If you only had one punch in the face?

15-11-2012 7:44pm

Ciderswigger wrote: »

Every time there is a thread like this I say the same thing... Bruce Forsyth. One punch, right on that chin.

How could you miss!

CillianL · 15-11-2012 7:51pm

Seanie Fitzpatrick right in the teeth, after I robbed him of everything I could steal to bring things full circle

happyoutscan · 15-11-2012 8:00pm

Mary Kennedy. Stuck up cow-bag.

Rebelkell · 15-11-2012 8:23pm

Can't believe Mary lou McDonnald hasn't been metioned yet

telekon · 15-11-2012 8:23pm

That woman from Xpose....

(take your pick)

flutterflye · 15-11-2012 9:01pm

telekon wrote: »

That woman from Xpose....

(take your pick)

I don't know if she's still on it, but the really ugly one with short hair, some kind of speech impediment, and is even more stupid than the others - That's who I'd pick anyway.

shockwave · 15-11-2012 9:48pm

Joan Burton.

AverageJoe82 · 15-11-2012 10:12pm

That gob****e from the Go Compare ad

homerjay2005 · 15-11-2012 10:14pm

Bertie...and if i was allowed to use my left hand, id hit him twice.

Diabhal Beag · 15-11-2012 10:39pm

Ponytailed men. Neckbeard optional.

AskMyChocolate · 16-11-2012 4:57am

RobbingBandit wrote: »

Dunphy right in his whiskey soaked nose.

Gay Cnuting ****en Byrne would be next, pompous fcuker.

I had completeley forgotten that appalling cnut. I stand corrected sir. If ever there was a prick who was due an unmerciful hiding.I'd actually step over Peter Sutherland just to get to his smug face.

B.A._Baracus · 16-11-2012 4:59am

I can only choose one? :mad:

Well maybe if I lined up Twink in front of David McSavage :pac:

Tayla · 16-11-2012 5:08am

Lucinda Creighton

AskMyChocolate · 16-11-2012 5:48am

Ihatecuddles wrote: »

Rachel Allen. God she's so irritating.

I'd give her a warning though, tell her to stop talking like a twat or I'll punch her.

And make me a sandwich!

If ever there was a woman who needed a kick in the cnut. Unfortunately, I have this recurring nightmare, where she continues to pronounce cnut as "cyont", which is absolutely gooorgeus.

Reamer Fanny · 16-11-2012 6:05am

Smidge wrote: »

HAHAHA

I fukcing hate her, so glad I'm not the only one. Her voice makes my teeth clench and I found myself shouting at her on the telly the other day "What da fuq do you have to worry about ya moanbag, you have feckin health insurance" :mad::o

I think I'll have to punch Mary Harney... really just a science experiment as much as hatred.

To see if she wobbles like a jelly when punched in the gob :pac:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cpJYTV0FzuE

Lyaiera · 16-11-2012 6:14am

Tyra Banks.

I watched a few series of America's Next Top Model. It was guilty pleasure viewing, I liked the clothes, the make-up and styling and photography but the judges and especially Tyra Banks were just complete bitches, vacuous and completely catty. I've recently started watching Project Runway and it's so refreshing to see people be nice and give generally constructive criticism in one of these reality shows. They seem to recognise that all the participants are at the least decent craftspeople and do things on the basis that they're talking to someone with an aptitude and skill for something. I suppose it comes with the territory of modelling where the qualification is "Be pretty" (in a weird model way) but actually designing and tailoring clothes takes skill.

Reamer Fanny · 16-11-2012 6:19am

Lyaiera wrote: »

Tyra Banks.

I watched a few series of America's Next Top Model. It was guilty pleasure viewing, I liked the clothes, the make-up and styling and photography but the judges and especially Tyra Banks were just complete bitches, vacuous and completely catty. I've recently started watching Project Runway and it's so refreshing to see people be nice and give generally constructive criticism in one of these reality shows. They seem to recognise that all the participants are at the least decent craftspeople and do things on the basis that they're talking to someone with an aptitude and skill for something. I suppose it comes with the territory of modelling where the qualification is "Be pretty" (in a weird model way) but actually designing and tailoring clothes takes skill.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m6Shpn5WCFs

sparrowcar · 16-11-2012 6:26am

Rachel Allen...if she says "Battoorr" instead of "butter" one more time I swear I'll smack her in the teeth!

Grayditch · 16-11-2012 11:01am

sparrowcar wrote: »

Rachel Allen...if she says "Battoorr" in stead of "butter" one more time I swear I'll smack her in the teeth!

Don't forgot to preheat the Ahven.

PopePalpatine · 16-11-2012 11:27am

David Quinn.

Wanderer2010 · 16-11-2012 11:30am

Wow I dont get the hate for Gay Byrne at all, why do people take such a dislike to him?? I think he is a legend and a far better interviewer than that idiot Tubridy and could have a great sense of humor when he wanted to. Leave Gay alone!

Biscuit80 · 16-11-2012 11:40am

Has to be Bertie Ahern!!

Lyaiera · 16-11-2012 11:51am

Wanderer2010 wrote: »

Wow I dont get the hate for Gay Byrne at all, why do people take such a dislike to him?? I think he is a legend and a far better interviewer than that idiot Tubridy and could have a great sense of humor when he wanted to. Leave Gay alone!

He's really patronising.

To be honest my favourite TLLS presenter is The Plank. I think he's a grand interviewer once he's not interviewing some soap star or spoiled stage school brat in the Toy Show where he's obviously bored out of his mind.

16-11-2012 11:53am

Any Israeli settler who resides in Palestinian lands and any Israeli soldier who defends these settlers and 'their' lands.

Naid23 · 16-11-2012 12:08pm

Wanderer2010 wrote: »

Wow I dont get the hate for Gay Byrne at all, why do people take such a dislike to him?? I think he is a legend and a far better interviewer than that idiot Tubridy and could have a great sense of humor when he wanted to. Leave Gay alone!

I blame the 'Switchover to Diggggggggital' Ads.... does my head in! he needs a slap for that in all fairness.