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  • 06-01-2017 12:42am
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    uch
    Registered Users Posts: 7,008 ✭✭✭


    I just stuck a bullit where the sun doesn't shine to ease the oul grapes, and now I can't fart in case I destroy me knickers, does anyone else use them or have recommendations on my next step ?

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    frag420
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    uch wrote: »
    I just stuck a bullit where the sun doesn't shine to ease the oul grapes, and now I can't fart in case I destroy me knickers, does anyone else use them or have recommendations on my next step ?

    Nah, they are shît!


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    maudgonner
    Registered Users Posts: 5,455 ✭✭✭maudgonner


    I remember when you just used to post about cake, uch!


    (Of course maybe that's what got you into this state...)


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    Victor Meldrew
    Registered Users Posts: 768 ✭✭✭Victor Meldrew


    Clench for 30 mins at least, you can fart, but it is always a tense moment.

    If you are a coward, you can wad up your kacks with kitchen roll.

    It can get messy and you can't re-dose as that would be doubling up on the meds....


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    Miss Demeanour
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,383 ✭✭✭Miss Demeanour


    I do in me arse.....they're crap.


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    byte
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    For all the good they've done me, I might as well have stuck them up me arse!


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    mzungu
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    uch wrote: »
    I just stuck a bullit where the sun doesn't shine to ease the oul grapes, and now I can't fart in case I destroy me knickers, does anyone else use them or have recommendations on my next step ?

    Just don't stray too far from the jacks.


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    Rumpy Pumpy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,048 ✭✭✭Rumpy Pumpy


    OP, might be a good idea to remove the foil wrapping first....


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    Armchair Andy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,847 ✭✭✭Armchair Andy


    And rolling pin handy in the kitchen OP?


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    failinis
    Registered Users Posts: 1,691 ✭✭✭failinis


    Thankfully not had to use them in years but I remember it saying to lay on your side for maybe 15mins or so after putting them in?


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    oneilla
    Registered Users Posts: 1,168 ✭✭✭oneilla


    Senna/Senokot moves things along. Andrews salts draws liquid into the bowel. Lactulose will too but results in a more explosive outcome. A suppository is supposed to be more instant acting. The others take a day or more to work.


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    harry Bailey esq
    Registered Users Posts: 4,814 ✭✭✭harry Bailey esq


    I do in me hole....


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    oneilla wrote: »
    Senna/Senokot moves things along. Andrews salts draws liquid into the bowel. Lactulose will too but results in a more explosive outcome. A suppository is supposed to be more instant acting. The others take a day or more to work.

    Confusing suppositories and enemas there, I think.


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    oneilla
    Registered Users Posts: 1,168 ✭✭✭oneilla


    Candie wrote: »
    Confusing suppositories and enemas there, I think.

    I might be confusing my own experience granted. Had a suppository because I was on opioids. Moved things along in about 15 minutes. Never had an enema.


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    oneilla
    Registered Users Posts: 1,168 ✭✭✭oneilla


    Also, strongly brewed coffee will move things along in normal circumstances.


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    uch
    Registered Users Posts: 7,008 ✭✭✭uch


    oneilla wrote: »
    Also, strongly brewed coffee will move things along in normal circumstances.

    Don't need to move anything along, already have a scaldy hole thanks

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    uch
    Registered Users Posts: 7,008 ✭✭✭uch


    Victor Meldrew wrote: »
    Clench for 30 mins at least, you can fart, but it is always a tense moment.

    If you are a coward, you can wad up your kacks with kitchen roll.

    It can get messy and you can't re-dose as that would be doubling up on the meds....

    A man speaking from experience, I followed your advice and clenched, had a few scary moments and my jocks are now white in the gusset area, but as you said, I can fart, thank you my friend

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