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Proper Order Pictures!

unkel · 2007-06-25 15:17:34

Post your pictures here! I'll start with this one:

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#152 07-07-2007 3:53am

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That picture does him no justice:D

who admiral or darkjager?

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#153 07-07-2007 3:58am

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Never mind, I dont know what they look like.:D

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#154 07-07-2007 11:59pm

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Right. Some bevvied folk including wimmens mistook this thread for the one where the bar is always open.

Now anyone any more proper order pictures?

My favourite so far (thanks Rovi):

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#155 08-07-2007 9:20pm

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Never mind, I dont know what they look like.:D

think ronnie o' sullivan and you have me

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#156 08-07-2007 11:02pm

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Ok so buy the man in your life this book
623CLAM_cover.jpg
note it is written by a man.

And If he still doesn't pull his weight then just do this!
guycaged.jpg

Simple really

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#157 08-07-2007 11:13pm

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HAPPYGIRL wrote:

Ok so buy the man in your life this book
623CLAM_cover.jpg
note it is written by a man.

I think you'll find that if you open the cover, you'll see just the book entails just one word in 200 point bold type: "DON'T".

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#158 08-07-2007 11:18pm

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Now I thought that first one might be a joke so I had a quick look an Amazon, and I'm afraid to say brothers that it's a real book. That book is like The Satanic Verses to the Brotherhood, it mocks everything that we stand for, so there is only one thing that can be done - I am issuing a Fatwa against the author, one Tom McNulty. He must be hunted down and eliminated, preferably by methods using his own cleaning products and feather dusters.

As for the second picture, well it's not for me, but if it's something that's done between two consenting adults then I don't see why not. Ladies, just remember to put a can of beer into the cage to heighten your man's enjoyment.

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#159 08-07-2007 11:21pm

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Ok so your saying that a man wrote a book with just one word in it.
well that makes sense.

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#160 08-07-2007 11:27pm

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HAPPYGIRL wrote:

Ok so your saying that a man wrote a book with just one word in it.
well that makes sense.

It was a 4 volume series.

part 1 beer
part 2 sex
part 3 sport
part 4 sleep

Shockingly women have yet to figure that this is a pattern in all men, scientists have yet to figure out why women cant comprehend this.

i could save them a lot of trouble tbh , women are dumb.

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#161 08-07-2007 11:35pm

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women are dumb, your wrong, your just too dumb to realise it.
but here is one simple solution for dumb men. try it wimmins!
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#162 08-07-2007 11:40pm

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HAPPYGIRL wrote:

women are dumb, your wrong, your just too dumb to realise it.
but here is one simple solution for dumb men. try it wimmins!
boyfriend.jpg

The guy in that picture is obviously one of those metrosexuals with his shaved chest and fancy baby oil. He is of no relevance to the brothers.

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#163 08-07-2007 11:48pm

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smashey wrote:

The guy in that picture is obviously one of those metrosexuals with his shaved chest and fancy baby oil. He is of no relevance to the brothers.

Is this of relevance to you
drunkenmess.jpg
proper proper order

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#165 09-07-2007 12:21am

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ok so post a picture of a really "dumb" american that will work.
What we all have to realise is that the workings of the male brain is really simple it goes something like this:
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If men and women work within these boundries, then everything is ok!!

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#166 09-07-2007 12:24am

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Haha!! that toilet on was gas!! Happygirl you crack me up!!

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#168 09-07-2007 12:37am

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Thank you bronte i try, well actually i dont, its too easy.
Love bg&rh its a blast how manly the men try to be.
anyway one last one cos I'm going to my leaba and the wine is nearly gone.

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men! and their priorities. :rolleyes:

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#169 09-07-2007 12:40am

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lol!! funny little creatures ain't they?! Enjoy the sleep

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#171 09-07-2007 12:45am

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Too far.

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#172 09-07-2007 12:47am

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HAPPYGIRL wrote:

Is this of relevance to you
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proper proper order

:D:D

Who said you can have one too many? Of course you cant.

Now thats true brother material for you and he's got the right idea.....drink till you drop.

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#173 09-07-2007 12:49am

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can ya imagine waking up in that position?!

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#174 09-07-2007 12:54am

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Just had to come back and reply, thrill your funny as ever. actually wondered if it could be you in the picture. you manly man you.

sixpack or whatever your name is, thats going a bit far isnt it?
not funny or good taste.
get with the real spirit of this thread, good natured slagging not offensive ****.

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#176 09-07-2007 12:58am

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HAPPYGIRL wrote:

sixpack or whatever your name is, thats going a bit far isnt it?
not funny or good taste.
get with the real spirit of this thread, good natured slagging not offensive ****.

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#177 09-07-2007 1:12am

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syxpack has left the building and so he should.
Not a bg&rh person at all.
He should note that all the MEN went to defend the honour of irishbird.
While your beer drinking, rasher eating, and sometimes sexist men (well ye try to be) the basic premise of this site is decency. Thats why i love it manly comments and all.
rigger thanks for your support, you are a decent man, mostly!!!

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#178 09-07-2007 1:16am

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Must go digging for funny pics tomorrow....saw a few funny ones that i now regret not saving. D'oh!

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#179 09-07-2007 1:19am

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mostly? lol.
cheek.

Take this Miss HaPpY!!

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HAPPYGIRL wrote:

While your beer drinking, rasher eating, and sometimes sexist men

You say that as if it's a bad thing.

I'm afraid I have to agree with happygirl SyxPak, not big or clever.

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#181 09-07-2007 1:24am

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Actually noticed quite a few bad male parkers in the car park in dunnes earlier, so ya see tis not just exclusive to us gals
When I learn to drive I will be a model car-parker..I'll turn it into an art form :cool:

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#182 09-07-2007 1:26am

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Too far.

Off Topic but... Reported - This is not on imo!

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Went way too far with that pic.:mad:
Not manly at all.

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#184 09-07-2007 1:30am

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bronte wrote:

Actually noticed quite a few bad male parkers in the car park in dunnes earlier, so ya see tis not just exclusive to us gals
When I learn to drive I will be a model car-parker..I'll turn it into an art form :cool:

File Photo: bronte in her future car.

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#185 09-07-2007 1:34am

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LOL! You ain't far off!

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#186 09-07-2007 1:37am

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Rigger thats a big jeep in your picture, surely you dont think a little wimmin could drive that. so must be a man.
but hardly surprising since men are such bad drivers.
my faith in men is restored thanks for disagreeing with the ignorant fool that thinks domestic violence is funny.

Beers and rasher sandwiches all round for the decent real men. might even go back to my job in the bg&rh pub.
Thanks lads

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#187 09-07-2007 1:39am

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HAPPYGIRL wrote:

Beers and rasher sandwiches all round for the decent real men. might even go back to my job in the bg&rh pub.
Thanks lads

Mustard on mine please Ms. Happy Girly..

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#188 09-07-2007 1:41am

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Rasher sandwiches

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#189 09-07-2007 1:43am

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"Mmm..free goo"

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#190 09-07-2007 1:43am

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HAPPYGIRL wrote:

my faith in men is restored thanks for disagreeing with the ignorant fool that thinks domestic violence is funny.

Yea nothing remotely humorous about it.

HAPPYGIRL wrote:

Rigger thats a big jeep in your picture, surely you dont think a little wimmin could drive that. so must be a man.

Clearly she couldn't, didn't you see the picture?

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#191 09-07-2007 1:46am

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Irish wolf thanks i reported it too.

Just might reward ye with a picture that helps your cause before leaba.
It will be a treat on me.
But I'm so pissed off with syxpack he has no clue and the picture really upset me.
why do women really go through that ****.
Do men really find it funny. (not normal ones i hope)

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#193 09-07-2007 1:52am

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The nice ones don't,the guys here seem nice (with the exception of that poster)
I think most decent blokes would be fairly offended by that.
Hope you ain't too upset pet

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#194 09-07-2007 1:52am

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Nope - may Mr. SyxPack suffer some extensive abuse in the BG&RH interrogation room..

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#195 09-07-2007 1:56am

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Bronte of course we park better than men.
why do we get cheaper insurance?
They keep posting pictures of menz accidents and blaming us. Typical.
you will be a brilliant driver, just no pink car, i drive a toyota avensis and i challenge any man to drive it better than me.
The menz in the company keep crashing theirs, must be too big for them.
meet you in the snug of the pub any night to talk about driving, just dont want the menz interupting. haven't a clue

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#196 09-07-2007 1:57am

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happygirl, you're a legend:)

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#197 09-07-2007 1:59am

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HAPPYGIRL wrote:

Bronte of course we park better than men.
why do we get cheaper insurance?

Because women drive less than men. Pure and simple, this is the answer.

Men get cheaper insurance per mile, men on average drive a lot more than women, on average.

For this reason, men are quoted higher insurance costs.

You probably dislike me now, lol.

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HAPPYGIRL wrote:

Bronte of course we park better than men.
why do we get cheaper insurance?
They keep posting pictures of menz accidents and blaming us. Typical.
you will be a brilliant driver, just no pink car, i drive a toyota avensis and i challenge any man to drive it better than me.
The menz in the company keep crashing theirs, must be too big for them.
meet you in the snug of the pub any night to talk about driving, just dont want the menz interupting. haven't a clue

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#199 09-07-2007 2:03am

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Thank you admiral i quiet admire your admiraliness too.
Someone has to seperate the slagging we all like , with the dangerous ****.
How was work are you a bit drunk or loads?

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#200 09-07-2007 2:03am

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Avensis! that's what I'm learning on!! Well actually it's a "vensis" cos somebody stole the A.
This gives me hope. I shall stick it out so, and maybe get a few Vensis handling tips off ya sometime!

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work was crap, very quiet, having a drink now all right, off tomorrow/today. howz things with yourself?

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