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How would you briefly describe any of your more memorable relationships?

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  • 14-01-2019 4:00am
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    worded
    Registered Users Posts: 4,534 ✭✭✭


    I was taking to a friend about their previous relationship and she said it was

    “Like a 10 year pub crawl” thought that was very funny.

    A single dad with a selfish X said

    “It’s the relationship that just keeps taking” ......

    How would you briefly describe any of your more memorable relationships?


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    qo2cj1dsne8y4k
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,646 ✭✭✭✭qo2cj1dsne8y4k


    Similar to a car boot sale. From a distance it looked like it was going to be interesting but up close it was just a pile of sh1t I didn’t need


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    worded
    Registered Users Posts: 4,534 ✭✭✭worded


    Oaklyn Spoiled Needle wrote: »
    Similar to a car boot sale. From a distance it looked like it was going to be interesting but up close it was just a pile of sh1t I didn’t need

    Similar to a “Monet relationship” like his paintings
    Looks good from a distance, but up close it’s a mess


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    Prominent_Dawg
    Registered Users Posts: 986 ✭✭✭Prominent_Dawg


    worded wrote: »
    Similar to a “Monet relationship” like his paintings
    Looks good from a distance, but up close it’s a mess

    Sounds about right


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    IrishLad90
    Registered Users Posts: 849 ✭✭✭IrishLad90


    Like a basket full of washing

    Anooad of stress I could do without


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    Arghus
    Registered Users Posts: 14,344 ✭✭✭✭Arghus


    A sweet thing that ended sadly.


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    Deja Boo
    Registered Users Posts: 13,435 ✭✭✭✭Deja Boo


    so close and yet so far


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    #8
    worded
    Registered Users Posts: 4,534 ✭✭✭worded


    In bed she was dirtier than a wicker toilet seat


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    #9
    BeerWolf
    Registered Users Posts: 4,122 ✭✭✭BeerWolf


    Non-existent.


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    #10
    worded
    Registered Users Posts: 4,534 ✭✭✭worded


    From the start of the relationship there were too many questions ....

    where am I? when am I going to be untied? who are you? etc ...


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    1800_Ladladlad
    Registered Users Posts: 3,346 ✭✭✭1800_Ladladlad


    Bataclan


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    #12
    worded
    Registered Users Posts: 4,534 ✭✭✭worded


    She could have been a Maid in the living room, Cook in the kitchen, whore in the bedroom and a lady in Public.

    She was all those things but some were in the wrong order ...

    She was a whore in Public and a Lady in the bedroom


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    corner of hells
    Registered Users Posts: 8,356 ✭✭✭corner of hells


    Tits and tyres , sooner or later she's gonna give you trouble.


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    Immortal Starlight
    Registered Users Posts: 2,074 ✭✭✭Immortal Starlight


    Toxic and psychotic.


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    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 17,381 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Current relationship: Cats and good food.


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    worded
    Registered Users Posts: 4,534 ✭✭✭worded


    [Deleted User] wrote: »
    Current relationship: Cats and good food.

    One the subject ....
    I won't mention any names but after several years of medical training and hard work, a very good friend of mine has been struck off after just one minor indiscretion - he slept with one of his patients and can now no longer work in the profession. What a waste of all that training and money. A genuinely nice guy and an excellent vet.


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    NSAman
    Registered Users Posts: 3,386 ✭✭✭NSAman


    It was a curry...

    Tasted good..washed down with pints and ended up being shat on everywhere


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    #18
    worded
    Registered Users Posts: 4,534 ✭✭✭worded


    NSAman wrote: »
    It was a curry...

    Tasted good..washed down with pints and ended up being shat on everywhere

    I hear you brother ....We have all looked and felt like the tail light of a Massey Ferguson tractor at one time or another ...


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    #19
    worded
    Registered Users Posts: 4,534 ✭✭✭worded


    Immortal Starlight wrote: »
    Toxic and psychotic.

    I heard a woman that’s half irish and half another nationality can be best.

    You get the personality without the psychosis


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    NSAman
    Registered Users Posts: 3,386 ✭✭✭NSAman


    worded wrote: »
    I hear you brother ....We have all looked and felt like the tail light of a Massey Ferguson tractor at one time or another ...

    I would describe her as thrush....

    An irritated c u n *


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    #21
    La.de.da
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,010 ✭✭✭La.de.da


    It was the best of times, it was the worst of times.


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    facehugger99
    Registered Users Posts: 7,215 ✭✭✭facehugger99


    Like Return of the King, it went on far too long and had a number of false endings.


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    stoneill
    Registered Users Posts: 3,610 ✭✭✭stoneill


    It was like when you can't get your arm into the sleeve of you coat.
    You are doing all the actions right, but it's just not going in.


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    #24
    worded
    Registered Users Posts: 4,534 ✭✭✭worded


    La.de.da wrote: »
    It was the best of times, it was the worst of times.

    Check out this song called “La dih Da” very funny song

    https://youtu.be/xod5YAw1_mI


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    #25
    Cee-Jay-Cee
    Registered Users Posts: 12,235 ✭✭✭✭Cee-Jay-Cee


    She had multiple personalities...all of them horrible and nasty.


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    #26
    mariaalice
    Registered Users Posts: 12,364 ✭✭✭✭mariaalice


    Paraphrasing Roxy music a bit.

    You said its love, I said alright could describe lots of relationships.


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    #27
    valoren
    Registered Users Posts: 5,458 ✭✭✭valoren


    The Phantom Menace.

    I took something that should and could have been great but I managed to fck it up anyway.


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    #28
    Edgware
    Registered Users Posts: 5,875 ✭✭✭Edgware


    Had an allergy to chloroform and always whinging that the cable ties were too tight.
    I don't think it would have worked out


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    #29
    Feisar
    Registered Users Posts: 6,597 ✭✭✭Feisar


    Sweet but psycho.

    First they came for the socialists...



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    Samuel T. Cogley
    Registered Users Posts: 10,684 ✭✭✭✭Samuel T. Cogley


    Massive tits...


    ...the pair of us.


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    #31
    greencap
    Registered Users Posts: 2,102 ✭✭✭greencap


    Like scratching a lotto card and winning a turd.

    discussion/2058195983/russia-threadbanned-users-in-op/p3135

    😁



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