered Users Posts: 1,490 ✭✭✭Tony H


    From Last of the Summer Wine Clegg ,Truly Howard and Marina aided by John Wick. Might be safe ,Marina will distract the baddies while John Wick kills every one in the way


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    #47
    dreamers75
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    Ms Crumble from Daybreak and The 1st Australiian task Force (battle of Long Tan)

    Guess im good.


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    #48
    Deebles McBeebles
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    I am f*cked. John Oliver from TV. From film, a quadriplegic Bryan Cranston and the tiny Kevin Hart from The Upside.


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    #49
    Be right back
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    Deebles McBeebles wrote: »
    I am f*cked. John Oliver from TV. From film, a quadriplegic Bryan Cranston and the tiny Kevin Hart from The Upside.

    Reckon Kevin Hart will save himself first!


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    #50
    RiderOnTheStorm
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    eff'ed x 2 ....

    Shortland Street .... so maybe get some medical treatment but useless at hostage resue

    Moneyball .... Brad Pitt is easy on the eye, but not my cup of tea, and no good at rescue (unless its the Inglorious Bustard Pitt ... might be ok then)


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    #51
    Pherekydes
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    Alma Lane and Morris Bellamy have taken me. Looks like it's Bill Hodges and Holly coming for me. Soon, please, before that psychopathic b1tch sticks a pick axe through my left ear. :pac: (Mr Mercedes)

    If they fail then I'm relying on the guys from Saving Private Ryan. We're all going to die. :eek:


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    #52
    Dr. Bre
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    Santa


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    #53
    markc1184
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    Tv show - Chicago PD, so Hank Voight and his team which is probably just as well because the last movie was the rubbish Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.


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