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Lies you grew up to believe

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  • 27-05-2020 5:28pm
    #1
    completedit
    Registered Users Posts: 2,639 ✭✭✭


    Santa was real

    You can be anything you want

    Margaret Thatcher was somehow evil.


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    branie2
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    Margaret Thatcher was very evil


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    L1011
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    completedit wrote: »

    Margaret Thatcher was somehow evil.

    She was rather a lot more than 'somehow' evil. Unless you mean the understatement was the lie.


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    Wanderer78
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    completedit wrote: »
    Santa was real

    You can be anything you want

    Margaret Thatcher was somehow evil.

    what a fcuking cnut!


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    [Deleted User]
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    Joe Dolan had millions of women.


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    branie2
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    Anacondas, pythons, boas, and other constricting snakes killed their prey by suffocating them with their coils. They prey actually dies of circulatory failure.


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    Dr Turk Turkelton
    Registered Users Posts: 2,906 ✭✭✭Dr Turk Turkelton


    branie2 wrote: »
    Anacondas, pythons, boas, and other constricting snakes killed their prey by suffocating them with their coils. They prey actually dies of circulatory failure.

    RIP to all the victims of circulatory failure today.


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    L1011
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    Deleted User wrote: »
    Joe Dolan had millions of women.

    "take me and break me" would have been apt lyrics for some of his, erm, gentleman escorts to have written. Allegedly. ("Make Me An Island" to save anyone googling the lyrics)


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    ILoveYourVibes
    Registered Users Posts: 15,176 ✭✭✭✭ILoveYourVibes


    But how do i know they are lies if I still believe them?


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    Guy:Incognito
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    completedit wrote: »
    Santa was real

    .

    Hang on. Lies you grew up to believe or lies you believed growing up?


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    ILoveYourVibes
    Registered Users Posts: 15,176 ✭✭✭✭ILoveYourVibes


    branie2 wrote: »
    Anacondas, pythons, boas, and other constricting snakes killed their prey by suffocating them with their coils. They prey actually dies of circulatory failure.
    Yah prob that one.


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    TheValeyard
    Registered Users Posts: 12,218 ✭✭✭✭TheValeyard


    There are only three states of matter

    Fcuk Putin. Glory to Ukraine!



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    Guy:Incognito
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    branie2 wrote: »
    Anacondas, pythons, boas, and other constricting snakes killed their prey by suffocating them with their coils. They prey actually dies of circulatory failure.

    Im sure the prey will be comforted to find that out. :)


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    castletownman
    Registered Users Posts: 11,053 ✭✭✭✭castletownman


    That Prince had some ribs removed so he could give himself a blowjob


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    Dr. Bre
    Registered Users Posts: 7,545 ✭✭✭Dr. Bre


    Wrestling was real


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    branie2
    Registered Users Posts: 10,292 ✭✭✭✭branie2


    And it's over very quickly for the prey


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    Fritzbox
    Registered Users Posts: 488 ✭✭Fritzbox


    completedit wrote: »
    Santa was real

    You can be anything you want

    Margaret Thatcher was somehow evil.

    In what way was Maggie evil?
    In comparison with some of the prime ministers the UK has had since Maggie wasn't even in pole-position. Maggie was no fan of the EU, but I don't think she ever advocated leaving it?


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    Your Face
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,277 ✭✭✭Your Face


    That all men are created equal.


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    branie2
    Registered Users Posts: 10,292 ✭✭✭✭branie2


    You sink below the surface in quicksand


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    Fritzbox
    Registered Users Posts: 488 ✭✭Fritzbox


    Deleted User wrote: »
    Joe Dolan had millions of women.

    He had tens of millions?


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    whisky_galore
    Registered Users Posts: 15,790 ✭✭✭✭whisky_galore


    completedit wrote: »
    Margaret Thatcher was somehow evil.

    A Marmite PM.
    Uncompromising position prolonged the violence in NI for sure. Not a pushover or a flip flopper/outright liar like Trumpy.


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    ZeroThreat
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    Ronan Keatings now ex-wife walked in on him and Brian Kennedy in the sack.

    Oh and Matt Damon survived on a diet of potatos while stranded during lockdown in Ireland, or was that a film.... :D


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    Pherekydes
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    Jesus loves you. RC is the one true religion.

    Ouanking will make you go blind.


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    Rothko
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    castletownman wrote: »
    That Prince had some ribs removed so he could give himself a blowjob

    Heard that about Marilyn Manson


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    branie2
    Registered Users Posts: 10,292 ✭✭✭✭branie2


    Walt Disney was cryonically frozen after his death


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    RobbingBandit
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    You go blind if you go solo


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    Yester
    Registered Users Posts: 1,497 ✭✭✭Yester


    External reality is as it is perceived to be.


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    Ipso
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    Rothko wrote: »
    Heard that about Marilyn Manson

    I thought it was Jimmy Sommerville. There’s also the rumour that “insert popular singer’s name here” had to have his stomache pumped and they found the love jam of five different men.


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    whisky_galore
    Registered Users Posts: 15,790 ✭✭✭✭whisky_galore


    During Michael Jackson's autopsy, they found traces of blood in his drugs.


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    kowloon
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    Pherekydes wrote: »
    Ouanking will make you go blind.

    When I heard that as a kid I tried to rationalise that well-known fact. I had a theory: The surface of the eye must be very similar to the egg, so if the sperm got onto the surface of the eye they would burrow in and damage the eye making you blind.


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    mad m
    Registered Users Posts: 9,002 ✭✭✭mad m


    Swallowing chewing gum would stick to your lungs and you would DIE!!!

    Eating carrots gave you good eye sight.


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