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Technically the truth.

  • 01-01-2019 5:01am
    #1
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 17,378 ✭✭✭✭


    Vaccines increase your likelihood of dying from cancer, and even gunshot wounds.

    Next.


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  • #2
    Wompa1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,177 ✭✭✭Wompa1


    Deleted User wrote: »
    Vaccines increase your likelihood of dying from cancer, and even gunshot wounds.

    Next.

    The best way to live a healthy and happy life is to keep breathing


  • #3
    paleoperson
    Registered Users Posts: 3,522 ✭✭✭paleoperson


    Deleted User wrote: »
    Vaccines increase your likelihood of dying from cancer, and even gunshot wounds.

    Next.

    Show your evidence please.


  • #4
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 17,378 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Wompa1 wrote: »
    The best way to live a healthy and happy life is to keep breathing

    A baby born underwater can stay underwater for the rest of its life.


  • #5
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 17,378 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    paleoperson wrote: »
    Show your evidence please.

    You have to be alive to get cancer, or get shot.


  • #6
    Arghus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,659 ✭✭✭✭Arghus


    Sounds like you are talking absolute nonsense.


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  • #7
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 17,378 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Arghus wrote: »
    Sounds like you are talking absolute nonsense.

    That's exactly what the thread is about. Things that sound nonsensical but are technically true.


  • #8
    StupidLikeAFox
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,722 ✭✭✭StupidLikeAFox


    You are guaranteed to be a success and achieve all your goals in life if you set the bar really low


  • #9
    Duckworth_Luas
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,733 ✭✭✭Duckworth_Luas


    A recent study has proved that children who voluntarily finish all their vegetables are 100% likely to grow up to become serial killers.


  • #10
    paleoperson
    Registered Users Posts: 3,522 ✭✭✭paleoperson


    Duckworth_Luas wrote: »
    A recent study has proved that children who voluntarily finish all their vegetables are 100% likely to grow up to become serial killers.

    I'm not sure you're following along, lol.


  • #11
    Anesthetize
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,465 ✭✭✭Anesthetize


    Left is always right.


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  • #12
    derfderf
    Registered Users Posts: 1,588 ✭✭✭derfderf


    If you removed all the veins in your body, and lay them out end to end, you'd die.


  • #13
    Noveight
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,813 ✭✭✭Noveight


    Trying is the first step towards failure.

    Best thing Simpsons ever taught me.


  • #14
    Anesthetize
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,465 ✭✭✭Anesthetize


    Noveight wrote: »
    Trying is the first step towards failure.

    Best thing Simpsons ever taught me.
    Do or do not, there is no try

    - Yoda


  • #15
    The high horse brigade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,456 ✭✭✭The high horse brigade


    Being healthy is just dying more slowly


  • #16
    hatrickpatrick
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,797 ✭✭✭✭hatrickpatrick


    Give a man some fire, and he'll be warm for a day.
    Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.


  • #17
    judeboy101
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,246 ✭✭✭judeboy101


    Everyone born in northern Ireland is technically a British citizen whose birth is registered by the NHS, regardless of what subsequent nationality they claim.


  • #18
    quickbeam
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 16,287 Mod ✭✭✭✭quickbeam


    You can survive on just fresh air for the rest of your life.


  • #19
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    [Deleted User] wrote: »
    That's exactly what the thread is about. Things that sound nonsensical but are technically true.

    Well, if that's the case, in the US the Democratic party supported slavery and the Republican party sought to abolish it. And Cromwell was a republican.


  • #20
    Outlaw Pete
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,423 ✭✭✭✭Outlaw Pete


    18 inches would fill you up more than than two 12 inches.




























    Of Pizza obviously. Pervs.


  • #21
    NSAman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,442 ✭✭✭NSAman


    18 inches would fill you up more than than two 12 inches.

    There speaks a man of experience.
    (Even if he says he is speaking about Pizza)


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  • #22
    StereoSound
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,155 ✭✭✭StereoSound


    [Deleted User] wrote: »
    A baby born underwater can stay underwater for the rest of its life.

    This is proof that humans were made to adapt in our oceans as well as land.


  • #23
    Mad_maxx
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,503 ✭✭✭✭Mad_maxx


    judeboy101 wrote: »
    Everyone born in northern Ireland is technically a British citizen whose birth is registered by the NHS, regardless of what subsequent nationality they claim.

    Correction!

    They are British subjects, not citizens, no Brit is a citizen technically


  • #24
    begbysback
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,910 ✭✭✭begbysback


    Someday the internet will be full and have no more room to upload images or post messages


  • #25
    begbysback
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,910 ✭✭✭begbysback


    [Deleted User] wrote: »
    A baby born underwater can stay underwater for the rest of its life.

    Housing crisis solved in one post


  • #26
    El_Duderino 09
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,557 ✭✭✭✭El_Duderino 09


    50% of all junior doctors finished in the bottom half of their class in medical training


  • #27
    Avatar MIA
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,750 ✭✭✭Avatar MIA


    Mad_maxx wrote: »
    Correction!

    They are British subjects, not citizens, no Brit is a citizen technically

    Correction to the Correction!

    They are no longer subjects.


  • #28
    Avatar MIA
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,750 ✭✭✭Avatar MIA


    Rejoining the UK and having Queen Elizabeth as our Queen, with Irish MPs sitting in Westminster, with Irish taxes being paid to HMRC would not be the end of the world.


  • #29
    whiskeyman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,564 ✭✭✭✭whiskeyman


    It's not you... It's me.


  • #30
    ytpe2r5bxkn0c1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 32,688 ✭✭✭✭ytpe2r5bxkn0c1


    The world is divided into two distinct groups; those who have an uncle who plays the clarinet and those who don't.


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  • #31
    Avatar MIA
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,750 ✭✭✭Avatar MIA


    El_Duderino 09 wrote: »
    50% of all junior doctors finished in the bottom half of their class in medical training

    Going to visit a doctor could get you killed.


  • #32
    Sleeper12
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,157 ✭✭✭✭Sleeper12


    Smoking reduces the risk of alzheimers, arthritis and most age related problems.


  • #33
    ytpe2r5bxkn0c1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 32,688 ✭✭✭✭ytpe2r5bxkn0c1


    judeboy101 wrote: »
    Everyone born in northern Ireland is technically a British citizen whose birth is registered by the NHS, regardless of what subsequent nationality they claim.

    Not true. If your child is born in Northern Ireland but you are resident in the ROI, you are expressly told that, while the birth is first registered there, the child is not a British citizen.


  • #34
    kneemos
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,459 ✭✭✭✭kneemos


    If I keep walking I'll never get to where I'm going.


  • #35
    Markcheese
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,578 ✭✭✭Markcheese


    derfderf wrote: »
    If you removed all the veins in your body, and lay them out end to end, you'd die.

    But not of cancer, so doing the vein thing as above is a sure fire ,100% way of avoiding cancer...

    Slava ukraini 🇺🇦



  • #36
    Ken.
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,898 ✭✭✭✭Ken.


    If you jump out of a plane and your chute fails, you have all the rest of your life to try fix it.


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  • #37
    Franz Von Peppercorn
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,070 ✭✭✭Franz Von Peppercorn


    [Deleted User] wrote: »
    Well, if that's the case, in the US the Democratic party supported slavery and the Republican party sought to abolish it. And Cromwell was a republican.

    That’s not nonsense, nor even nonsense sounding.


  • #38
    its_steve116
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,646 ✭✭✭its_steve116


    London is the smallest city in England.


  • #39
    TheValeyard
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,740 ✭✭✭✭TheValeyard


    Everything is either a potato or not a potato

    All eyes on Kursk. Slava Ukraini.



  • #40
    kneemos
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,459 ✭✭✭✭kneemos


    Something half as expensive usually turns out to be twice the price.


  • #41
    Anesthetize
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,465 ✭✭✭Anesthetize


    its_steve116 wrote: »
    London is the smallest city in England.
    Carlisle is also the biggest city in England.


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  • #42
    theoneeyedman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,632 ✭✭✭theoneeyedman


    its_steve116 wrote: »
    London is the smallest city in England.

    Is that by area?


  • #43
    its_steve116
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,646 ✭✭✭its_steve116


    theoneeyedman wrote: »
    Is that by area?

    Precisely. And population. City of London has fewer than 10,000 residents.


  • #44
    Captain Red Beard
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 872 ✭✭✭Captain Red Beard


    Beer!


  • #45
    kneemos
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,459 ✭✭✭✭kneemos


    Captain Red Beard wrote: »
    Beer!


    So true.


  • #46
    ToddyDoody
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,417 ✭✭✭ToddyDoody


    More than 3 strokes and you're playing with yourself.

    The three strikes rule is now the three strokes rule.


  • #47
    jester77
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,264 ✭✭✭✭jester77


    If you don't try, then you will never fail


  • #48
    Avatar MIA
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,750 ✭✭✭Avatar MIA


    its_steve116 wrote: »
    Precisely. And population. City of London has fewer than 10,000 residents.

    There are smaller cities in the UK with less population.


  • #49
    its_steve116
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,646 ✭✭✭its_steve116


    Avatar MIA wrote: »
    There are smaller cities in the UK with less population.

    Yes, but they're both in Wales.


  • #50
    Avatar MIA
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,750 ✭✭✭Avatar MIA


    its_steve116 wrote: »
    Yes, but they're both in Wales.

    Ah yeah :o


  • #51
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    If you copulate into a bowl, you can have a low calorific breakfast.
    Fact.


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