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A story in six words

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  • #5002
    wrestlemaniac
    Registered Users Posts: 1,089 ✭✭✭wrestlemaniac


    Danzy wrote: »
    The Libertarian's mummy made him breakfast.

    Two eggs, two rasher, two sausage...


  • #5003
    daithi7
    Registered Users Posts: 1,302 ✭✭✭daithi7


    Opening his eyes, she was there....;)


  • #5004
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    daithi7 wrote: »
    Opening his eyes, she was there....;)

    Another hallucination brought on by heartbreak


  • #5005
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    daithi7 wrote: »
    Opening his eyes, she was there....;)

    First the alarm.. and now mother


  • #5006
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    daithi7 wrote: »
    A police state run by Nphet.

    A dictatorship run by angry Muppets


  • #5007
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    daithi7 wrote: »
    The HSE run private healthcare now!!!!

    A gold plated scalpel for doctors


  • #5008
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Danzy wrote: »
    The Libertarian's mummy made him breakfast.

    The bandages ruined the runny eggs


  • #5009
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Danzy wrote: »
    The Libertarian's mummy made him breakfast.

    The mummy got he's wrappings burned


  • #5010
    jaxxx
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,230 ✭✭✭jaxxx


    John could not get it up.


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  • #5011
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    wrestlemaniac wrote: »
    Two eggs, two rasher, two sausage...

    Small fare to feed the masses


  • #5012
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    jaxxx wrote: »
    John could not get it up.

    Photo's of the mother-in-law does that


  • #5013
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    jaxxx wrote: »
    John could not get it up.

    Sheep really are an acquired taste


  • #5014
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    jaxxx wrote: »
    John could not get it up.

    Not surprised the Viagra was fake


  • #5015
    daithi7
    Registered Users Posts: 1,302 ✭✭✭daithi7


    Kylta wrote: »
    Another hallucination brought on by heartbreak

    How'd you know?

    You psychic!?! ;)


  • #5016
    RMAOK
    Registered Users Posts: 11,224 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    Kylta wrote: »
    Not surprised the Viagra was fake

    It was only a placebo effect


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  • #5017
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    It was only a placebo effect

    'Twas a game of make believe


  • #5018
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    It was only a placebo effect

    It was a watered down decision


  • #5019
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    daithi7 wrote: »
    How'd you know?

    You psychic!?! ;)

    Its me... that in your head


  • #5020
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    daithi7 wrote: »
    How'd you know?

    You psychic!?! ;)

    Your inner voice commands you now


  • #5021
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    My chestnuts are very well roasted


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  • #5022
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    The saddle that crushed my nuts


  • #5023
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    The bubblegum stuck to my snot


  • #5024
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    The village postman got lost again


  • #5025
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    The king forget his royal wedding


  • #5026
    RMAOK
    Registered Users Posts: 11,224 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    Kylta wrote: »
    The village postman got lost again

    He then became very, very sweaty


  • #5027
    auspicious
    Registered Users Posts: 4,497 ✭✭✭auspicious


    An antiperspirant spray does the job.


  • #5028
    Hammer89
    Registered Users Posts: 3,003 ✭✭✭Hammer89


    Once upon a time in Wuhan.


  • #5029
    crystal cassidy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 82 ✭✭crystal cassidy


    What a plonker..in every respect!


  • #5030
    crystal cassidy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 82 ✭✭crystal cassidy


    always... perpetually etched in my memory


  • #5031
    crystal cassidy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 82 ✭✭crystal cassidy


    As a snivelling and chortling Hyena.


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  • #5032
    Kaybaykwah
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,263 ✭✭✭Kaybaykwah


    Ain’t nothin’ like a short sentence.


  • #5033
    crystal cassidy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 82 ✭✭crystal cassidy


    You'll find loads of them here


  • #5034
    crystal cassidy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 82 ✭✭crystal cassidy


    Hyenas I mean, not short sentences


  • #5035
    Kaybaykwah
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,263 ✭✭✭Kaybaykwah


    You mean hyenas on short sentences?


  • #5036
    crystal cassidy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 82 ✭✭crystal cassidy


    Tommorow will be a jammie day


  • #5037
    crystal cassidy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 82 ✭✭crystal cassidy


    He had crap taste in music


  • #5038
    Kaybaykwah
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,263 ✭✭✭Kaybaykwah


    Does Dr Hyde have a hernia?


  • #5039
    crystal cassidy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 82 ✭✭crystal cassidy


    Yawn. Back to my cosy bed.


  • #5040
    Kaybaykwah
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,263 ✭✭✭Kaybaykwah


    Does mr Jekyll hide a hyena?


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  • #5041
    Kaybaykwah
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,263 ✭✭✭Kaybaykwah


    Jekyll and Hyde died from hypothermia.


  • #5042
    Kaybaykwah
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,263 ✭✭✭Kaybaykwah


    All that hyperbole about hyper bullies!


  • #5043
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    He then became very, very sweaty

    The gimp mask was very tight


  • #5044
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    He then became very, very sweaty

    The bastard wrecked the sauna again


  • #5045
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    RMAOK wrote: »
    He then became very, very sweaty

    Queuing for food under intense circumstances


  • #5046
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    An antiperspirant spray does the job.

    But it won't kill fu¢king bugs


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  • #5047
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    An antiperspirant spray does the job.

    It only attracts flies and women


  • #5048
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    An antiperspirant spray does the job.

    Soap and water will not do


  • #5049
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Hammer89 wrote: »
    Once upon a time in Wuhan.

    Lived this bat crazy little germ


  • #5050
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Hammer89 wrote: »
    Once upon a time in Wuhan.

    There were very many happy people


  • #5051
    Kylta
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    Hammer89 wrote: »
    Once upon a time in Wuhan.

    We refused to adhere to hygiene


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