The Noccers Interview Thread

26-11-2019 10:24pm

No.

What's the oldest piece of media you saw today tv set radio video recorder cassette tape. working or not

29-11-2019 12:12am

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No.

What's the oldest piece of media you saw today tv set radio video recorder cassette tape. working or not

My Philips TV that I bought 25 years ago and still working perfectly.

What would you like to resurrect from the past?

Gremlinertia · 29-11-2019 6:54am

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My Philips TV that I bought 25 years ago and still working perfectly.

What would you like to resurrect from the past?

The Den.

Favourite toy when you were young?

Bob Harris · 29-11-2019 8:30am

Gremlinertia wrote: »

The Den.

Favourite toy when you were young?

Well I played a lot with me willy.

Have you ever been in a job where you had to wear a name tag?

Gremlinertia · 29-11-2019 9:17am

Bob Harris wrote: »

Well I played a lot with me willy.

Have you ever been in a job where you had to wear a name tag?

No never had a nametag. A licence though..

First paid job?

Bob Harris · 29-11-2019 9:38am

Gremlinertia wrote: »

No never had a nametag. A licence though..

First paid job?

Picking raspberries and strawberries as a young lad, probably 8 or 9.

Have you driven or been in a fully electric car?

29-11-2019 10:09am

Yes driven in a Tesla.

What was your first ever games console handheld or tabletop?

Bob Harris · 29-11-2019 10:18am

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Yes driven in a Tesla.

What was your first ever games console handheld or tabletop?

Atari 2600. The video system with classics galore, from Space Invaders to cars that roar.

Do you remember any jingles from your childhood?

29-11-2019 10:09pm

Bob Harris wrote: »

Atari 2600. The video system with classics galore, from Space Invaders to cars that roar.

Do you remember any jingles from your childhood?

The Bosco theme tune.

What TV series are you watching?

Gremlinertia · 30-11-2019 3:29pm

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The Bosco theme tune.

What TV series are you watching?

Lilyhammer

Favourite pasta dish?.

Bob Harris · 30-11-2019 4:46pm

Gremlinertia wrote: »

Lilyhammer

Favourite pasta dish?.

I don't have any dishes made from pasta.

Ever been to a tribute band gig?

Gremlinertia · 30-11-2019 4:49pm

Bob Harris wrote: »

I don't have any dishes made from pasta.

Ever been to a tribute band gig?

Haha I've been to a few tribute acts, ac/dc, Rory Gallagher, jimi Hendrix etc.

Do you have a favourite type of music?

Bob Harris · 30-11-2019 5:01pm

Gremlinertia wrote: »

Haha I've been to a few tribute acts, ac/dc, Rory Gallagher, jimi Hendrix etc.

Do you have a favourite type of music?

Good music is my favourite.

Do you think the internet should be turned off to reset it?

30-11-2019 7:19pm

Nah.

As a kid did you own a Wind- Up Toy?

Bob Harris · 02-12-2019 11:00am

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Nah.

As a kid did you own a Wind- Up Toy?

I have some sort of recollection of one but not sure exactly.

In what order is your cutlery separated in the drawer?

02-12-2019 7:24pm

Bob Harris wrote: »

I have some sort of recollection of one but not sure exactly.

In what order is your cutlery separated in the drawer?

Knives, forks, tablespoons, teaspoons and then 2 sections for everything else.

Do you have daily use cutlery and separate cutlery for special occasions?

04-12-2019 9:06pm

Yes, and the last time the special cutlery was used was about 30 years ago. It just sits in its drawer since that era.

What is the shortest lived toy you owned before it broken.

Bob Harris · 05-12-2019 8:11am

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Yes, and the last time the special cutlery was used was about 30 years ago. It just sits in its drawer since that era.

What is the shortest lived toy you owned before it broken.

Slightly odd that I was thinking of this only the other day.

I went over to the local shop to get a football. Once of those crappy plastic ones that would break your foot on a cold day. I think it cost about 2/3 pounds (this is late 80's). Brought it home and I'd say within 30 minutes it had a thorn in it and was punctured. I walked all the way back and demanded another which I eventually got but that one didn't last long either.

Do you ever hear the word whippersnapper used anymore?

Bishop of hope · 05-12-2019 8:23am

Bob Harris wrote: »

Slightly odd that I was thinking of this only the other day.

I went over to the local shop to get a football. Once of those crappy plastic ones that would break your foot on a cold day. I think it cost about 2/3 pounds (this is late 80's). Brought it home and I'd say within 30 minutes it had a thorn in it and was punctured. I walked all the way back and demanded another which I eventually got but that one didn't last long either.

Do you ever hear the word whippersnapper used anymore?

God, I was called that many times in my life, but thinking about it its one of those phrases that has been forgotten it seems. Haven't heard it in a long time.

Does it take long for you to get to work with traffic?

Bishop of hope · 05-12-2019 1:18pm

Bob Harris wrote: »

Whatever roadkill I find on the way home.

What do you think the standard rate of VAT should be?

Ours is high, 23%, probably around 20% would be better, but the state probably needs the extra cash.

Have you ever been in an accident where someone was killed?

05-12-2019 1:45pm

Jesus.

No.

Did you play video games on a work computer?

Bob Harris · 05-12-2019 1:56pm

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Jesus.

No.

Did you play video games on a work computer?

Not often. Too busy watching porn at work.

Have you ever been paid for what you recycle?

05-12-2019 7:57pm

When I was small, I would give back my empty club orange bottle and get 10p in exhange.

Have you a dislike for any particular social media company?

Bob Harris · 08-12-2019 2:00pm

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When I was small, I would give back my empty club orange bottle and get 10p in exhange.

Have you a dislike for any particular social media company?

Disdain mostly.

If a dog's hearing is so good, why don't they wake themselves when they snore?

08-12-2019 2:27pm

Bob Harris wrote: »

Disdain mostly.

If a dog's hearing is so good, why don't they wake themselves when they snore?

So are cat's. They don't wake themselves up either.

The last time your plans for the day were completely and utterly messed up by the weather.

08-12-2019 3:52pm

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So are cat's. They don't wake themselves up either.

The last time your plans for the day were completely and utterly messed up by the weather.

Today, I was planning to go to the beach in Dingle at 4pm but it might be a bit too breezy.

When will you take down the Christmas tree?

Bob Harris · 08-12-2019 8:43pm

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Today, I was planning to go to the beach in Dingle at 4pm but it might be a bit too breezy.

When will you take down the Christmas tree?

I think I'll leave it where it is in the garage.

Favourite Shakespearian play?

08-12-2019 10:00pm

Othello the motor of venice

Did you ever break some electronic device?

Bishop of hope · 10-12-2019 8:38am

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Othello the motor of venice

Did you ever break some electronic device?

Quite a few, though never intentionally.

How do you wind down to get ready for sleep?

Bob Harris · 10-12-2019 9:02am

Bishop of hope wrote: »

Quite a few, though never intentionally.

How do you wind down to get ready for sleep?

I turn off the light and put my head on the pillow.

Have you encountered any grumpy people yet this morning?

10-12-2019 10:39am

No, because I have'nt encountered anybody, familiar or stranger yet.

What did you rant, about last, online,

Bob Harris · 10-12-2019 10:46am

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No, because I have'nt encountered anybody, familiar or stranger yet.

What did you rant, about last, online,

Paul Pogba being an overrated show pony.

What do you put on your suitcase to identity it on the carousel?

11-12-2019 7:35am

Sticker from the passenger desk / kiosk.

What was your last fu¢k up, workplace or else where.

Bishop of hope · 11-12-2019 8:22am

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Sticker from the passenger desk / kiosk.

What was your last fu¢k up, workplace or else where.

Broke the wing mirror of my car yesterday while walking by it with a ladder.

Do you clean your own windows?

Bob Harris · 11-12-2019 8:24am

Bishop of hope wrote: »

Broke the wing mirror of my car yesterday while walking by it with a ladder.

Do you clean your own windows?

I do, I run an antivirus every so often.

Have those Indians ever called to fix your windows?

Bishop of hope · 11-12-2019 8:28am

Bob Harris wrote: »

I do, I run an antivirus every so often.

Have those Indians ever called to fix your windows?

Lol, not lately.

Have you had breakfast yet?

Bob Harris · 11-12-2019 8:30am

Bishop of hope wrote: »

Lol, not lately.

Have you had breakfast yet?

Breakfast is like Amercian Express. Don't leave home without it.

Was the Pokemon Go craze one of humanity's greatest embarrassments?

11-12-2019 9:23am

Bob Harris wrote: »

Breakfast is like Amercian Express. Don't leave home without it.

Was the Pokemon Go craze one of humanity's greatest embarrassments?

No. Definitely not one of our embarrassments but a bit gobshìtery all the same.

When was the last time you had to make a big decision?

11-12-2019 6:34pm

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No. Definitely not one of our embarrassments but a bit gobshìtery all the same.

When was the last time you had to make a big decision?

At the weekend. Do we put the expensive and the sentimental decorations on the Xmas tree or leave them off until next year (We have a kitten who likes climbing the tree and playing with the decorations).

How much water did you drink yesterday?

11-12-2019 6:48pm

Tap water: a mug.

What is the last act of spite you heard of someone doing

Bob Harris · 12-12-2019 11:36am

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Tap water: a mug.

What is the last act of spite you heard of someone doing

I saw someone cut off their nose.

Do you know anyone who could supply you with cocaine before the end of the day?

12-12-2019 12:06pm

yes. coke does'nt care if your a public personality or a punk. they tend to end up the same.

what happened the last time that your gizmo / tool had no working batteries and you could'nt get any.

Bob Harris · 12-12-2019 12:15pm

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yes. coke does'nt care if your a public personality or a punk. they tend to end up the same.

what happened the last time that your gizmo / tool had no working batteries and you could'nt get any.

I don't own a vibrator if that's the question.

Would you be able to get over a 6ft wall unassisted?

12-12-2019 12:17pm

Yes.

What contraband have you owned / we're in possession of.

Choose another instead of white devil/smack

I'm sure you can

Bob Harris · 12-12-2019 12:23pm

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Yes.

What contraband have you owned / we're in possession of.

Choose another instead of white devil/smack

I'm sure you can

I have a garage full of knock-off D&G handbags.

How would you open a coconut?

Bob Harris · 10-01-2020 9:15am

Bob Harris wrote: »

I have a garage full of knock-off D&G handbags.

How would you open a coconut?

I'd try the handle first Bob.

Whose line is it anyway?

10-01-2020 11:45am

Bob Harris wrote: »

I'd try the handle first Bob.

Whose line is it anyway?

Don't know but I have a rolled up 50 at the ready for it.

Would you sunbathe on a nudest beach?

Bob Harris · 10-01-2020 11:48am

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Don't know but I have a rolled up 50 at the ready for it.

Would you sunbathe on a nudest beach?

I wouldn't sunbathe on any beach.

Do you ever use washable hankerchiefs?

10-01-2020 5:34pm

Bob Harris wrote: »

I wouldn't sunbathe on any beach.

Do you ever use washable hankerchiefs?

Have never owned any.

Is there anything better than an open fire on a cold winter night?

10-01-2020 9:28pm

no. can't argue with that.

Did you ever make something, even as a schoolchild, basket from icecream sticks, a musical instrument ?

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