Can your digger do this?

Ye missed a a few other bits.

There's also the course in how to put all the cones, safety lights and warning signs in the right places.

The taxi drivers have to now do a course on the specific area before they're allowed to pick up or set down in it, how long before they do the same to delivery drivers.

Oh yes, make sure that your medical certification for anything larger than Class B on your driving licence is up to date, and also that your eye sight test is valid.

Then there's the question of the legality of using green diesel in the machine, as it's (sort of ) operating on a public highway.

Was it delivered by an HGV or did it come on a trailer pulled by a tractor, as that's another bone of contention.

At least we can be sure that there's no issues with tyre tread depth on that machine:D

Oh Yeah, you'd better also check that it doesn't need an aviation hazard warning light on it so that someone doesn't fly into it, and if there will be more than (If I remember correctly) 500 people watching, you'll need to tell the aviation authorities, as it's illegal for an aircraft to fly below 500 Ft close to that crowd once you go above that number.

The list is endless, I' ve not even mentioned working time directives, and related issues about rest periods, and the like.

A few weeks ago, a friend sent me the following:-

Pythagorean theorem: 24 words
Lord's prayer: 66 words
Archimedes' Principle: 67 words
Ten Commandments: 179 words
Gettysburg address: 286 words
US Declaration of Independence: 1,300 words
US Constitution with all 27 Amendments: 7,818 words


EU regulations on the sale of cabbage: 26,911 words

Maybe, just maybe, we've become just a little over regulated in areas that really don't matter, and under regulated in areas that are now clearly deficient!!!!!!:p;):P:mad: