You Want, You Lose!

kylith · 27-07-2012 1:05am

McChubbin wrote: »

As for things *I* want, this will do nicely:

Sweet Christmas, I want it!

GiveEmHellKid · 01-08-2012 12:54am

DB5 and a v8.

McChubbin · 02-08-2012 4:59pm

As a collector of snazzy eyewear, I need these because of reasons.

CrazyRabbit · 11-09-2012 8:03pm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pEIe-CCHV3c

120_Minutes · 13-09-2012 10:34pm

this guy to overhaul either a mustang, camaro or charger for me

Darksaga87 · 17-09-2012 7:45pm

qz · 17-09-2012 10:41pm

That would make a sweet meth lab.

Scioch · 17-09-2012 11:09pm

qz wrote: »

That would make a sweet meth lab yo.

Fixed.

Dave_The_Sheep · 17-09-2012 11:24pm

How much is one of those vans, does anyone know? I'd happily buy one of those.

Darksaga87 · 18-09-2012 12:55am

Scioch wrote: »

qz wrote: »

That would make a sweet meth lab bìtch.

Fixed.

Über fixed

qz · 19-09-2012 12:07am

Guy:Incognito · 19-09-2012 12:32am

WoollyRedHat wrote: »

Oh to be that straw sitting in my lady's cup! Gladly would I be made of plastic and risk drowning in a sea of sundae to touch fair Rachael's lips.

Getting shared with 2 lads?:)

sparkthatbled · 20-09-2012 10:07am

Darksaga87 wrote: »

Man mobile home truck

Thank you, Darksaga87, i now know how i will survive the Zombie apocalypse... IN MOTHER***ING STYLE!

CMpunked · 20-09-2012 10:24am

qz wrote: »

That would make a sweet meth lab.

Yeah it would! They should make a show of that, could be succesful.

qz · 20-09-2012 1:02pm

Don't be ridiculous, that'd never work.

El_Dangeroso · 20-09-2012 7:07pm

I love gadgets, I really haven't found a gimmicky product I wouldn't shell out hard earned cash for.

This thread is for all those new-fangled doodads that you think are nifty and that you really really want.

I'll start with the hi-call iphone glove.

http://www.hi-fun.com/en/accessori-iphone-ipod-ipad/hi-call/

How awesome is it to answer the phone by making a pretend phone in your hand?

Potential-Monke · 20-09-2012 7:16pm

http://www.shutupandtakemymoney.com

http://www.thisiswhyimbroke.com

You're welcome

dr.bollocko · 20-09-2012 7:57pm

Mmmerge

tonycombat · 15-11-2012 10:29pm

The new Alfa

McChubbin · 23-11-2012 12:44am

As a hobbying chef, I'd really love it if someone could get me this for Christmas. It would REALLY come in handy.
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Leiva · 23-11-2012 9:01pm

^^^ wife has one in red ^^^

Things gets a really good use. Sometimes she reminds me of butchers boys mother - always baking, cakes everywhere,0.

bnt · 24-11-2012 10:19am

One day, when my ship comes in, I may have a word with Chris Larkin in Co. Kerry, and get him to make me something like this:

Not exactly like that - he's a custom builder - but that wood (spalted beech) is sublime. :cool:

Scioch · 24-11-2012 1:11pm

As far as guitars go, the most beautiful thing ever created was the Rickenbacker.

Thwip! · 25-11-2012 12:38am

bnt · 25-11-2012 9:53am

If I had a library like that, it would still be missing one crucial thing: Time to enjoy it ... I can has time machine?

McChubbin · 25-11-2012 7:38pm

Epic comic book libary

I HAVE A MIGHTY NEED!

Posters looking for custom guitars

If I could play the guitar, I'd go for something like this:

kylith · 26-11-2012 7:57pm

Oh gods, yes

Mr Benevolent · 26-11-2012 8:58pm

Chet T16 · 26-11-2012 9:02pm

Yes ladies, this is the Tektronix MDO4104-6.

4 analogue 1 GHz channels, 16 digital channels and a 6 GHz spectrum analyzer. About €30k before you add the option modules

Scioch · 26-11-2012 9:04pm

Whats that ? Some sort of wireless ?

Darkglasses · 26-11-2012 9:10pm

Scioch wrote: »

Whats that ? Some sort of wireless ?

Google says it's an Oscilloscope, for measuring frequency of electrical signals.

For the uninitiated...What exactly do you use it for?

Chet T16 · 26-11-2012 9:34pm

Its an oscilloscope, a logic analyser and a spectrum analyser

The oscilloscope allows you to view voltage signals plotted against time. The spectrum analyzer plots the voltage magnitude against the frequency. The logic analyzer is time based too but plots and decodes digital data i.e. the 1's and 0's

7ofBrian · 26-11-2012 9:39pm

Darkglasses wrote: »

Google says it's an Oscilloscope, for measuring frequency of electrical signals.

For the uninitiated...What exactly do you use it for?

Its a REALLY expensive kids playcentre

Darkglasses · 26-11-2012 11:56pm

Chet T16 wrote: »

Its an oscilloscope, a logic analyser and a spectrum analyser

The oscilloscope allows you to view voltage signals plotted against time. The spectrum analyzer plots the voltage magnitude against the frequency. The logic analyzer is time based too but plots and decodes digital data i.e. the 1's and 0's

Great answer, and thank you!

But lets just say, hypothetically, that I'm a simpleton...Why do you want to do those things?

pljudge321 · 27-11-2012 12:21am

Darkglasses wrote: »

Great answer, and thank you!

But lets just say, hypothetically, that I'm a simpleton...Why do you want to do those things?

Because all those things are awesome!

CrazyRabbit · 27-11-2012 1:33am

Darkglasses wrote: »

Great answer, and thank you!

But lets just say, hypothetically, that I'm a simpleton...Why do you want to do those things?

To check how much charge is left in the batteries for the remote control.

gnfnrhead · 27-11-2012 1:36am

Darkglasses wrote: »

Great answer, and thank you!

But lets just say, hypothetically, that I'm a simpleton...Why do you want to do those things?

I use them in collage (An older, more basic model) and as far as I can tell, it's mostly for testing and troubleshooting electronic equipment. Have yet to find a use for one other than that.

kylith · 27-11-2012 1:39am

Chet T16 wrote: »

Its an oscilloscope, a logic analyser and a spectrum analyser

The oscilloscope allows you to view voltage signals plotted against time. The spectrum analyzer plots the voltage magnitude against the frequency. The logic analyzer is time based too but plots and decodes digital data i.e. the 1's and 0's

Now that that has made my vagina sufficiently moist, would you like to engage in coitus?

foxyboxer · 27-11-2012 11:13pm

Clanket · 28-11-2012 1:20am

kylith wrote: »

Now that that has made my vagina sufficiently moist, would you like to engage in coitus?

This should be post of the day

Sofaspud · 29-11-2012 1:38am

gnfnrhead wrote: »

I use them in collage (An older, more basic model) and as far as I can tell, it's mostly for testing and troubleshooting electronic equipment. Have yet to find a use for one other than that.

Also for analysing audio signals, I'd assume it's to use with a synthesiser?

Myrddin · 29-11-2012 10:40am

Chet T16 wrote: »

Yes ladies, this is the Tektronix MDO4104-6.

4 analogue 1 GHz channels, 16 digital channels and a 6 GHz spectrum analyzer. About €30k before you add the option modules

Yus! For once I didn't lose!

Mr Benevolent · 29-11-2012 1:45pm

Chet T16 wrote: »

Its an oscilloscope, a logic analyser and a spectrum analyser

The oscilloscope allows you to view voltage signals plotted against time. The spectrum analyzer plots the voltage magnitude against the frequency. The logic analyzer is time based too but plots and decodes digital data i.e. the 1's and 0's

In other words it's intensely boring.