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The shame of it !!!

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  • 10-09-2001 9:57am
    #1
    Registered Users Posts: 954 ✭✭✭


    Because of alcohol and drugs, I'm often poor.
    In spite of program's existing to help me with drugs and alcohol, I am often poor.

    Only on the last day of the pay week though, or Sunday morning if it was an especially debauched Saturday night. I earn ok money - i just like to spend it!

    So I'm at Abra Kebabra.

    Quite lush Checkout Chick (closer to my age for a change, normally you would be arrested for salivating over checkout chicks - average age 16..) is being quite
    friendly.

    Flirtatious smiles, asks about my Eye-brow ring - did it hurt? Do i live around here?

    Why yes, mention where - Second storey LOVE PAD with city skyline views

    ...she gazes in hushed admiration.
    She has beautiful eyes

    hand her the cash card My purchase is 4.25 - "Lazer
    thanks,"

    more smiles - "Do you drink in Slatterys(tre cool local pub) - I'm sure I've seen you around"

    her name is Steph, She likes my name - Hugo

    "Wow, that's different - giggle"

    I AM SO IN HERE!

    ***PURCHASE DECLINED***
    ***FUNDS UNAVAILABLE***

    ohmyfcukinggodfathernotnow

    "Would you like me to try it again?"

    Yeah - that can't be right

    Her smile is gone

    ***PURCHASE DECLINED***
    ***FUNDS UNAVAILABLE***

    "You'll have to check with your bank"

    Not even eye contact now

    I magically become 1 inch tall and slink from sight...

    Definitely a low point..


Comments

  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,417 ✭✭✭Miguel_Sanchez


    It's funny cause it's not me.


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,925 ✭✭✭Paleface


    It wouldn't have lasted. She was only after your money:D

    Poor attempt at humour I know. I'm a bit slow today.


  • Registered Users Posts: 383 ✭✭jaarius


    HA! you must feel like a right dickhead...

    something like that has happened to us all... it just makes us stronger or more cynical:)


    j


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