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The Taylor-made CVPL Chat Thread!

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    #722
    New Home
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    Tabnabs wrote: »
    Ultrasound

    You forgot about morning sickness, then.


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    #723
    Gloomtastic!
    Registered Users Posts: 8,343 ✭✭✭Gloomtastic!


    Sneak level Chiny?


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    #724
    New Home
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    They're tanks.


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    #725
    [Deleted User]
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    More here
    attachment?postId=1642916&attachmentId=226917

    Translations are funny, not sure about sarcasm translating well.
    http://www.openlab.co/forums/thread/302291/1


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    #726
    Paddy Cow
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    NoviGlitzko wrote: »
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    That reminds me of this :D



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    #727
    fritzelly
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    Paddy Cow wrote: »
    That reminds me of this :D



    And they're still looking for his body

    That's freaky


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    #728
    Victor
    Registered Users Posts: 78,282 ✭✭✭✭Victor


    Beric Dondarrion wrote: »
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    The irony of quite a few Stevie Wonder fans not being able to see the performance either.


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    #729
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    https://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=110548088&postcount=2961

    That looks like what happens when you drop a full vacuum cleaner bag and it bursts...


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    #730
    Fr_Dougal
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    ^^^
    That was very close!


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    #731
    Paddy Cow
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    Tabnabs wrote: »
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    I believe 100% this happened. Because obviously any sane person would hear a gunshot and go outside and walk up to the person with the gun for a chat.

    Yes I'm fun at parties :P


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    #732
    RobertFoster
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    Paddy Cow wrote: »
    I believe 100% this happened. Because obviously any sane person would hear a gunshot and go outside and walk up to the person with the gun for a chat.

    Yes I'm fun at parties :P
    So you're telling me you don't believe a screenshot of an anonymous Facebook comment discussing a screenshot of a tweet? Man, you must have trust issues.


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    #733
    Silent Running
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    iLikeWaffles wrote: »
    Mad stuff but also pretty amazing.
    https://i.imgur.com/bMvCwX4.gif

    Algerian Feuzi Zabaat, 17, was called a hero for catching a two-year-old mid-air.

    Syrian toddler Doha Muhammed stumbled out of an open second floor window while her mother was cooking.

    Luckily, Mr Zabaat saw her from the street and was able to catch her without any injuries.

    The incident took place in Istanbul, Turkey.

    (not sure what the orange and white things are books maybe)


    The worrying thing here in litigious Ireland, is that no-one would step forward to try to catch the kid. Imagine the lawsuit if you let the kid's head hit the footpath. Or if an arm got broken. It would be all your fault, not the careless mother that actually allowed it to happen. :(


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    #734
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    Silent Running wrote: »
    The worrying thing here in litigious Ireland, is that no-one would step forward to try to catch the kid. Imagine the lawsuit if you let the kid's head hit the footpath. Or if an arm got broken. It would be all your fault, not the careless mother that actually allowed it to happen. :(

    Ah now, anyone in their right mind would try to catch her. I don't give people much credit, but I do give them a little more credit than that! It'd be like suing the fire services for not being able to get everyone out of a fire unscathed.


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    #735
    inforfun
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    20 years ago you probably wouldnt have imagined some **** suing an hotel for falling of a swing because there "were no instructions ans supervision" but here we are.


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    #736
    ganmo
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    GBX wrote: »
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    Needs quinoa :D


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    #737
    Capt'n Midnight
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    joujoujou wrote: »
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    Needs the full quote


    “I guess the question I'm asked the most often is: "When you were sitting in that capsule listening to the count-down, how did you feel?"

    Well, the answer to that one is easy. I felt exactly how you would feel if you were getting ready to launch and knew you were sitting on top of two million parts -- all built by the lowest bidder on a government contract.”

    - John Glenn


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    #738
    Victor
    Registered Users Posts: 78,282 ✭✭✭✭Victor


    ^^^

    Two million parts and 100 tonnes of explosives.
    Capt'n Midnight wrote: »
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    Penguins can fly!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bumx4AerJUQ


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    #739
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    https://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=110556741&postcount=7025

    #3 Long-haired girlfriend who cleans up after herself.


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    #740
    Charlie-Bravo
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    New Home wrote: »
    Ah now, anyone in their right mind would try to catch her. I don't give people much credit, but I do give them a little more credit than that! It'd be like suing the fire services for not being able to get everyone out of a fire unscathed.

    Well, everyone should know that there is a 'Good Samaritan' law since 2011 that protects people going to the aid of someone in danger.

    http://www.cearta.ie/2011/08/new-irish-law-on-the-liability-of-good-samaritans-a-clatter-of-the-law/

    If you didn't do something, and you had the capacity to do so, then I'd say you could be liable for not acting. So no harm in making an effort within your own capabilities, as long as you don't kick the person in the head out of context of what was needed!!

    -. . ...- . .-. / --. --- -. -. .- / --. .. ...- . / -.-- --- ..- / ..- .--.



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    #741
    Victor
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    Capt'n Midnight wrote: »
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    When I saw the image first,I could only see the roof. I though the pigeons were people. :embarrassed:


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    #742
    fritzelly
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    Guess they get plenty of repeat business


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    #743
    Capt'n Midnight
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    fritzelly wrote: »
    Guess they get plenty of repeat business
    And they can still put deposit on a BMW


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    #744
    Capt'n Midnight
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    6486_9423_740.jpeg

    finally , crop circles explained


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    #745
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    New Home wrote: »
    https://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=110556741&postcount=7025

    #3 Long-haired girlfriend who cleans up after herself.


    4. one if these then the long haired girlfriend.
    hairstopper.jpg


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    #746
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    This is precisely why burgers are sold as 1/4 pounders instead of1/3 pounders, the dumb pubic thought the quarter is bigger than the third because a four is bigger* than a three.


    * four being more than three, stupid, I know, but try explaining it to someone who doesn't get it! :rolleyes:


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    #747
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    [Deleted User] wrote: »
    This is precisely why burgers are sold as 1/4 pounders instead of1/3 pounders, the dumb pubic thought the quarter is bigger than the third because a four is bigger* than a three.


    * four being more than three, stupid, I know, but try explaining it to someone who doesn't get it! :rolleyes:

    I must be very giddy tonight but I can't stop laughing at that! I only used a 1/3 cup and it was sweet enough for us she says.. as she slips into a diabetic coma :D:D


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    #748
    Gloomtastic!
    Registered Users Posts: 8,343 ✭✭✭Gloomtastic!


    Maybe i’m just a bit slower than everyone else, or maybe older, but Desti?


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    #749
    Silent Running
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    Gloomtastic! wrote: »
    Maybe i’m just a bit slower than everyone else, or maybe older, but Desti?

    That's his desti knee. :D


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    #750
    my3cents
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    Silent Running wrote: »
    That's his desti knee. :D

    He wasn't the only one not to get that one :o


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    #751
    Silent Running
    Registered Users Posts: 2,818 ✭✭✭Silent Running


    His other one must say "compa"

    I'm sure he likes his own compa knee. :D


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