hold-pens

darkpagandeath · 21-01-2016 7:38pm #1

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/women-using-breasts-hold-pens-7213075

I'm sorry but no just no, This has to be a 4Chan Trolling craze But Idiots be Idiots.... Interesting it's only the ahem well shaped doing this. Anyone else seen this.

8 Bit Girl · 21-01-2016 7:41pm

Its a bit silly, but....good excuse to have a gawk at some underboob...

Menas · 21-01-2016 7:41pm

Not sure what is going on there. But will read the article again and again and again to see if I can figure it out....

PucaMama · 21-01-2016 7:42pm

Obviously a trick to get us to post pics like In the article

Miaireland · 21-01-2016 7:46pm

I saw it on Facebook yesterday and assumed it was a joke.

The Backwards Man · 21-01-2016 7:47pm

Most of the male posters here could probably do it anyway . . .

Menas · 21-01-2016 7:56pm

The Backwards Man wrote: »

Most of the male posters here could probably do it anyway . . .

Yip, with their moobs and underbelly. 2 pens at the same time.

21-01-2016 8:03pm

Menas wrote: »

Yip, with their moobs and underbelly. 2 pens at the same time.

2 pens! I'd bet hard cash there are more than a few who could smuggle a tin of beans under a moob!

I'm definitely not a real woman if this is how it's measured.

One eyed Jack · 21-01-2016 8:11pm

It's hardly any kind of a boast when there are women in their 80's could hold whole packs of whiteboard markers under their boobs...

There's a mental image :pac:

Peregrine · 21-01-2016 8:13pm

I'm just trying to think of things I could hold up with my knob.

Hats are just too easy.

Menas · 21-01-2016 8:18pm

Peregrine wrote: »

I'm just trying to think of things I could hold up with my knob.

Hats are just too easy.

A doc martin boot is the real test of a man. A very excited man. :eek:

.red. · 21-01-2016 8:20pm

Peregrine wrote: »

I'm just trying to think of things I could hold up with my knob.

Hats are just too easy.

Donuts?

One eyed Jack · 21-01-2016 8:21pm

Peregrine wrote: »

I'm just trying to think of things I could hold up with my knob.

Hats are just too easy.

Have you tried kettle bells?

(your post reminded me of a chap I saw on tv a few years back, I'd say he'd no nerve endings in it!! What has been seen and all that

)

Sir Osis of Liver. · 21-01-2016 8:25pm

Mrs.Osis took the challenge.

God bless her,she can do the double Bic hold,no bother at all.

(She loves a dare and I got a free look at her jubblies)

Nadser · 21-01-2016 8:53pm

This 'test' has been going on since I was a wee nipper (the 80s). Most grew out of it by the time they were in college and obviously results weren't photographed or put online.

Old news, nothing new to see here...

The Randy Riverbeast · 21-01-2016 9:30pm

This is something I can support like a good bra.

One eyed Jack wrote: »

It's hardly any kind of a boast when there are women in their 80's could hold whole packs of whiteboard markers under their boobs...

There's a mental image

*zips trousers back up*
Never mind...

Azalea · 21-01-2016 9:58pm

I love how "Showing my boobies to the lads" is pretended to be "Showing that I'm a real woman".
How dopey were the women who thought they were showing off their boobs for a "challenge" too.

If a lady wants to show off her boobs, more power to her, but it's a bit silly to think it's for a legitimate "challenge" or to view it as making a feminist statement. Not that it's anti-feminist either.

mad muffin · 21-01-2016 10:12pm

:pac:

anothernight · 21-01-2016 10:35pm

I was always told that was the traditional way to know if your boobs are saggy. I thought 'real women' were fat women, not saggy-boobed women! Or maybe it's both. Hmm..

Azalea · 21-01-2016 11:13pm

anothernight wrote: »

I was always told that was the traditional way to know if your boobs are saggy.

It's not a great test of that though - as big boobs, whether saggy or not, will hold the pen. Maybe it's good for gauging whether small boobs are saggy.
It's a much more useful test of whether your bum is saggy.

/places biro under arse-cheek

Corpus Twisty · 21-01-2016 11:16pm

This is about sheep-rounding-up, right? A good galvanised mesh about 4' high is yer only man. A twirler for clipping their feet is a great bet too -makes life much simpler, if you feel compelled to inflict yourself with sheep-ownership. I hate them, personally - they seem to always want to die. Sheep -not for life.

anothernight · 22-01-2016 12:23am

Azalea wrote: »

It's not a great test of that though - as big boobs, whether saggy or not, will hold the pen. Maybe it's good for gauging whether small boobs are saggy.
It's a much more useful test of whether your bum is saggy.

/places Bank Of Ireland biro under arse-cheek

Nah, it's more about shape than anything. The person who used to say it had massive boobs, and they didn't hold a pen.

Growing up in a female-dominated environment..... yay....... *sobs*

somefeen · 22-01-2016 1:38am

Women are always using their breasts to hold my peni.....Oh wait, nevermind

Corpus Twisty · 22-01-2016 1:42am

somefeen wrote: »

Women are always using their breasts to hold my peni.....Oh wait, nevermind

You're one of them penicillin smugglers, right? Boobs are a great plan...

Maximus Alexander · 22-01-2016 1:45am

I bet none of the women of AH could do it.

Canadel · 22-01-2016 11:14am

Miaireland wrote: »

I saw it on Facebook yesterday and assumed it was a joke.

It is a joke. Just a bad one.

Medusa22 · 22-01-2016 11:30am

I always heard that the more pens that you could fit under your boobs, the saggier that they are, I didn't realise it was a test of ''real'' womanhood. I tried it years ago but I can't remember how many pens I could fit, hmm, a task for today.

Oh, I could get the OH to do it too, some sort of boob-penholding competition, she's very competitive anyway, you know those Germans.

Boom_Bap · 22-01-2016 11:34am

I'm under a boob at the moment with my laptop, blanket and a warm mug of coffee. No pens.

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