Adam West

They sometimes show the old Batman cartoon from the 1970's on TG4 in their Classic Cartoons slot. Adam West and Burt Ward do the voices... great stuff.

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I say yay.

That man sure does like his Taffee

Robin Quotes

Robin: "Whoa! You came down that pole like a pro, Alfred."

Robin: "The batcomputer is none too frisky today, Batman."

Robin: "Well, we're dressed for investigating, so let's investigate."

Alfred: "I'll get you some milk and cookies, Master Dick."
Dick: "Thanks a lot, Alfred. I can always count on you."

Robin: "Sorry, Batman. I slipped on the Baked Alaska.

Robin: "Catwoman mentioned an assault on Mount Gotham."
Batman: "But where is Mount Gotham?"
Robin: "I don't know... Holy Alps! I'd better brush up on my geography!"

Robin: "Ole, Batman! Ole!"

Marsha to Aunt Hilda: "You bumbling old hag, you've failed again."
Robin: "That's no way to talk to an old lady!"

Batman: "Let's go Robin, we've nary a second to lose! Vamanos!"
Robin: "Right amigo!"

Batman: "I'm glad you're up on your foreign languages, Robin. They come in handy when fighting crime."
Robin: "Si, si, Batmon."

Robin: "I bet even Shakespeare didn't have words for such villainy!"

Robin: "This'll teach that crook to be a litterbug. He should put trash in the proper waste container!"

Batman: "Robin, take the word 'bank' and spell it backwards."
Robin: "K-N-A-B. Knab!"

Robin: "They're throwing fish at us!"

Robin: "It's all a blur. Like a horrible day-mare."

Robin: "There's many a slip 'twixt the cup and the lip, Batman."

Robin: "The way we get into these scrapes and get out of them, it's almost as though someone was dreaming up these situations, guiding our destiny."

Robin: "Batman, I don't dig this."

Robin: "Joker's blackmail threat isn't worth a tinker's darn."

Batman to Catwoman: "The odds are about right, four against one."
Robin, coming out of hiding: "Four against two, Batman!"
Batman: "Robin!"
Robin: "I couldn't resist. You were taken in by her, but I'm too young for that sort of thing."

Robin: "Gosh, that's some ergo, Batman."

Batman, pointing: "What's that?"
Robin: "I guess I'm tired, but it looks like alphabet soup!"

Robin: "I never knew there were no punctuation marks in alphabet soup!"

Robin to Black Widow: "You she-devil! Have you short-circuited Batman's brain?"

Bruce: "I don't know how you constructed this playroom as a surprise without us knowing about it, Aunt Harriet."
Dick: "Or this slot car raceway. It's the coolest, Aunt Harriet!"

Robin: "I'll take the emergency bat-tunnel. It comes out on Highway One and I can catch a bus to Gotham City."

Robin: "I'd sooner see the Russians in the Hexagon than Penguin!"

Batman: "We'll go out the window and down the batropes. Otherwise we'll be mobbed."
O'Hara: "Mobbed? In Police Headquarters?"
Robin: "The flower children think we're cool, man. Like, we turn 'em on, you know."

Batman: "Shall we, Robin?"
Robin: "Let's, Batman."

Dick, getting on Batpole: "What happened to the signs, Bruce?"
Bruce: "Alfred removed them to put a new coat of paint on the Batpoles."
Dick: "Good ol' Alfred."

Bruce, after giving Dick his first car: "Remember, this isn't the Batmobile."
Dick: "Don't worry, Bruce. Highway safety is every citizen's prime responsibility."

Batman: "One blast of cool air kills these blooming cannibals far quicker than they can devour any human repast."
Robin: "Gosh yes!"

Robin: "Beach bums. We should have worn our baggies."

Robin: "You know I wouldn't fight a female, even a small army of females!"

Alfred: "Thank heavens, master Robin. I despaired of ever seeing you again."
Robin: "The despair was mutual, Alfred."

Batman: "Don't forget to drive on the left, not the right."
Robin: "I won't, Batman. I learned that when we got our international driver's licenses!"

Alfred: "Master Robin! I just heard you were dead."
Robin: "You heard wrong. Uh, wrongly."

Robin: "Pip-pip, chin-chin, and toodlio."

Robin, outside a women's changing room: "We can't step into that most hallowed and forbidden no-man's land without closing our eyes."

Dick, reading in the library: "Gosh, Bruce. That Genghis Khan was quite a guy."

Batgirl: "He's so authoritative. So confident."
Robin: "The more you work with Batman, the more amazing he seems."

Dick: "Gosh, Bruce, those muskrats and muskdeer sure are musky."

Robin: "It'll be a cold day in August when we're scared of you, Riddler!"

Batman: "Nice listening, Robin."
Robin: "Awww, gee, it was nothing, Batman."

Robin: "We give crooks no quarter, but we always deal with them fairly, too!"

Robin: "Awww, come on, you crook. You can't be all bad!"

Robin, looking at a book: "Gosh, could it concern us?"
Batman: "It certainly could. Look at that title."
Robin: "The Truth About Bats."

Aunt Harriet: "Now you march yourself straight over to that piano, young man!"
Dick: "Golly G minor, Bruce, do I have to?"

Dick: "Wise up, you guys, life isn't this easy!"
Suzy: "Well, that's easy for you to say, you're the ward of that rich millionaire!"
Dick: "That has nothing to do with it!"

Dick Grayson (in disguise as a 'bad-boy', about Bruce Wayne): "What a skin-flint! If I didn't swipe dimes from the butler I wouldn't even have cigarette money."

Robin: "Holy New Year's Eve, he has me in his famous trick streamers!"

Cheerleader Suzy: "Gee, imagine being taken to jail by a chauffer."
Bruce: "The Wayne Foundation for Delinquent Girls is hardly a jail, Suzy."
Dick: "Heck no, there are teams and clubs and everything."

Robin: "No clues here, Batman. No secret writing. It's just what it looks like - a perfectly ordinary asbestos book cover."

Robin (to Batman, when facing Bookworm's henchmen): "Six of them, two of us. The odds are in our favour."

Batman: "Smells like soup."
Robin: "Darn good soup."

Lisa (to Batman, handing him a card): "Excuse me, the kidnapper dropped this as he was leaving. Perhaps it might be of some help?"
Robin: "Clues are always helpful."

Batman: "Put your flippers up, Penquin!"
Robin: "We caught you with your feathers down!"

Batman (looking at map, attempting to determine of secret entrance to hideout): "If my trigonometry is correct, it should emerge right here."
Robin: "I'll never neglect my math again."

Batman (untying Robin from torture device): "Robin, are you all right?"
Robin: "Just a little sore, Batman, that's all."
Batman: "Well, one of Aunt Harriet's good, nourishing meals will set everything right."
Robin: "I sure worked up an appetite."

Robin: "Alred, if ever we had need of our brain power, it's now."

Alfred: "Should we not have informed the police and requested their aid?"
Robin: "I didn't dare chance it. They're great guys, Alfred, but they can be a little heavy-handed too."

Robin: "I bet Batman is the only one in the world with a hand steady enough to paint false fingerprints."

Alfred (dressed up as Batman): "I pray our deception succeeds, Master Robin."
Robin: "Just puff out your chest and look virile, Alfred."

Robin: "Is there anything lower than a lawyer who mocks the law? Or an artist who takes up crime?"

Geneal Batman

Robin: "Where's Alfred?"
Batman: "He's probably out shopping. Today is market day and you know how he likes to take advantage of the specials."

Batman, about the Batcave: "It's a place to hang our cowls."

Batman, during Bat-climb: "I wish we could help you, citizen, but we're just a couple of ordinary crimefighters going about our mundane business."

Batman: "I've been here all morning sipping a soda with Catwoman."

Robin: "I'm surprised at you, Batman! Many battles have been won before electricity and telephone were ever invented!"
Batman: "Gosh, Robin. You may be right!"

Alfred, entering from study: "Sir, a Mister Gordon Commish is calling."
Bruce: "Yes, we've been expecting his call..."

Robin, looking at elderly couple sitting on porch: "Three hours and they're still going strong!"
Batman: "I thought they'd be off their rockers by now."

Batman, with his brain short-circuited, singing to Robin:
"I'm called buttercup, dear little buttercup. Though I could never tell why. But still I'm called buttercup, poor little buttercup, sweet little buttercup, aaaah..."

Batman: "Holy complications indeed, Robin."

Batman: "Robin and I were just putting a flower decal on the Batmobile."

Bruce: "Since the murder of my parents by dastardly criminals, violence has been anathema to me."

Batman: "I don't like having to resort to such mendacity."

Susie Knickerbocker: "I hear millionaire Bruce Wayne is really one of the hippies. All that marvelous money and fantastic Wayne Manor..."
Batman: "Stately Wayne Manor!"

Susie Knickerbocker: "Batman, I think that's a darling little costume you're wearing. Where did you get it, in London or Rome?"
Batman: "No, I believe in patronizing local craftsmen."

Batman, coming through Barbara's window: "We would have entered the building by more conventional means, but we didn't want to startle the tenants."

Batman, about visiting Queen Bess: "She specifically requested meeting us to discuss the rise in Belgravian misdemeanors."

Robin: "What's Gotham City going to do with five hundred pounds of dehydrated caviar?"
Batman: "Noone could decide."

Robin: "What about the insecticide bat-bomb?"
Batman: "I left it in the Batmobile."

Bruce (on the phone): "Hello, Ibn Mugdash? This is Bruce Wayne. No, no, it's not about my oil interests."

Batman, reading Shame's letter: "It's full of misspellings, and I'm full of misgivings."

Batman, affected by fear gas: "Stand in front of me, Batgirl!"

Robin, as Batman heads to certain doom: "Batman, I --"
Batman: "Don't say it, Robin. I understand."

Barbara: "Is she really a doctor?"
Batman: "She isn't even a nurse!"

Batgirl, about the Special Escaped Archcriminal Bat-locator: "That must come in quite handy."
Batman: "Quite. Every crimefighter should have one."

Minerva: "Register for both, yourself and your son."
-Uncomfortable pause-
Batman: "Although I'd be proud if he were, this is not my son, this is Robin the Boy Wonder."

Minerva: "You can't get the full value from a mineral spa fully dressed."
Batman: "Our boots, leotards, gauntlets, capes, cowls, and even our utility belts are more permeable than you might think. Shall we start?"

Batman, walking through crowded discotheque: "I shouldn't wish to attract attention."

Bruce: "Dick? Like some help with that algebra?"
Dick: "Sure would, Bruce!"

Batman: "This unique garb of ours is one of our weapons in crimefighting. It shouldn't bother anyone who abides by the law."

Batman, after two crooks hiding in sarcophagi kill each other: "Hoised on their own murderous pitards. A couple of mummies. Let's taketh them to the morgue."

Robin: "Then when you thought you were stopping him with your utility belt, he was really stopping us with his!"
Batman: "The tricky devil. He's hit us below the belt!"

Bruce: "The good works of my Wayne Foundation require that I stay above the brawl of politics."

Batman: "Who's the president of your student council?"
Principal Schoolfield: "A boy named Grayson, a Richard Grayson, a fine lad."
Batman: "I'm glad to hear it."

Batman, at Student Council meeting: "What's your name, son?"
Dick: "Richard Grayson, sir!"
Batman: "Thank you, Richard. You darken the room, I'll man the projector."
Dick: "Roger!"

Robin (about Cheerleader Suzy who is working for Joker): "Is it possible, Batman?"
Batman: "It's an old story I'm afraid, as old as Eve and the Apple. That snake, the Joker, must have promised her some baubles and led her astray."

Ticket vendor: "No charge. You can go right in."
Batman: "No, I'd rather pay just like every other ordinary citizen."

Bruce (after seeing Commissioner Gordon being shot on TV): "This is one time we don't wait for the Batphone."

Batman (to citizens): "Take cover in the side streets! The recipes in this cookbook could be explosive."

Robin (as Batman tries to call the Batcave): "Do you think Alfred is there?"
Batman: "He is a creature of well disciplined habits. It's his regular time for dusting the Atomic Pile."

Bruce: "We'll finish our snack later, Aunt Harriet."

Alfred (to Bruce after answering the Batphone): "A Mister Rime...A Mister K. Rime, if you understand me."
Bruce: "Of course. Mister K. Rime with a red hot line of investments for the Wayne Foundation. Dick, it's about time you started learning something about the elements of investment."

Robin: "The Penguin in business as a private eye?"
Batman: "Hiring him to guard jewels is like trusting a leaf of lettuce to a rabbit."

Batman (after learning Penquin entered the Gotham City Millionaires Club): "That bird of prey among the golden geese!"

Batman (after retrieving the Batmobile from Penquin): "The Batmobile, we'll have to have it fumagated."

Batman: "If only the Riddler's inventive mind could be channeled for good, what a better world this would be."

Robin (about to break into hideout): "Can I go first? I want to see their faces...."
Batman (stopping Robin): "Dynamic seniority."

Maharajah (writing a cheque): "'Pay to the order of Batman...' "
Batman: "One 'T'."

Riddler: "You lied to me, Boy Wonder!"
Batman: "A little white lie is excusable."

Dick Grayson: "Who is it, Bruce? Has the Penguin kidnapped someone special?"
Bruce Wayne: "Dick, I'm afraid you better put your Latin verbs aside for the nonce. The kidnapped man is Alfred."

Batman: "New slogan, same old Tut."

Miss Iceland: "Oh Batman, what can I ever do to thank you?"
Batman: "Thank the judges at the Miss Galaxy Beauty Contest, Miss Iceland. They agreed to postpone the final event until you were found."

Batman to Gordon and O'Hara: "We have tickets for tonight's finals in the Gotham City Miss Galaxy Contest. I know Robin is a little young for this sort of thing, but --"
Robin: "I'm not going to be young all my life, Batman, and besides, uh, beauty contests are practically an American institution!"
Batman: "You see, gentlemen, such pure logic is indisputable."

Batman: "Come on, Robin. Let's help a little old lady across the street, and into the penitentiary."

Batman (to citizen): "May I suggest you lock your car, sir. Your local police are asking all Gotham Cityites to cooperate in a current campaign. You might place this sticker on your bumper." (Hands over a bright red "Lock Your Car" sticker.)

Robin: "Maybe Egghead wants to start a war between the Gotham City citizens and the Indians."
Batman: "I don't think so, Robin. There is only one Indian left. He'd be outnumbered 10,000,000 to 1."

Gordon: "That leaves only Bruce Wayne."
Robin: "I wonder where he is?"
Batman: "Unquestionably out doing something inconsequential with his youthful ward, Dick Grayson. You know how those millionaire playboys are."

Batman (to Chief Screaming Chicken): "Chow chief."

Batman (to Robin): "Let's give them a taste of our knuckles, shall we?"

Robin: "What does it mean, Batman?"
Batman: "It means we've got the criminal by his large, grey, double A head."

Batman: "It's all some murky masquerade to hoodwink a hapless, sleepless money bags. Now, can you name some famous insomniacs?"
Robin: "Well, there was Olaf the Sad of Norway."
Batman: "He's been dead for 800 years."
Robin: "And that famous Chinese historian, Foo Ha Chung."
Batman: "Born with no eyelids."
Robin: "How about that French Empress whose head stayed awake even after she'd been guillotined?"
Batman: "Poor creature."

Child, looking at poster of Batman and Robin: "Boo, Batman!"
Dick: "Gosh, Bruce, did you hear that?"
Bruce: "Nothing has ever cut me so deeply to the quick. No blow ever struck by any archvillain has ever hurt me so acutely as that little boy's 'boo'."

Barbara: "I didn't know you were a student of the classics."
Robin: "Batman teaches me a little poetry in between remanding criminals to jail."
Batman: "Enough prose and cons, Robin."

Robin: "What is it, Batman?"
Batman: "A potpourri of news, Robin, both good and bad."

Robin: "King Tut ran up the shaft."
Batman: "Yes, he moves very quickly for an overstuffed and unlikely Egyptian pharoah."

Alfred: "You look a little harassed, sir. Perhaps this snack will help."
Batman: "No thanks, Alfred. You know I never mix crime-fighting with eating."

Bruce: "And exactly where was the Wayne limousine found, Alfred?"
Alfred: "On a shadowy side street, Sir, in a Gotham City suburb. I hope you don't mind me taking the liberty of dismantling it for you."
Bruce: "Not at all, Alfred. You saved us at least 15 minutes by doing that."

Alfred: "Dinner time, sir."
Batman: "A peanut butter and water crest sandwich and a glass of milk would have been sufficient enough, Alfred."

those quotes are priceless!