Christmas music.

Graemo · 02-12-2002 2:27pm #1

Does anybody else feel the decent of "the red mist" at this time of year due to the insistance of every single shop, pub, restaurant and even taxi playing the same F**KING christmas music tape over and over.
It's a strange phenomonon when people who throughout the course of the year seem normal and rational. people with a level of taste generally accepted by the enlightened all of a sudden turn into dribbling brain damaged demented tellytubbys with the opening bars of frosty the c**ksucking ar**raming snowman.
The producers of this...........this.........cancer must be held accountable. They are the spawn of satan (an anogram of santa bty)
When I hear the unmistakable sound of slaybells in the snow........THATS when I reach for my revolver.

Dustaz · 02-12-2002 2:31pm

Breaking News:

All Santas Grotto's in the dublin area are put on high alert - Elves to be armed for their own protection.

DRakE · 02-12-2002 3:36pm

Originally posted by Graemo
Does anybody else feel the decent of "the red mist" at this time of year due to the insistance of every single shop, pub, restaurant and even taxi playing the same F**KING christmas music tape over and over.
It's a strange phenomonon when people who throughout the course of the year seem normal and rational. people with a level of taste generally accepted by the enlightened all of a sudden turn into dribbling brain damaged demented tellytubbys with the opening bars of frosty the c**ksucking ar**raming snowman.
The producers of this...........this.........cancer must be held accountable. They are the spawn of satan (an anogram of santa bty)
When I hear the unmistakable sound of slaybells in the snow........THATS when I reach for my revolver.

Yes sir, They're called issues.

And you have them.

seamus · 02-12-2002 3:39pm

The first person I hear this year, that thinks they're being cute or original by playing some christmas song on their Nokia, get stabbed in the eye. I almost went mad last Christmas Eve walking down grafton st and that damn tune going off every 5 secs

Gordon · 02-12-2002 4:01pm

FYI a friend of mine was walking down Grafton St and Brown Thomas was blaring their usual Christmas cheer at 120 decibels onto the street. My mate got so riled that he went in and demanded to speak to the manager. He told him that if he didn't turn the music down he would call the Gards and state a public health violation.

The manager turned the music down.

Jebus · 02-12-2002 4:16pm

Originally posted by Graemo
Does anybody else feel the decent of "the red mist" at this time of year due to the insistance of every single shop, pub, restaurant and even taxi playing the same F**KING christmas music tape over and over.
It's a strange phenomonon when people who throughout the course of the year seem normal and rational. people with a level of taste generally accepted by the enlightened all of a sudden turn into dribbling brain damaged demented tellytubbys with the opening bars of frosty the c**ksucking ar**raming snowman.
The producers of this...........this.........cancer must be held accountable. They are the spawn of satan (an anogram of santa bty)
When I hear the unmistakable sound of slaybells in the snow........THATS when I reach for my revolver.

ROTFLMAO LOL

You are without doubt the best thing to happen to boards. I was having a bad week, but wow ... you are like a breath of fresh air!!!! I literally fell off my chair!!

Keep up the great work! Look forward to hearing from you again ... SOON!!!

LOL

Jebus.

a/s/l???

*GRIN*

BuffyBot · 02-12-2002 7:46pm

Originally posted by Graemo
Does anybody else feel the decent of "the red mist" at this time of year due to the insistance of every single shop, pub, restaurant and even taxi playing the same F**KING christmas music tape over and over.
It's a strange phenomonon when people who throughout the course of the year seem normal and rational. people with a level of taste generally accepted by the enlightened all of a sudden turn into dribbling brain damaged demented tellytubbys with the opening bars of frosty the c**ksucking ar**raming snowman.
The producers of this...........this.........cancer must be held accountable. They are the spawn of satan (an anogram of santa bty)
When I hear the unmistakable sound of slaybells in the snow........THATS when I reach for my revolver.

Anyone remember that film "Falling Down" ....

Sir Digby Chicken Caesar · 02-12-2002 7:50pm

hehe

do it! do it!

rymus · 02-12-2002 8:27pm

Originally posted by BuffyBot
Anyone remember that film "Falling Down" ....

Remember it?? I bought it on DVD! The feelgood film of the century

phaxx · 02-12-2002 8:37pm

Lets not forget the Pogues - Fairytale of New York. Cringe inducingly spine tinglingly bad.

An' da bells wor ringin' ewh, fer christ-mas eve!

Mossy Monk · 02-12-2002 10:04pm

if i hear one more Christmas song i will commit homicide. my sister found the Christmas channel on Sky :mad: to think that i have another few weeks of this to live through :mad:

byte · 03-12-2002 12:53am

Is Christmas channel back on Music Choice?

Yaay! Brilliant!*

* slight sarcasm use in this sentence

Lawnkiller · 03-12-2002 1:27am

i rest my case

ladies and gentlemen - i bring you...

LoGiE · 03-12-2002 1:54am

Originally posted by Lawnkiller
i rest my case

ladies and gentlemen - i bring you...

LOL:D James brown the king of soul reduced to this ****....

Tellox · 03-12-2002 2:19am

Walked into my dads house and he had that ficken fairy tale of new york playing. If my mates hadnt called up,It would have resulted in me having to get my da a new stereo for xmas.

Dr. Loon · 03-12-2002 10:06am

Originally posted by Jebus
ROTFLMAO LOL

You are without doubt the best thing to happen to boards. I was having a bad week, but wow ... you are like a breath of fresh air!!!! I literally fell off my chair!!

Keep up the great work! Look forward to hearing from you again ... SOON!!!

LOL

Jebus.

a/s/l??? *GRIN*

So when are you going to remove your tongue from Graemo's arsé?

Makaveli · 03-12-2002 10:17am

Well he must have really liked it.
I mean it got him to post for the 3rd time in two years.

Dr. Loon · 03-12-2002 10:39am

Originally posted by Makaveli
Well he must have really liked it.
I mean it got him to post for the 3rd time in two years.

Maybe something got his tongue?

Borzoi · 03-12-2002 12:07pm

Then there's this classic Xmas tune from the 80's brought to you by The Waitresses

Christmas Wrapping

oeNeo · 03-12-2002 2:38pm

You're all nuts, Christmas music is great!

El Marco · 03-12-2002 2:42pm

Omg what is it with people on the internet and bitterness towards all things great and happy. Christmas music makes up 80% of Christmas! And I suppose you hate the easter bunny for giving you spots!

Kali · 03-12-2002 3:02pm

*sings* driving home for christmas .. yay

Graemo · 04-12-2002 8:08am

I mean....... mayby it's all an atempt by the dark one to create an apocalypse at the time of christs birth. I sure as hell feel like murder after a whole month of it.
It's like the old metal bands putting backwards messages on records. If they really wanted people to kill their parents / teachers etc. the backwards messages should've been christmas songs.:mad:

gogo · 04-12-2002 3:12pm

Oh ye think ye are bad, I loved christmas music too, that is until i took a christmas job in Pound city over my christmas break, The same 'christmas Now' cd over and over and over and over, they played it nearly ten times a day.
I went in there this year adn they were playing it, I had to walk out.
God help those slade boys if i ever catch them.

gogo:cool:

[CALIBUR] · 04-12-2002 3:50pm

ITS CHRISTMAS !!!

STFU!!!

My God if they won't stop playing the song I'll nail my nuts on the floor with a nail gun RARARAASA :mad: :mad:

El Marco · 04-12-2002 3:56pm

You people obviously have deep emotional scars. tut tut tut

04-12-2002 8:21pm

the power of love.....

i have been known to break into random acts of mindless violence after hearing this eight times in two hours...whoever was responsible should have been dealt with before they unleashed this on the world

Stephen · 04-12-2002 9:39pm

Not all christmas music is bad, just most of it

Shíte like Slade and Wizzard should be burned in a very big fire, but other stiff like Chris Rea's "Driving Home For Christmas" and the Pogues/Kirsty McCall's "Fairytale of New York" aren't that bad at all.

Weh.

I do remember though when i was working in Dunnes Stores back when i was 16. They had a 2 hour loop of excruciatingly bad christmas songs playing every day for about a month and a half. That nearly drove me to violence :eek:

phaxx · 04-12-2002 11:02pm

Originally posted by Stephen
but other stiff like Chris Rea's "Driving Home For Christmas" and the Pogues/Kirsty McCall's "Fairytale of New York" aren't that bad at all

The first one I'll give you, but the second? That's going too far.

BuffyBot · 05-12-2002 12:42am

Can anyone say "bah humbug"?

It'll all be over soon enough. Take breath deeply until then.

Makaveli · 05-12-2002 1:32am

Something tells me some of you didnt get enough hugs or something when you were younger.

Jingle bells, jingle bells
jingle all the way
oh what fun it is to ride
in a one horse open sleigh
hey

Graemo · 05-12-2002 9:15am

I can't possibly imagine what exposure to Dunnes stortes Christmas music must have on the nerves after prolonged exposure. I'm getting angry even thinking about.
Yes. Issues. Great big undefeatable, random killing spree type issues. Watch out it might be you.
BAH FU**ING HUMBUG.

mike65 · 05-12-2002 8:35pm

Think of the poor saps who work in retail and have no choice but to listen to the same 10 or 12 Christmas themed songs day in and day out for 6 weeks. I'd be phoning in sick....or "going postal"

Oops thats basicly what Graemo just said, y'see having heard
"Have Yourself a Very Merry Christmas" 8 times today I'm addled!

Mike.

[CALIBUR] · 06-12-2002 1:32am

I don't think u have the idea of this. i like x-mas songs but when they keep on playing the same song over over over and over "I JUST GO" ... u know the rest

Christmas music.

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