Be safe - Make sure somebody else gets hurt

Take out halloween test to see how safe you are - The Slate

A rocket goes off the wrong way and flies up your neighbours arse. Do you :

a) Call an ambulance ?
b) Give out to them for getting in your way ?
c) Take the opportunity to rob their house ?
d) Take careful aim and send another one up after them ?

While dressing up as a ghost, you accidentally get a plastic bag stuck on your head. Do you :

a) Lie down on the ground and cry ?
b) Leave it on for the rest of the night, getting high off the lack of oxygen ?
c) Melt it off ?
d) Paint Pat Kenny's face onto it, provoking a national festival when you suffocate and die later that night ?

Oh dear. You fall into the bonfire and get burned to a crisp. You are now the ugliest person in Dublin. What do you do ?

a) Check into the blackrock clinic for some plastic surgery ?
b) Team up with with Eamon Dunphy and join the circuse ?
c) Carry on as if nothing happened ?
d) Make friends with a dog and get used to life as and outkast ?

Oh my god! Your trick or treat expedition ends in a disaster when you find a yellow pack biscuit at the bottom of your bag. Do you ?

a) March back along your route until you find the culprit ?
b) Ring the papers ?
c) Try and sell it to a Romanian

HOW SAFE ARE YOU!!??
Test yourself

-Shane