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If you only had one punch in the face?

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    #32
    SafeSurfer
    Registered Users Posts: 6,415 ✭✭✭SafeSurfer


    Stephen Hawkins.

    Multo autem ad rem magis pertinet quallis tibi vide aris quam allis



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    #33
    El Guapo!
    Registered Users Posts: 12,427 ✭✭✭✭El Guapo!


    Dean09 wrote: »
    Craig fúcking Doyle

    Actually, I change my mind.

    Katherine Lynch. Sweet baby Jesus she's the most unfunny irritating person in the country.


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    #34
    doomed
    Closed Accounts Posts: 491 ✭✭doomed


    My imaginery friend. We fell out, but he started it.


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    #35
    shooter69
    Registered Users Posts: 179 ✭✭shooter69


    That twat ray foley .....how the fcuk that tool is allowed populate the airwaves is beyond me


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    #36
    stop animal cruelty
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,012 ✭✭✭stop animal cruelty


    Brian McFadden


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    #37
    gb40
    Registered Users Posts: 43 ✭gb40


    Michael Rapaport


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    #38
    keith16
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,061 ✭✭✭keith16


    The entire population of Co. Cork


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    #39
    marozz
    Registered Users Posts: 222 ✭✭marozz


    A Christian Brother.


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    #40
    doyle61
    Registered Users Posts: 442 ✭✭doyle61


    louis walsh


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    #41
    lookitsme
    Registered Users Posts: 340 ✭✭lookitsme


    i think george hook has a nice hittable face


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    #42
    1ZRed
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,293 ✭✭✭1ZRed


    Gangnam style lad. Most punchable face I've seen in a good while.


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    DEFTLEFTHAND
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    Marty Whelan.


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    #44
    zyanya
    Registered Users Posts: 208 ✭✭zyanya


    Not a violent person but I think I would go for my old boss. I was a teacher back then. Not my fault people always had me in higher regard.

    Runner-ups:

    1. Two bully chicks from college. They thought they could bully me too. Not a chance, right after first try, I dropped a liter of freezing water on their heads. Sweet November.

    2. Airhead chick from high school who thought I was hitting on her boyfriend, and dropped a cigarette right where I was about to land my foot (eh, I was barefoot, I had to wear heels for the whole day for the class picture, and was really tired by then). Yeh, it burnt right there.

    3. Our recently elected shame of a President. Not Obama, I'm Mexican.

    Oh, and I would prolly volunteer to help Remmy with Sarah Palin ^^,


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    #45
    Lawrence1895
    Registered Users Posts: 7,627 ✭✭✭Lawrence1895


    Ryan Tubridy


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    fartman
    Registered Users Posts: 173 ✭✭fartman


    The scumbag clamper that done my car today...straight between the eyes


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    Ellis Dee
    Registered Users Posts: 2,512 ✭✭✭Ellis Dee


    A cnut of a Corkman teacher, an alcoholic who regularly beat me in the Screechin' Butchers school in the 1950s.:mad:

    Oh, wait - I did in fact punch the bastard in the chops when I was big enough - 14 or 15 - and he never touched me again.;)

    Some years later he was found drowned in a lake in Cavan. The verdict was open, there being no evidence to indicate how he entered the water. As if I gave a fcuk how he got there!:cool:


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    #48
    AskMyChocolate
    Registered Users Posts: 2,312 ✭✭✭AskMyChocolate


    cojomo2 wrote: »
    I've been waiting for a thread like this for a long time. Jeremy Kyle.

    I can't fault your choice sir/maam.


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    #49
    knucklehead6
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    Facekicker


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    zyanya
    Registered Users Posts: 208 ✭✭zyanya


    fartman wrote: »
    The scumbag clamper that done my car today...straight between the eyes

    Everyone who hits a car and runs away deserves a punch!


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    #51
    Dietsquirt
    Closed Accounts Posts: 676 ✭✭✭Dietsquirt


    Craig Doyle... although i'd prefer a karate kid style scissor kick to the face


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    #52
    dirtyden
    Registered Users Posts: 1,730 ✭✭✭dirtyden


    Ray Darcy


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    AskMyChocolate
    Registered Users Posts: 2,312 ✭✭✭AskMyChocolate


    castletownman wrote: »
    I've always pondered that given one free punch, what would be the largest animal a human being could knock out?

    You've been warned about bringing Twink into this discussion. Don't make me have to warn you again.

    Mod.


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    AskMyChocolate
    Registered Users Posts: 2,312 ✭✭✭AskMyChocolate


    Dean09 wrote: »
    Actually, I change my mind.

    Katherine Lynch. Sweet baby Jesus she's the most unfunny irritating person in the country.

    Yep. I'm sorry Mr.Sutherland but you'll just have to wait.

    "Ms.Lynch. The doctor will see you now."

    *rolls up sleeves*


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    #55
    Rigol
    Registered Users Posts: 465 ✭✭Rigol


    Mr MacVodafone.

    im only on here cause mr macvodafone is slower than a wet week.

    paying him for shyte service.


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    Nippledragon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 154 ✭✭Nippledragon


    Bertie Ahern, I'd love to crack him one in the chops. He has such a punchable fat head on him from all them government dinners and his pension.

    I would like another for Mary Harney/Roseanne Bar.


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    NegativeCreep
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,351 ✭✭✭NegativeCreep


    Russell Howard.
    Might make his eyes point in the right direction if I hit him hard enough.


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    KTRIC
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,463 ✭✭✭KTRIC


    I'd have to say one of my ex's. I wouldn't do it myself though because I don't hit girls but I've had so many offers to do it for me.


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    admiralofthefleet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    joseph ratzinger


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    lukesmom
    Registered Users Posts: 4,400 ✭✭✭lukesmom


    That one in the aviva ad who is 'worried about her tiny baby, and her husband'


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    RobbingBandit
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    Dunphy right in his whiskey soaked nose.

    Gay Cnuting ****en Byrne would be next, pompous fcuker.


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