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One Day At A Whine (Sweet Jesus), Liveline, 10/05/19 and dat

  • 10-05-2019 12:43pm
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    New Liveline Thread, 10 May 2-19 and dat.

    Play nice.
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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 39,908 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    Kicking off with DE PAYNE, caller.

    Joe in full-on ghoul mode, pulling the bones out of himself.
    Вашему собственному бычьему дерьму нельзя верить - V Putin
    




  • Registered Users Posts: 8,741 ✭✭✭withless


    Stop saying "by the way" when you are not introducing something new!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,886 ✭✭✭✭Roger_007


    Joe, ask her how much compo she got!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 39,908 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    When you're down with the pain
    And a bleed on the brain
    In Tulla-moray
    Вашему собственному бычьему дерьму нельзя верить - V Putin
    




  • Registered Users Posts: 8,741 ✭✭✭withless


    What are we getting to here? Money? Psychiatric care?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,420 ✭✭✭✭sligojoek


    Joe starts talking more slowly when she mentions brain injury.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,477 ✭✭✭Oops69


    Does any caller to this show ever have one type of an injury .... 3 types of brain injury , double pneumonia , 3 types of arthritis , 4 types of pain ... etc etc ?


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,741 ✭✭✭withless


    Objection! Leading the witness!!


  • Posts: 13,712 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    withless wrote: »
    What are we getting to here? Money? Psychiatric care?
    eight minutes in and still not clear. I think its just a list of catastrophes at this stage.

    Friday afternoon, Joe has already mentally disengaged.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,886 ✭✭✭✭Roger_007


    withless wrote: »
    What are we getting to here? Money? Psychiatric care?

    It all comes down to money in the end. It solves all other problems.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,114 ✭✭✭Mena Mitty


    Dan Jaman wrote: »
    When you're down with the pain
    And a bleed on the brain
    In Tulla-moray

    Which reminds me, went down twice to Texas Tom's Coffee Club in the last week and it seems to have closed or maybe moved to another premises.

    It was a great place to relax after the shopping and dat.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,477 ✭✭✭Oops69


    Next caller up ‘ I have 4 types of brain injury ‘ .... it never seems to affect the speech area of the brain for theses callers .


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,091 ✭✭✭✭Busi_Girl08


    So you were offered counselling...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,008 ✭✭✭DoctorEdgeWild


    Oops69 wrote: »
    Next caller up ‘ I have 4 types of brain injury ‘ .... it never seems to affect the speech area of the brain for theses callers .
    It sometimes shows itself in hilarious accents, rambling tales that go nowhere and an inability to get to any point caller.


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,741 ✭✭✭withless


    Good point says Joe when shes ignoring the doctors advice.


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,462 ✭✭✭boardise


    These revelations should be of immense practical significance to all of us in our daily lives.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,886 ✭✭✭✭Roger_007


    withless wrote: »
    Good point says Joe when shes ignoring the doctors advice.

    Well, she seems to be consulting Joe for another medical opinion. Joe has immense expertise in so many areas.:rolleyes:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,114 ✭✭✭Mena Mitty


    How the ***k did she pass a medical for a driving licence if she can see 10 cars instead of one in the distance.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,008 ✭✭✭DoctorEdgeWild


    'Outside the house as they say' What Joe, in the garden?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 39,908 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    Mena Mitty wrote: »
    Which reminds me, went down twice to Texas Tom's Coffee Club in the last week and it seems to have closed or maybe moved to another premises.

    It was a great place to relax after the shopping and dat.


    I would think that TT would put a notice on the window/door telling where he now is, unless he's in the 'Joy.
    Вашему собственному бычьему дерьму нельзя верить - V Putin
    




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  • Registered Users Posts: 3,462 ✭✭✭boardise


    All this talk of triggers is giving me itchy fingers here.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,886 ✭✭✭✭Roger_007


    I wonder was her old normal as boring as her new normal?


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,741 ✭✭✭withless


    "I know better"


  • Posts: 13,712 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Fifteen minutes and the point is elucidated.

    She should have had counselling, which she did, but she should have had.

    And now for some hysterics.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 39,908 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    Whoh, Anxiety Alex on now.
    Вашему собственному бычьему дерьму нельзя верить - V Putin
    




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,420 ✭✭✭✭sligojoek


    Come back Funny Friday. All is forgiven.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 665 ✭✭✭Michael joseph


    Mena Mitty wrote: »
    How the ***k did she pass a medical for a driving licence if she can see 10 cars instead of one in the distance.

    doesn't fill me with confidence as I cycle about the place, knowing she's out there


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,741 ✭✭✭withless


    Caller more helpful than Joe after 30 seconds.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 39,908 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    doesn't fill me with confidence as I cycle about the place knowing she's out there
    Just be careful you don't trigger her by doing anything.
    Вашему собственному бычьему дерьму нельзя верить - V Putin
    




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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,886 ✭✭✭✭Roger_007


    I that why Bono wears the sunglasses?


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,741 ✭✭✭withless




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 39,908 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    Post-traumatic amnesia is such a handy thing.
    They should try it, sometime.
    Вашему собственному бычьему дерьму нельзя верить - V Putin
    




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,420 ✭✭✭✭sligojoek


    withless wrote: »
    Caller more helpful than Joe after 30 seconds.

    He's making more "headway" than Joe.

    Catta strophic X 10


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    Who’s didnt yer one’s GP suggest Headway if she/he was so great?


  • Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 14,124 Mod ✭✭✭✭pc7


    Oh shiny new thread! Haven't been able to listen in ages, prays to spaghetti monster for gold.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,420 ✭✭✭✭sligojoek


    Jjoe looking for more gory details now.


  • Posts: 13,712 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    To sum up, there should be help available and there is.

    Next.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,477 ✭✭✭Oops69


    I’m sure she’s been at headway already


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,114 ✭✭✭Mena Mitty


    doesn't fill me with confidence as I cycle about the place, knowing she's out there

    If I was driving an armoured tank I wouldn't relish meeting the driver that can see 10 tanks.

    Now if she could see 3 of everything, I'd give her the advice from Rocky...Avoid the one in the middle.


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,462 ✭✭✭boardise


    Will we have any oul' song today ....Memories Are Made Of This , I Remember You or some such.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,129 ✭✭✭✭dvcireland


    has Joes leg been mentioned yet?

    whatabout the time Uncle Albert fell down into the cellar on his way to post his Kryton Factor application form?

    "...no Joe, you rang me !..." A.Caller.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 39,908 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    boardise wrote: »
    Will we have any oul' song today ....Memories Are Made Of This , I Remember You or some such.


    Tranks for the memories.
    Вашему собственному бычьему дерьму нельзя верить - V Putin
    




  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    To sum up, there should be help available and there is.

    Next.

    There should be a protocol for referral, people are left on their own far too much by medics in this country. And not allGPs are great; two in my surgery are, but the other two aren’t.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,114 ✭✭✭Mena Mitty


    A fatality.....Bingo


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 665 ✭✭✭Michael joseph


    "was there anybody else injured in the crash?"


    ?? why


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    Sadly, Joe’s own brother died in a motor accident, so he would be affected by all this, maybe accounts for his fascination with the subject in general.


  • Posts: 13,712 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Unreasonable and curmudgeonly. Now we're motoring.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,129 ✭✭✭✭dvcireland


    hey jude, please feck off

    "...no Joe, you rang me !..." A.Caller.



  • Registered Users Posts: 3,462 ✭✭✭boardise


    Curmudgeon ...nice one Joe.........vocabularian extraordinaire.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 39,908 ✭✭✭✭Dan Jaman


    Farting passengers?
    Вашему собственному бычьему дерьму нельзя верить - V Putin
    




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