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Impromptu ask me anything but dont ask that.

  • 03-05-2019 10:56pm
    #1
    Ninthlife
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,312 ✭✭✭


    As the title suggests ask me anything but dont ask that...


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  • #2
    punt mor
    Site Banned Posts: 4 ✭punt mor


    Would you lie for me


  • #3
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses?


  • #4
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 5,311 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Ask me bollix.


  • #5
    Ninthlife
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,312 ✭✭✭Ninthlife


    punt mor wrote: »
    Would you lie for me

    I'd lie for you and thats the truth


  • #6
    Ninthlife
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,312 ✭✭✭Ninthlife


    Strawberry Milkshake wrote: »
    Would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses?

    You took the words right outta my mouth


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  • #7
    Ninthlife
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,312 ✭✭✭Ninthlife


    [Deleted User] wrote: »
    Ask me bollix.

    Dear Berties Horse bollix, ask me anything


  • #8
    antodeco
    Registered Users, Subscribers, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,585 ✭✭✭✭antodeco


    If you could travel back in time with tomorrows lotto numbers, what's the first thing you'd get in McDonald's that cost exactly €2.50, but was only available in Burger King this Sunday?


  • #9
    Ninthlife
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,312 ✭✭✭Ninthlife


    antodeco wrote: »
    If you could travel back in time with tomorrows lotto numbers, what's the first thing you'd get in McDonald's that cost exactly €2.50, but was only available in Burger King this Sunday?

    Thats a bit personal for a public forum and anyway i think you already know the answer


  • #10
    corner of hells
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,409 ✭✭✭corner of hells


    antodeco wrote: »
    If you could travel back in time with tomorrows lotto numbers, what's the first thing you'd get in McDonald's that cost exactly €2.50, but was only available in Burger King this Sunday?

    Four .


  • #11
    mad muffin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,034 ✭✭✭mad muffin


    Would you rather… suck on a finger that’s been up a bum. Or. Drink a cup of warm piss?


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  • #12
    Ninthlife
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,312 ✭✭✭Ninthlife


    corner of hells wrote: »
    Four .

    Stop playing golf in the thread please..


  • #13
    Ninthlife
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,312 ✭✭✭Ninthlife


    mad muffin wrote: »
    Would you rather… suck on a finger that’s been up a bum. Or. Drink a cup of warm piss?

    Holy **** a real question...i wasnt really prepared for this but il do my best to answer it but please clarify

    Whos bum and for how long?

    And

    How big is the cup


  • #14
    mad muffin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,034 ✭✭✭mad muffin


    Ninthlife wrote: »
    Holy **** a real question...i wasnt really prepared for this but il do my best to answer it but please clarify

    Whos bum and for how long?

    And

    How big is the cup

    Your own bum. A good suck 1 minute? A pint of someone else’s warm piss.


  • #15
    Ninthlife
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,312 ✭✭✭Ninthlife


    mad muffin wrote: »
    Your own bum. A good suck 1 minute? A pint of someone else’s warm piss.

    You seem quite excitrd by this. Its an ask me anything not a post my fetish for me to enact it........thats tomorrow

    Has my arse been bleached?

    And

    Is the warm piss really jjust Budweiser


  • #16
    Infernal Racket
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,418 ✭✭✭Infernal Racket


    If you could only eat one thing for the rest of your life, what would it be?


  • #17
    mad muffin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,034 ✭✭✭mad muffin


    Ninthlife wrote: »
    You seem quite excitrd by this. Its an ask me anything not a post my fetish for me to enact it........thats tomorrow

    Has my arse been bleached?

    And

    Is the warm piss really jjust Budweiser

    You’ve just taken a dump. The warm pint of piss is from a Guinness drinker.


  • #18
    Ninthlife
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,312 ✭✭✭Ninthlife


    Gerry G wrote: »
    If you could only eat one thing for the rest of your life, what would it be?

    Tough question Gerry G.... very Jeremy Paxman

    Im gonna go with sandwiches


  • #19
    antodeco
    Registered Users, Subscribers, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,585 ✭✭✭✭antodeco


    Would you rather a dog that quacks or a duck that barks?


  • #20
    ILoveYourVibes
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,202 ✭✭✭✭ILoveYourVibes


    Strawberry Milkshake wrote: »
    Would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses?


    **** yes. Take me.:pac:


  • #21
    Ninthlife
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,312 ✭✭✭Ninthlife


    mad muffin wrote: »
    You’ve just taken a dump. The warm pint of poss is from a Guinness drinker.

    So the piss is a guinness drinkers so it really is Budweiser

    Jesus in that case il suck my finger


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  • #22
    Ninthlife
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,312 ✭✭✭Ninthlife


    antodeco wrote: »
    Would you rather a dog that quacks or a duck that barks?

    A barking duck and id call it Cat


  • #23
    Infernal Racket
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,418 ✭✭✭Infernal Racket


    Would you rather have only one leg or only one arm?


  • #24
    Fr_Dougal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,166 ✭✭✭Fr_Dougal


    Do you not think it’s a lifestyle choice?


  • #25
    Ninthlife
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,312 ✭✭✭Ninthlife


    Gerry G wrote: »
    Would you rather have only one leg or only one arm?

    Id be hoping mad to lose a leg but then again arm I just trying to take the handy option

    Id go with leg


  • #26
    Yer Da sells Avon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,737 ✭✭✭Yer Da sells Avon


    Boxers or briefs? By which I obviously mean pugilists or lawyers.


  • #27
    Ninthlife
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,312 ✭✭✭Ninthlife


    Fr_Dougal wrote: »
    Do you not think it’s a lifestyle choice?

    It is a choice to shop in lifestyle. Free market


  • #28
    buried
    Registered Users Posts: 9,841 ✭✭✭buried


    Did'ya ever dance with the Devil in the pale moonlight

    "You have disgraced yourselves again" - W. B. Yeats



  • #29
    Ninthlife
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,312 ✭✭✭Ninthlife


    Yer Da sells Avon wrote: »
    Boxers or briefs? By which I obviously mean pugilists or lawyers.

    Both are handy to have when trying to evade prosecution. One to intimidate a jury the other to box the head off the prison guards during an escape atrempt


  • #30
    Ninthlife
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,312 ✭✭✭Ninthlife


    buried wrote: »
    Did'ya ever dance with the Devil in the pale moonlight

    Several times all slow sets each time he tried to grab my ass and Im a guy

    Do slow sets still exist?


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  • #31
    Infernal Racket
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,418 ✭✭✭Infernal Racket


    Ninthlife wrote: »
    Several times all slow sets each time he tried to grab my ass and Im a guy

    Do slow sets still exist?

    No, but they should


  • #32
    ziedth
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,081 ✭✭✭ziedth


    Ninthlife wrote: »
    Several times all slow sets each time he tried to grab my ass and Im a guy

    Do slow sets still exist?

    Quite Frankly Ninthlife I don't believe that's any of your business.....


    What ever happend to fathers for justice?


  • #33
    Ninthlife
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,312 ✭✭✭Ninthlife


    Gerry G wrote: »
    No, but they should

    Thats some sad news youre giving me Gerry

    Some of the finest arses i felt were during slow sets...


  • #34
    Ninthlife
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,312 ✭✭✭Ninthlife


    ziedth wrote: »
    Quite Frankly Ninthlife I don't believe that's any of your business.....


    What ever happend to fathers for justice?

    Its ok, no need to try protect my feelings anymore Gerry G broke the bad news already


  • #35
    Infernal Racket
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,418 ✭✭✭Infernal Racket


    Ninthlife wrote: »
    Thats some sad news youre giving me Gerry

    Some of the finest arses i felt were during slow sets...

    Yep. Levis 501 jeans on a young one in the late 80s and early 90s was a thing of beauty


  • #36
    Ninthlife
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,312 ✭✭✭Ninthlife


    Gerry G wrote: »
    Yep. Levis 501 jeans on a young one in the late 80s and early 90s was a thing of beauty

    Luckily Gerry you used good grammar and spelling and stated young ones in the late 80s and not young ones in their late 80s


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  • #37
    Infernal Racket
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,418 ✭✭✭Infernal Racket


    Ninthlife wrote: »
    Luckily Gerry you used good grammar and spelling and stated young ones in the late 80s and not young ones in their late 80s

    I pride myself on good grammar and a keen eye for a good Levi's ass. Now back to the main topic. Would u rather have a fag but no lighter, or a lighter but no fag?


  • #38
    Ninthlife
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,312 ✭✭✭Ninthlife


    Gerry G wrote: »
    I pride myself on good grammar and a keen eye for a good Levi's ass. Now back to the main topic. Would u rather have a fag but no lighter, or a lighter but no fag?

    Being an ex smoker and part time pyromaniac id go with no fag and a lighter


  • #39
    Ninthlife
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,312 ✭✭✭Ninthlife


    Dont all ask at once d)


  • #40
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 92,524 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    Would you rather fight one horse size duck or one hundred duck sized horses ?


    Me , I'd take a herd of eohippus over a bullockornis every time.

    https://www.sciencephoto.com/media/843815/view/gastornis-flightless-bird-preying-on-eohippus-illustration


  • #41
    Tiana Scone
    Closed Accounts Posts: 30 ✭Tiana Scone


    What is the one question you would hate to be asked?


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  • #42
    ToddyDoody
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,417 ✭✭✭ToddyDoody


    What would Jesus do, if he had to take a dump at work? (any theologians here?)


  • #43
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Cake or chips?
    Daddy or death?


  • #44
    Tiana Scone
    Closed Accounts Posts: 30 ✭Tiana Scone


    ToddyDoody wrote: »
    What would Jesus do, if he had to take a dump at work? (any theologians here?)

    Not a theologian but I reckon he does what is the norm.
    Checks nobody is coming.
    Lines toilet with paper.
    Differs at this point as we call him but he talks to himself "Ooooh Jesus"
    Back to work and informs everyone about the dirty Fecker who was in there before him and stank the place out.


  • #45
    ILoveYourVibes
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,202 ✭✭✭✭ILoveYourVibes


    Would you like a grape?


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