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    #92
    Santa Cruz
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,126 ✭✭✭Santa Cruz


    nails1 wrote: »
    The only time I can masturbate is 2am when I can hope that my housemates are asleep so I can do it without being heard.

    But do they every think the milk tastes different in their coffee


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    #93
    GerB40
    Registered Users Posts: 2,047 ✭✭✭GerB40


    syklops wrote: »
    Did you ever try the danger **** where you start and then shout for your ma, knowing you have to finish and dispose of any mess before she enters the room.

    Not tried it myself, but I've heard of it.

    Firstly you've clearly done it, why bring it up otherwise..
    Secondly, the day I have **** and the mother in my head at the same time is the day I need a serious look at my life..


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    #94
    Aphex
    Closed Accounts Posts: 653 ✭✭✭Aphex


    Fat Christy wrote: »
    I thought I was the only one. :pac:

    Masturbation is great for helping ya sleep.

    Women don't masturbate, why such lie :D


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    #95
    Lucifer MorningStar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,218 ✭✭✭Lucifer MorningStar


    I always feels **** after a ****


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    #96
    Fat Christy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Fat Christy


    Aphex wrote: »
    Women don't masturbate, why such lie :D

    I'm not a woman, I'm a hermaphrodite.

    Get you're facts right and stop following me around like a bad smell.


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    #97
    Fat Christy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Fat Christy


    Lucifer MorningStar wrote: »
    I always feels **** after a ****

    Tired?

    Do you not feel contented though? I usually have about 5 orgasms or until it just doesn't want to be touched anymore and then I nap.


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    #98
    cloud493
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,835 ✭✭✭✭cloud493


    I get nothing from Masturbation, so I don't do it no more.


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    #99
    Fat Christy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Fat Christy


    cloud493 wrote: »
    I get nothing from Masturbation, so I don't do it no more.

    Did you not get a load of Jizz on your hand?

    I hate when it goes into my bellybutton, I have an inny bellybutton. :(


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    #100
    Icecowboy
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 12 ✭Icecowboy


    Lucifer MorningStar wrote: »
    I always feels **** after a ****

    That"s usually a sign you are addicted to masturbating and that, it's effecting your dopamine and prolactin levels negatively. You should try limit your walking to once or twice a week. I noticed benefits of doing so, such as being more alert, more content, generally more enthusiastic for life and more motivated.


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    #101
    Fat Christy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Fat Christy


    Icecowboy wrote: »
    That"s usually a sign you are addicted to masturbating and that, it's effecting your dopamine and prolactin levels negatively. You should try limit your walking to once or twice a week. I noticed benefits of doing so, such as being more alert, more content, generally more enthusiastic for life and more motivated.

    Lucifer, don't listen to this Bai. It's Jesus himself, I tells ya.


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    #102
    cloud493
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,835 ✭✭✭✭cloud493


    Fat Christy wrote: »
    Did you not get a load of Jizz on your hand?

    I hate when it goes into my bellybutton, I have an inny bellybutton. :(


    Nope, I don't reach completion lets say. So seems a waste of time.


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    #103
    Aphex
    Closed Accounts Posts: 653 ✭✭✭Aphex


    Fat Christy wrote: »
    I'm not a woman, I'm a hermaphrodite.

    Get you're facts right and stop following me around like a bad smell.

    wtf :confused:

    Edit: I get the joke now :o


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    #104
    mfergus
    Registered Users Posts: 326 ✭✭mfergus


    Icecowboy wrote: »
    You should try limit your walking to once or twice a week.

    I agree. Limit your walking so you will have more time for ****


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    #105
    Fat Christy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Fat Christy


    Aphex wrote: »
    wtf :confused:

    Yeahhhh....walk away and keep walking.


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    #106
    Lucifer MorningStar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,218 ✭✭✭Lucifer MorningStar


    Fat Christy wrote: »
    Tired?

    Do you not feel contented though? I usually have about 5 orgasms or until it just doesn't want to be touched anymore and then I nap.

    Tired yes, but more of a depressed feeling more than anything, and I don't jack off every day either


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    #107
    Fat Christy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Fat Christy


    Lucifer MorningStar wrote: »
    Tired yes, but more of a depressed feeling more than anything, and I don't jack off every day either

    Ah gawd, that's awful. :(

    What about sex? Do you feel the same way?

    EDIT: Don't listen to Ice bai. I'm telling ya, it's just out to turn ya Lucifer. Down with that sort of thing!


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    #108
    Icecowboy
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 12 ✭Icecowboy


    Lucifer MorningStar wrote: »
    Tired yes, but more of a depressed feeling more than anything, and I don't jack off every day either

    Google your brain on porn.


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    #109
    Fat Christy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Fat Christy


    Aphex wrote: »
    wtf :confused:

    Edit: I get the joke now :o

    I don't. :confused:

    What's the joke? :confused:


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    #110
    Buona Fortuna
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,507 ✭✭✭Buona Fortuna


    Fat Christy wrote: »
    Ah gawd, that's awful. :(

    What about sex? Do you feel the same way?

    Probably the best offer he's had in a while.:D


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    #111
    Lucifer MorningStar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,218 ✭✭✭Lucifer MorningStar


    Fat Christy wrote: »
    Ah gawd, that's awful. :(

    What about sex? Do you feel the same way?

    No, only when I masterbate :(


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    #112
    Fat Christy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Fat Christy


    Buona Fortuna wrote: »
    Probably the best offer he's had in a while.:D

    *face palm*

    Lucifer is manipulating me here. I agreed to naaatthhhhiiiinnnnggg.


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    #113
    logically
    Registered Users Posts: 169 ✭✭logically


    To answer the question posed by the OP. It's not taboo. Societal norms dictate that one doesn't talk about these matters any more than one would talk about the size of one's stool size. Anyone who does talk about either their stool size or masturbation habits IRL isn't quite the full shilling as far as I'm concerned.

    I would like to add that I do like a good old **** every now and then myself. My wife likes it when I **** all over her back and she might not be in the mood for sex. I'm happy to oblige her.


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    #114
    Aphex
    Closed Accounts Posts: 653 ✭✭✭Aphex


    Fat Christy wrote: »
    I don't. :confused:

    What's the joke? :confused:

    Well now I don't know, I guess you just hate me then :( I introduced you to Gizoogle ffs! Typical wanker. :(


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    #115
    Fat Christy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Fat Christy


    Aphex wrote: »
    Well now I don't know, I guess you just hate me then :( I introduced you to Gizoogle ffs! Typical wanker. :(

    Oooohhhh yeah.

    It's Lucifer man, blame Lucifer. He's a bad influence, fcuking up shít wherever he goes.


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    #116
    Ralphdejones
    Closed Accounts Posts: 581 ✭✭✭Ralphdejones


    kowloon wrote: »
    When I was younger I used to watch Sci-Fi at night with the volume down low (Father highly critical of Sci-Fi for unknown reasons).

    Probably because he knew you were jerking off to sci fi, which is a little bit out there


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    #117
    Fat Christy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Fat Christy


    logically wrote: »
    To answer the question posed by the OP. It's not taboo. Societal norms dictate that one doesn't talk about these matters any more than one would talk about the size of one's stool size. Anyone who does talk about either their stool size or masturbation habits IRL isn't quite the full shilling as far as I'm concerned.

    I would like to add that I do like a good old **** every now and then myself. My wife likes it when I **** all over her back and she might not be in the mood for sex. I'm happy to oblige her.

    Does your wife masturbate?


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    #118
    logically
    Registered Users Posts: 169 ✭✭logically


    Fat Christy wrote: »
    Does your wife masturbate?

    She does indeed.


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    #119
    moy83
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,701 ✭✭✭moy83


    You know your good at it when you can switch from your right hand to your left without losing a stroke


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    #120
    bnt
    Registered Users Posts: 12,960 ✭✭✭✭bnt


    One of my favourite albums is Angel Dust by Faith No More, which includes a song called Jizzlobber. I'm not a 'Merkin, and the lyrics are quite cryptic, so I had to look up the word on the Internet ... you guessed it. :(

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RSzGKJ4GwHA

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    #121
    alwald
    Registered Users Posts: 1,283 ✭✭✭alwald


    better call saul wrote: »
    One after work one in bed does the trick
    one in bed???!!!! you must have many sheets to change lol


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