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    #32
    victor8600
    Registered Users Posts: 1,611 ✭✭✭victor8600


    Kylta wrote: »
    You can have a starter, a dinner and a desert, ....

    A loaded revolver for the starter.
    A helicopter for the main course.
    A letter of pardon for the dessert.


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    #33
    [Deleted User]
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    victor8600 wrote: »
    A loaded revolver for the starter.
    A helicopter for the main course.
    A letter of pardon for the dessert.

    Why not have something nice to eat before your letter of pardon dessert?


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    #34
    Alejandro68
    Closed Accounts Posts: 412 ✭✭Alejandro68


    Starter: Mushrooms and bacon pieces cooked in a wine sauce.
    Mains:Filet mignon with pan fried carrots, parsnips, and snow peas.
    Dessert: Chocolate covered strawberries.


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    #35
    fonecrusher1
    Registered Users Posts: 5,700 ✭✭✭fonecrusher1


    Spice bungo and chips. Can't beat it.


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    #36
    Edgware
    Registered Users Posts: 5,875 ✭✭✭Edgware


    Never mind what I'd like to eat maybe Michelle Pfeiffer eating me would be a good way to go


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    #37
    Oink
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 2,150 Mod ✭✭✭✭Oink


    Chollo kebabs dripping in garlic sauce, warden. Loads of them and keep them coming.

    I want the audience to smell the beef when I’m frying. It’ll be like smellovision.


    EDIT:
    banie01 wrote: »
    [...] the wee lass from Tyrone who worked in Quin's in the late 90's

    I’ll have her as well. BEFORE Banie. You can have my sloppy seconds. HA!


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    #38
    [Deleted User]
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    #39
    Fozzie Bear
    Registered Users Posts: 1,178 ✭✭✭Fozzie Bear


    Back in the 80's my mother would often make chicken marylands from scratch for the Sunday / after mass dinner. There would be slices and heels of loaf bread left on an enamel plate, on the range in the kitchen all week long so they would dry out. Then Sunday morn they would be broken up with a rolling pin to make crumbs, chicken brests would be covered in egg, then the bread crumbs and onto the frying pan. That, creamy mashed spuds, along with batchelors tinned beans and peas would be my last meal, followed by jelly and ice cream. The taste of my long gone childhood on an average Sunday afternoon...

    Sorry OP I've no idea how the hell you would be able to get that meal though. Would that mean the execution couldn't go ahead :pac: :confused:


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    #40
    2lazytogetup
    Registered Users Posts: 828 ✭✭✭2lazytogetup


    3 day old homemade lasagne with loads of red wine.

    food quality is overrated. more important the location and the people you are dining with. i never judge restaurants on quality, of food. location,

    my last meal would be overlooking the sea, a jazz band. with a room full of hookers and coke waiting for me.

    id say the last meal would be such a downer. eating it on death row in a bright white wall room on a metal table, that probably is cold, took an hour to get from the takeaway through the guards. and the high fat element would just make you feel bloated afterwards. still probably better than the slop they normally get in max security prisons.


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    #41
    2lazytogetup
    Registered Users Posts: 828 ✭✭✭2lazytogetup


    Edgware wrote: »
    Never mind what I'd like to eat maybe Michelle Pfeiffer eating me would be a good way to go

    would you ask her to take out her false teeth. she must be about 70yrs old at this stage.


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    #42
    PARlance
    Registered Users Posts: 21,093 ✭✭✭✭PARlance


    Degag wrote: »
    Reckon i may not be in the mood to eat....

    You better or you'll go to dead hungry


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    #43
    uch
    Registered Users Posts: 7,008 ✭✭✭uch


    You my daft friend obviosly haven't heard that I like Cake, and I will have nothing less you fool, now for a last meal it would probably have to be an argentian custard & truffle cake, best served with lemon curd and walnuts please

    21/25



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    #44
    pockets3d
    Registered Users Posts: 283 ✭✭pockets3d


    One of those magic boxes from takeways.
    Donner meat, chips. pakora chicken , goujons, bhajis , onion rings and battered sausages to fill their largest pizza box.
    Industrial bucket of curry sauce.
    If im going to hell i want them to smell me coming.


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    #45
    Kaybaykwah
    Registered Users Posts: 3,086 ✭✭✭Kaybaykwah


    Fozzie Bear wrote: »
    Back in the 80's my mother would often make chicken marylands from scratch for the Sunday / after mass dinner. There would be slices and heels of loaf bread left on an enamel plate, on the range in the kitchen all week long so they would dry out. Then Sunday morn they would be broken up with a rolling pin to make crumbs, chicken brests would be covered in egg, then the bread crumbs and onto the frying pan. That, creamy mashed spuds, along with batchelors tinned beans and peas would be my last meal, followed by jelly and ice cream. The taste of my long gone childhood on an average Sunday afternoon...

    Sorry OP I've no idea how the hell you would be able to get that meal though. Would that mean the execution couldn't go ahead :pac: :confused:

    I think you're just spinning a sob story about your childhood, in the hope we acquit you. No way, you're frying!


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    #46
    pockets3d
    Registered Users Posts: 283 ✭✭pockets3d


    2lazytogetup wrote: »
    3 day old homemade lasagne with loads of red wine.

    food quality is overrated. more important the location and the people you are dining with. i never judge restaurants on quality, of food. location,

    my last meal would be overlooking the sea, a jazz band. with a room full of hookers and coke waiting for me.

    id say the last meal would be such a downer. eating it on death row in a bright white wall room on a metal table, that probably is cold, took an hour to get from the takeaway through the guards. and the high fat element would just make you feel bloated afterwards. still probably better than the slop they normally get in max security prisons.


    You don't get to choose the location. Its death row mate, nothing but you, your meal and the rapes and shanks echoing from general population.


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    #47
    PTH2009
    Registered Users Posts: 37,772 ✭✭✭✭PTH2009


    I'd go all out and make it worth it

    Starter- Chicken Pate on crusty bread and a few mini chicken vol au vents

    Main- Large McDonald's Fries with 3 Pieces of KFC and a large bowl of cocktail sausages

    Desert- Malteser Cheesecake and a large tub of Caramel Ice Cream.

    Drink- 2L Bottle of Pepsi


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    #48
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Edgware wrote: »
    Never mind what I'd like to eat maybe Michelle Pfeiffer eating me would be a good way to go

    Go on then (Ooh governor)


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    #49
    Kaybaykwah
    Registered Users Posts: 3,086 ✭✭✭Kaybaykwah


    A tall glass of warm water,
    A bowl of barely cooked white rice,
    and a sachet of cheap mustard.

    For dessert, a couple of dried prunes.


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