joke for yis all, hehe, enjoy.........

The following is the transcript of the new answering
> service recently installed at the Mental Health
> Institute:
>
> "Hello, and welcome to the mental health hotline.
> If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.
>
> If you are codependent, please ask some-one to press
> 2 for you now.
>
> If you have mutiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and
> 6.
>
> If you are paranoid, we know who you are and waht
> you want.Stay on the line so we can trace your call.
>
> If you are delusional, press7 and your call will be
> transferred to the mother ship.
>
> If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a
> small voice will tell you which number to press.
>
> If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which
> number you press - no one will answer anyway.
>
> If you are dyslexic, press 969696969696969696.
>
> If you have a nervous disorder, pleas efidget with
> the hash and pound keys until a representative comes
> on the line.
>
> If you have amnesia, press 8 and state your name,
> address, phone number, date of birth, social
> security
> number and your mother's maiden name.
>
> If you have a bi-polar disorder, please leave a
> message after the beep or before the beep. Or after
> the beep.
>
> If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.
> If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.
> If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.
> If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.
>
> If you have low self-esteem, please hang up. All our
> operators are too busy to talk to you.

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This is Commander in chief of the USS Esses, signing off.