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Stripper / Kissogram Hire

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  • 14-10-2008 2:37pm
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    xzanti
    Moderators, Entertainment Moderators Posts: 10,435 Mod ✭✭✭✭


    I'm trying to hire a female Stripogram/Kissogram for a male friends 21st this Friday night. I've only been able to find one company that caters for this on the innernetz but I wanted to ring around and get a few quotes so if anyone knows of any places, do share...


    And no, my Ma' won't do it :D


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    Fiend-Foe
    Registered Users Posts: 481 ✭✭Fiend-Foe


    just find some skanger who'll do it for a naggin of vodka and 20 blue


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    DarkJager
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,960 ✭✭✭DarkJager


    Be careful about who the stripper is... One of the lads tried this a few years ago.Some fat bulgarian guy wearing a leather jacket with "Fireman" drawn on the back in permanent marker, showed up to the house and started stripping off for the birthday boy. I've never seen so many people running away to throw up in all my life. He has not lived it down to this day....


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    admiralofthefleet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    did you look here


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    The Master
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 14,308 CMod ✭✭✭✭The Master


    My ma regulary appears at parties , takes her clothes off and has a good laugh with the lads

    she's not a strippagram though:(


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    4zn76tysfajdxp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    xzanti wrote: »
    I'm trying to hire a female Stripogram/Kissogram for a male friends 21st this Friday night. I've only been able to find one company that caters for this on the innernetz but I wanted to ring around and get a few quotes so if anyone knows of any places, do share...


    And no, my Ma' won't do it :D

    If his parents are going I'd like an invitation please.


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    chin_grin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,808 ✭✭✭✭chin_grin


    http://www.goldenpages.ie/search/boards.ie/give_a_damn.html

    Try goldenpages?


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    Rowley Birkin QC
    Registered Users Posts: 6,218 ✭✭✭Rowley Birkin QC


    http://www.lapdanceagram.net/main.html

    I think this crowd did a DIT gig about 3 years ago, 3 birds getting very friendly with each other on stage in Spirit.

    The funniest part was seeing the Engineering and IT students up the front of the stage storing the whole performance in their W*nk Bank, the poor sexless fcukers.


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    xzanti
    Moderators, Entertainment Moderators Posts: 10,435 Mod ✭✭✭✭xzanti


    Yeah I just googled it earlier :rolleyes:, few coming up on the goldenpages alright.. Cheers :D


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    biko
    Registered Users Posts: 81,223 ✭✭✭✭biko


    Do it yourself, save the dosh (I'm willing to check that service holds advertised standard).


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    Savman
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    xzanti wrote: »

    And no, my Ma' won't do it :D
    Beating the YoreMa brigade in first post. You have wisdom beyond your years.


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    xzanti
    Moderators, Entertainment Moderators Posts: 10,435 Mod ✭✭✭✭xzanti


    bigkev49 wrote: »
    http://www.lapdanceagram.net/main.html

    I think this crowd did a DIT gig about 3 years ago, 3 birds getting very friendly with each other on stage in Spirit.

    The funniest part was seeing the Engineering and IT students up the front of the stage storing the whole performance in their W*nk Bank, the poor sexless fcukers.

    LOL.. yeah that might be a little too steamy tbh.. Think a bit of 'slap n tickle' from a French Maid will be enough for his relatives to handle :D but thanks...


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    smk135
    Closed Accounts Posts: 235 ✭✭smk135


    what's a stripogram? or kissogram?

    are they just different words for strippers?


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    Voodu Child
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,706 ✭✭✭Voodu Child


    smk135 wrote: »
    what's a stripogram? or kissogram?
    They're like a poor mans hooker


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    DarkJager
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    smk135 wrote: »
    what's a stripogram? or kissogram?

    are they just different words for strippers?

    If there are children present, please get them to close their eyes now:
    Q – What's the difference between a Stripogram and a Kissogram?
    A – A stripogram will perform an act of a teasing strip routine that usually involves dancing to music, baby oil, whipped cream and more depending on the individual. Emphasis will be on the recipient who will be the centre of the performers attention.
    The act will last on average approx 15-20mins. These acts are ideal for stag and hen parties, birthday bashes, ladies nights or just a general party.
    A Kissogram will do pretty much the same as the above but a tamer version without removing any clothes. These performers are more suited to a recipient that would not appreciate anything too raunchy or perhaps a venue that will have children present.

    So the real question is.....why the **** would you want a kissogram if she ain't going get them clothes off??


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    Squiggle
    Registered Users Posts: 1,251 ✭✭✭Squiggle


    aNY USE?


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    xzanti
    Moderators, Entertainment Moderators Posts: 10,435 Mod ✭✭✭✭xzanti


    DarkJager wrote: »

    So the real question is.....why the **** would you want a kissogram if she ain't going get them clothes off??


    Elderly guests?


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    DarkJager
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,960 ✭✭✭DarkJager


    xzanti wrote: »
    Elderly guests?

    Meh, nothing better to set the loins on fire than some leggy brunette stripper spread eagled in front of ya! ;)


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    Karoma
    Registered Users Posts: 19,396 ✭✭✭✭Karoma


    Moved from After Hours. It smells a bit, move it back if you want.


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    #20
    DarkJager
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,960 ✭✭✭DarkJager


    Karoma wrote: »
    Moved from After Hours. It smells a bit, move it back if you want.
    The stripper or the thread? :D


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    c - 13
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    Karoma wrote: »
    Moved from After Hours. It smells a bit, move it back if you want.

    http://www.terminally-incoherent.com/img/facepalm.jpeg


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    justindublin
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    <You're not in AH any more> - c - 13


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