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Did you ever ''Follow Through'' ?

  • 07-06-2017 1:49pm
    #1
    chillin117
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 736 ✭✭✭


    Happened me once on a date, Made my excuses and left. Was going nowhere anyway !


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  • #2
    ScumLord
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,789 ✭✭✭✭ScumLord


    I've heard that if you follow through on a date it's a sign you've met your one true love.


  • #3
    biko
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,220 ✭✭✭✭biko


    So date fell through then?


  • #4
    jamesbere
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,022 ✭✭✭jamesbere


    Yes, while running. They say you should never trust a a fart when out for a run.


  • #5
    jimgoose
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,180 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    biko wrote: »
    So date fell through then?

    You could say that. Apparently he shat himself while riding her. I shouldn't imagine that does wonders for a young lady. :pac:


  • #6
    c_man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,436 ✭✭✭c_man


    Last time was particularly foolish. I was on my way home from a night out and decided to have a small fart to relieve the pressure. Unfortunately there was a Total Follow Through. I stumbled to my place. The jocks and jeans went straight in the bin, I had to have a shower straight away. There was a distinct trail from where the incident occurred to my door the next day, which I had to cover up.


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  • #7
    Birneybau
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,357 ✭✭✭✭Birneybau


    Not really but my guts just twisted one day when walking along the beach and had to run in amongst some rocks. Had to use my favourite Black Rebel Motorcyle Club t-shirt to clean up :(


  • #8
    Kimbot
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 18,693 Mod ✭✭✭✭Kimbot


    chillin117 wrote: »
    Happened me once on a date, Made my excuses and left. Was going nowhere anyway !

    Too right it was going nowhere, you crapped yourself.

    I only crap myself when at I'm not dating...... maybe if I dated I would follow through some more?


  • #9
    MarkR
    Moderators, Regional Midwest Moderators Posts: 11,147 Mod ✭✭✭✭MarkR


    The hilarious sneeze poop.


  • #10
    KungPao
    Registered Users Posts: 4,784 ✭✭✭KungPao


    Once after a few beers and on a long walk home.

    Though it was just a little gas I needed to pass, but I 'pushed my luck' and disaster followed.


  • #11
    andekwarhola
    Registered Users Posts: 4,639 ✭✭✭andekwarhola


    Do people really just look up from their everyday routine and think, 'I'm going to start a thread on the Internet about sh1tting my pants on a date?'


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  • #12
    Kimbot
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 18,693 Mod ✭✭✭✭Kimbot


    andekwarhola wrote: »
    Do people really just look up from their everyday routine and think, 'I'm going to start a thread in the Internet about sh1tting my pants on a date?'

    Yes..... yes they do.


  • #13
    arayess
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,707 ✭✭✭arayess


    in gym squatting - I shuffled to the jacks..
    thankfully I was wearing long shorts that day


  • #14
    Roger Hassenforder
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,555 ✭✭✭Roger Hassenforder


    andekwarhola wrote: »
    Do people really just look up from their everyday routine and think, 'I'm going to start a thread on the Internet about sh1tting my pants on a date?'

    yet here you are commenting


  • #15
    greencap
    Registered Users Posts: 2,102 ✭✭✭greencap


    On occasion when taking a piss. Think you're done but then you get the brown light.

    The turn and burn.

    discussion/2058195983/russia-threadbanned-users-in-op/p3135

    😁



  • #16
    andekwarhola
    Registered Users Posts: 4,639 ✭✭✭andekwarhola


    Roger Hassenforder wrote: »
    yet here you are commenting

    And on an internet discussion board as well.

    Crazy, when you think about it.


  • #17
    valoren
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,515 ✭✭✭valoren


    Got a bout of food poisoning 2 days before the Dublin Marathon in 2012.
    Couldn't keep anything down for 24 hours. Was lying in bed recovering and sharted.

    Then race day instead of simply taking stock and enjoying the experience, I ran like I had planned like a dope and spent the last 5 miles thinking I was going to die.


  • #18
    Roger Hassenforder
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,555 ✭✭✭Roger Hassenforder


    andekwarhola wrote: »
    And on an internet discussion board as well.

    Crazy, when you think about it.

    It's nuts


  • #19
    L.Jenkins
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 19,241 Mod ✭✭✭✭L.Jenkins


    Nothing like a the follow through after a spicy meal. The scalding pain my hoop endured trying to hold it in was unpleasant.


  • #20
    B0jangles
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,951 ✭✭✭B0jangles


    KungPao wrote: »
    Once after a few beers and on a long walk home.

    Though it was just a little gas I needed to pass, but I 'pushed my luck' and disaster followed.

    Such a perfectly elegant way of phrasing it - 10/10.


  • #21
    stimpson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,822 ✭✭✭stimpson


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6c5AH-yHkPg


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  • #22
    fancy pigeon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,865 ✭✭✭fancy pigeon


    chillin117 wrote: »
    Happened me once on a date, Made my excuses and left. Was going nowhere anyway !
    biko wrote: »
    So date fell through then?

    Something fell through alright...


  • #23
    Pat Mustard
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,554 ✭✭✭Pat Mustard


    c_man wrote: »
    There was a distinct trail from where the incident occurred to my door the next day, which I had to cover up.

    Was this at a wedding reception, by any chance? If so, you may not have covered your tracks as thoroughly as you thought.


  • #24
    uch
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,012 ✭✭✭uch


    Most Monday morning on the way to work after a hard sunday session I'd have to run into the bushes at UCD for a quick bum squirt, people always wonder why I only wear one Sock on Mondays

    21/25



  • #25
    Fart
    Registered Users Posts: 1,825 ✭✭✭Fart


    jamesbere wrote: »
    Yes, while running. They say you should never trust a a fart when out for a run.

    Huh?


  • #26
    Radiant Cool Crazy Nightmare
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 237 ✭✭Radiant Cool Crazy Nightmare


    One of the lads on the team got it on a Sunday morning. Warming up on the pitch before the game and he made a mad dash for the dressing rooms with a brown watery liquid coming from under the shorts and over his hands as he did some mental cupping action to try keep it in. It was a real morale booster on a cold wet morning.


  • #27
    Roger Hassenforder
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,555 ✭✭✭Roger Hassenforder


    Birneybau wrote: »
    Not really but my guts just twisted one day when walking along the beach and had to run in amongst some rocks. Had to use my favourite Black Rebel Motorcyle Club t-shirt to clean up :(

    At least the other side was clean


  • #28
    c_man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,436 ✭✭✭c_man


    Pat Mustard wrote: »
    Was this at a wedding reception, by any chance? If so, you may not have covered your tracks as thoroughly as you thought.

    Nope, just a quiet night out! Sound alike you've an interesting story though?

    uch wrote: »
    Most Monday morning on the way to work after a hard sunday session I'd have to run into the bushes at UCD for a quick bum squirt, people always wonder why I only wear one Sock on Mondays

    Ha! I've a friend who notorious for sh!tting himself on nights out, he was frequently without one sock :pac:


  • #29
    Birneybau
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,357 ✭✭✭✭Birneybau


    greencap wrote: »
    On occasion when taking a piss. Think you're done but then you get the brown light.

    The turn and burn.

    Worst thing if you're in a hurry. Or at a urinal. (An didn't work with 'Urinal')


  • #30
    Ipso
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,995 ✭✭✭Ipso


    Sometimes the turtle just wants to get out of the shell.


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  • #31
    mickrock
    Registered Users Posts: 1,021 ✭✭✭mickrock


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9t_8pfbCH-4


  • #32
    endacl
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,354 ✭✭✭✭endacl


    arayess wrote: »
    in gym squatting - I shuffled to the jacks..
    thankfully I was wearing long shorts that day

    Not short longs?


  • #33
    Pat Mustard
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,554 ✭✭✭Pat Mustard


    c_man wrote: »
    Nope, just a quiet night out! Sound alike you've an interesting story though?

    Tis the one about the Brown Wedding.


  • #34
    chillin117
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 736 ✭✭✭chillin117


    andekwarhola wrote: »
    Do people really just look up from their everyday routine and think, 'I'm going to start a thread on the Internet about sh1tting my pants on a date?'
    It engages people like you Groundhog Day people whose ''Everyday routine seems to run into their life''
    I am glad you finally reached out from your Mothers house ! Welcome !


  • #35
    Noo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,986 ✭✭✭Noo


    Pat Mustard wrote: »
    Tis the one about the Brown Wedding.

    Wow its been three years already since that story! Absolute classic!


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