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Jeremy Kyle - Legend!

  • 22-07-2008 7:53pm
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,122 ✭✭✭


    The man makes my morning. Who else actually calls people "Sunny-Jim" or "Danny-Boy" whilst "giving out" to them? He's a legend! Who's with me?

    Is Jeremy Kyle a legend? 135 votes

    Yes - the man is hilarious
    0%
    No - He's just a moron
    39%
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    Now listen here, Sunny-Jim! Get out of my sight!
    60%
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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    No - He's just a moron
    Legend indeed!



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,533 ✭✭✭Zonda999


    Now listen here, Sunny-Jim! Get out of my sight!
    I was once literally FORCED to watch this sh!te.A few months ago, i had to go to hospital for a day procedure(Wisdom teeth out(:eek:) if you must know:pac:) and this was on in the ward.Happily, the remote was next to my bed but it didnt work:eek::eek::eek:.I blame the HSE cutbacks for the fact i had to endure this rubbish:(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    No - He's just a moron
    Now listen here Sunny-Jim, it's great stuff!


  • Registered Users Posts: 521 ✭✭✭RuailleBuaille


    Now listen here, Sunny-Jim! Get out of my sight!
    I hate him so much I think I'm going to spontaneously combust just by thinking about him.

    *chokes back bile*


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 553 ✭✭✭suckslikeafox


    Hes a fool but I still love him


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 32,688 ✭✭✭✭ytpe2r5bxkn0c1


    Now listen here, Sunny-Jim! Get out of my sight!
    Stumpled upon him twice and he seems to be a right prat! Real turn off stuff.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    No - He's just a moron
    How can you not love this face?!

    jeremy_kyle_show2007b.jpg


    ooooh..... show me sexC.....
    779_jeremy_kyle_342x262.jpg


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,668 ✭✭✭eringobragh


    Makes My Day lol:

    "Get off your backside and Get a Job!!"

    "Your Scum"

    "Hang on let me finish you'll have your say soon enough"

    It gets serious when he sits on the plint!! :pac:



    Car Crash TV at its finest


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 21,191 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    Now listen here, Sunny-Jim! Get out of my sight!
    A bad uk version of jerry springer .

    At least jerry lets his more fcukwit guests go for each other :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    No - He's just a moron
    Hes a fool but I still love him
    Makes My Day lol:




    It gets serious when he sits on the plint!! :pac:



    Car Crash TV at its finest

    lol :D

    He needs your votes! :pac:


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,668 ✭✭✭eringobragh


    latchyco wrote: »
    A bad uk version of jerry springer .

    At least jerry lets his more fcukwit guests go for each other :D

    I'm in work at the moment so i cant link this but on you tube search for 'Jeremy Kyle' and look for a video called 'David & Debbie' (Could be under 'the strangest man in britain'). EPIC is all i can say!!!


  • Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,945 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    Now listen here, Sunny-Jim! Get out of my sight!
    No ****ing way is that twat ever getting any kind of positive feedback from me.
    TWAT!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 21,191 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    Now listen here, Sunny-Jim! Get out of my sight!
    I'm in work at the moment so i cant link this but on you tube search for 'Jeremy Kyle' and look for a video called 'David & Debbie' (Could be under 'the strangest man in britain'). EPIC is all i can say!!!
    This one oh jeeze, what a creepy fcukwit .It would be insulting children to call this squirt a child .Scary to think that he is father to that child and others , aaaaaaagh.What did the girl in question see when she met this prick ? Was she on drugs ?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    No - He's just a moron
    I'm in work at the moment so i cant link this but on you tube search for 'Jeremy Kyle' and look for a video called 'David & Debbie' (Could be under 'the strangest man in britain'). EPIC is all i can say!!!
    latchyco wrote: »
    This one oh jeeze, what a creepy fcukwit .It would be insulting children to call this squirt a child .Scary to think that he is father to that child and others , aaaaaaagh.What did the girl in question see when she met this prick ? Was she on drugs ?



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,122 ✭✭✭LadyJ


    No - He's just a moron
    The-Rigger wrote: »

    ooooh..... show me sexC.....
    779_jeremy_kyle_342x262.jpg


    OMG! What a filthy ride! I've come over all tingly!
    And you just know he's capable of anything. So deliciously dangerous!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 21,191 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    Now listen here, Sunny-Jim! Get out of my sight!
    It's that ' i am taking the high moral ground' and speaking on behalf of the majority ' blah blah .

    No your not Jeremy ol snot ,it's all really about ratings for your show which is great i suppose for showing people make complete and utter assholes of themselfs,deservedly so in most cases .


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    No - He's just a moron
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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 100 ✭✭Dee369369


    He's funny but he's so self-righteous.watched it a few weeks ago and he poninted at the guy on stage and said "any girls watching this don't have sex with this man!" had to laugh :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,220 ✭✭✭✭biko


    Never heard of him but in my book all talk show hosts of that format will certainly meet an untimely death.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,635 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    Now listen here, Sunny-Jim! Get out of my sight!
    Is this the knob-end who started a fight on stage and lost all his sponsors? I thought he was relegated to a more suitable time slot (ie 4am) after that...

    I thought only Vicky Pollards and Wayne Slobs of the world that watched it (apologies to the OP, but....)

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,181 ✭✭✭✭Jim


    He reminds a bit of Daniel Craig for some reason.

    "Yur scum" btw.


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,213 ✭✭✭SoWatchaWant


    No - He's just a moron
    He's a bleedin legend, no question! Pullin the rug out from under the feet of scruffy pikeys and givin us a laugh while he does. He does not deserve any sort of painful or premature death!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,285 ✭✭✭Frankie Lee


    Along with Judge Joe Brown he makes weekday hangovers enjoyable.
    Legend.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 95 ✭✭Kavinsky


    No - He's just a moron
    I'd have to go with "Yes - the man is hilarious". The funniest part is he genuinely believes he's helping the people on the show.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    No - He's just a moron
    Are you insinuating he doesn't help!?

    Ah, go Jeremy! He has pulled back from a 2:1 deficit to nearly level!
    The tide is turning.
    Let's make it happen people!

    This man is a leg-end!
    He deserves your vote!

    Though with that said, the listen here sunny jim voters are really yes votes too, so in essence, he is already there. Let's make it official.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 244 ✭✭KateF


    No - He's just a moron
    Yes! Total legend!!
    Didn't know whether to vote Hilarious or Sunny-Jim.
    He rocks the mornings I'm tellin ya! I first got addicted to him over in Scotland in college, and one time....I recognised a women on it!!! Just to see her about town like. Oh, sooo funny! :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,122 ✭✭✭LadyJ


    No - He's just a moron
    Ikky Poo2 wrote: »
    I thought only Vicky Pollards and Wayne Slobs of the world that watched it (apologies to the OP, but....)


    Have you actually watched it? I would probably have agreed with you until I saw this guy. He's almost totally unbelievable as a human being, thus making him the funniest, not to mention sexiest man alive! ;)

    Jeremy could lob it into me any day!

    Come one people, give him a yes vote! He's on UTV now btw. I'm so wet.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    No - He's just a moron
    They should get the Lincs woman to do the sign language.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,122 ✭✭✭LadyJ


    No - He's just a moron
    Yeah, she really brings the 'tude that's needed for JK.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 170 ✭✭HoneyButterfly


    No - He's just a moron
    Now there's a REAL man! ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,635 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    Now listen here, Sunny-Jim! Get out of my sight!
    LadyJ wrote: »
    Have you actually watched it? I would probably have agreed with you until I saw this guy. He's almost totally unbelievable as a human being, thus making him the funniest, not to mention sexiest man alive! ;)

    Jeremy could lob it into me any day!

    Come one people, give him a yes vote! He's on UTV now btw. I'm so wet.

    Being a straight bloke, I'd have to say no, but then, I can;t imagine he'd be intereste in lobbing it into me either! And yes, I have seen the show, and I.m not sure I'd class him as a human being.

    I'm not in UTV range, so can't watch. And I don;t have a television. He's one of the main reasons why. He reminds a lot of Elliot Carver (see "Tomorrow Never Dies")

    If you can have Kyle, can I have Terri Hatcher?

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,148 ✭✭✭✭KnifeWRENCH


    Now listen here, Sunny-Jim! Get out of my sight!
    Arrogant, self-righteous sanctimonious cnunt.
    Can't stand the bollocks. I always hope one of his guests will just lose it and stab him.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    No - He's just a moron
    Ikky Poo2 wrote: »
    Being a straight bloke, I'd have to say no, but then, I can;t imagine he'd be intereste in lobbing it into me either!

    Ya never know tbh.
    Ikky Poo2 wrote: »
    And yes, I have seen the show, and I.m not sure I'd class him as a human being.

    More a god of sorts?

    Arrogant, self-righteous sanctimonious cnunt.

    That's why I <3 about him.
    /swoon


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    No - He's just a moron
    Jeremy was in TOP form yesterday morning on TV3.
    If you missed it - you missed out.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,559 ✭✭✭DublinWriter


    Now listen here, Sunny-Jim! Get out of my sight!
    Dee369369 wrote: »
    He's funny but he's so self-righteous.
    Which he has no right to be given the revelations of his ex-wife:

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-491599/He-lied--called-slut-Jeremy-Kyle-guest--claims-wife.html


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    No - He's just a moron
    ooooh he sounds like a bit of a wild one...

    ...if only someone could tame him...


    /swoons


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,635 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    Now listen here, Sunny-Jim! Get out of my sight!
    The-Rigger wrote: »
    Ya never know tbh.



    More a god of sorts?




    That's why I <3 about him.
    /swoon

    I've seen the show. He's more likely to be the KKK/Phelpsey type homophobia conservative than an arse-bandit

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 491 ✭✭deleriumtremens


    No - He's just a moron
    seems like a prik but i do love the way he tells those people on the show what they know themselves but wont face up to and what everyone at home is thinking! great tv!!

    Really makes me feel good about myself!!:D


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 6,956 ✭✭✭CHD


    Now listen here, Sunny-Jim! Get out of my sight!
    Absolute twat


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,635 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    Now listen here, Sunny-Jim! Get out of my sight!
    CHD wrote: »
    Absolute twat

    Hmm... if only you were as accurate and succinct as this in the soccer forum...

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 70 ✭✭DavidLive


    No - He's just a moron
    I love the way he judges everyone, but wouldn't ever (I suspect) take criticism himself.

    Just to keep you up to speed with some interest facto-nuggets about Jeremy...

    15051069.jpg

    ---

    * He started his "über-fantastic" career selling advertising for a radio station.

    * He has got divorced, after two years, after hiding a gambling habit from his wife.

    * He met his second wife, whilst presenting a show on radio. The former model was a contestant on a controversial contest "Two Strangers and a Wedding".

    * He has presented a programme about morbidly obese people in America.

    * His programme was criticised in court on many occasions, and only recently after fter a man who found out during the recording of a show that he was not the father of his wife's baby later pointed an air rifle at her.


    ---


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    No - He's just a moron
    I want to sex him.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,796 ✭✭✭MJOR


    Gotta love him


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,635 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    Now listen here, Sunny-Jim! Get out of my sight!
    The-Rigger wrote: »
    THE_JEREMY_KYLE_SHOW.jpg

    Now THERE'S a picture of a man who's just sharted...

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,635 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    Now listen here, Sunny-Jim! Get out of my sight!
    DavidLive wrote: »
    15051069.jpg

    "Wow... would you look at the arse on that 10 year-old!"

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    No - He's just a moron
    Ikky Poo2 wrote: »
    Now THERE'S a picture of a man who's just sharted...

    He can shart on me any time.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,635 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    Now listen here, Sunny-Jim! Get out of my sight!
    The-Rigger wrote: »
    He can shart on me any time.

    I thought you had to be older than ten to use boards.ie...?

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    No - He's just a moron
    You've got the jezzer jealousy.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,635 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    Now listen here, Sunny-Jim! Get out of my sight!
    The-Rigger wrote: »
    You've got the jezzer jealousy.

    That tabloid-speak for somerthig...?

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    No - He's just a moron
    jeremy-kyle-1.jpg


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