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What is it with sheep farmers?

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  • 20-08-2019 7:41pm
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    whisky_galore
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    And their free range stock?
    Always out on the road. Broken, ineffective fences is all that's supposed to keep them in. It's a rare sight to have unattended cattle on the road but whenever I travel a certain route guaranteed woolly ****ers are all over the road. A traffic hazard.


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    Rows Grower
    Registered Users Posts: 7,826 ✭✭✭Rows Grower


    whisky_galore wrote: »
    And their free range stock?
    Always out on the road. Broken, ineffective fences is all that's supposed to keep them in. It's a rare sight to have unattended cattle on the road but whenever I travel a certain route guaranteed woolly ****ers are all over the road. A traffic hazard.

    They're grazing what's known as the long acre.

    "Very soon we are going to Mars. You wouldn't have been going to Mars if my opponent won, that I can tell you. You wouldn't even be thinking about it."

    Donald Trump, March 13th 2018.



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    Your Face
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    Boot down - new jumper and meat for the dog.


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    Force Carrier
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    If sheep didn't jump fences I'd never get off to sleep at night.


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    Naggdefy
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    Your Face wrote: »
    Boot down - new jumper and meat for the dog.

    Expensive jumper and dog meat if the front of the car (presume it's one) is in sh*te!


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    Your Face
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    Naggdefy wrote: »
    Expensive jumper and dog meat if the front of the car (presume it's one) is in sh*te!

    Like I'd use my own car.


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    Naggdefy
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    Your Face wrote: »
    Like I'd use my own car.

    Joy rider who likes killing sheep! Different..


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    Poor Uncle Tom
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    Naggdefy wrote: »
    Joy rider who likes killing sheep! Different..

    Killing sheep......... right!


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    artanevilla
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    How does a Mayo man find his sheep in long grass?
    Irresistible.


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    Poor Uncle Tom
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    artanevilla wrote: »
    How does a Mayo man find his sheep in long grass?
    Irresistible.

    ewe'l be sorry for that one.........


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    Church on Tuesday
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    artanevilla wrote: »
    How does a Mayo man find his sheep in long grass?
    Irresistible.

    That would be more of a Roscommon perversion.

    There's no long rich grass in barren Mayo.


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    Duffy the Vampire Slayer
    Registered Users Posts: 5,378 ✭✭✭Duffy the Vampire Slayer


    It's well known that the Rossies are the real sheep shaggers.


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