Neighbours throwing ciggs in our driveways

Pour petrol on all over your drive, put a line of it going up to his drive & garden, and around where he normally loiters, sit back and enjoy. (from a few meters away as you undoubtly destroy both houses)

You have to be wise about all this if this guy lives right next door, you have to engage with him on a level he will understand, and you already know one of his levels which is smoking cigs so Just look out for the next time he has a cigarette, then go out and have one yourself, have a friendly chat with him about the joys of modern living like the whole covid craic, ask him how he is getting on, $hite like that and then when you are finished your cigarette fling it on your driveway, then immediately say "fahk, I shouldn't do that, the wife hates it when I do that, Ima pick it up and keep it off the driveway for a quiet life" He probably won't do it again. Going for confrontation won't solve nothing, well, up to a point. If he continues to fling his cigs onto your driveway after you engage with him on his level, well then you know he is out for war, then you are fully entitled got to go all out this sort of craic -

JohnnyFlash wrote: »

Take a shïte into a shoebox, wrap it with wrapping paper, and leave it on his doorstep overnight for him to open in the morning.

To do the above properly you need to set it on fire and bang on his door, when he stamps out the fire the rest is sh!t has the say

You need to talk to your neighbour for all you know he could be accidentally flicking the butts in your driveway. He could apologise and you could become good neighbours. If he's an asshole well then you'll have to decide what action to take yourself. I don't want to tell you to hit him in case he's cute whore and you end up in court.
I don't want to advise you to destroy his driveway with rubbish. Because he'll go on boards and all these posters will be telling him to burn your gaff etc.
seriously if it was me I talk to him but be confident when talking instead of whining, if it doesn't word threathen him not his house his driveway but him. Tell him that they don't allow smoking in the ICU.

chrissb8 wrote: »

Tar him. Nothing like a good Ol' Tarring.

Jayzus ,, we haven't had starring round these parts in a while.

I'll get my pitchfork and flaming torch ready , no point in half measures.

NSAman wrote: »

It doesn't matter, that is genius.

There is an end part to the story.

Both my parents spent their last few years in nursing homes , during this time the marriage of the neighbours whose garden he flooded broke up with the house being sold.

When it went sale agreed , I had to break up the cement gulley my dad made to stop the garden flooding on the new neighbours.

Smokers are jokers

Flick him back, on the butt.

Is communication completely dead and buried?

What's wrong with saying 'sorry John can you stop flicking cigarette buts in my garden as I find it disrespectful' and don't say anymore. Let him respond.

Unless you live in this estate in Mullingar, then your screwed https://youtu.be/T510plixPcg

corner of hells wrote: »

My elderly father, in his later years had similar problems with neighbours, loud parties, cigarettes being thrown into his garden and so on.

He surprised me with his level of deviousness but he managed to flood the neighbours garden one winter after noticing his neighbours garden was lower than his and then by re-directing rainwater from drains via a cement gulley he created .

That is just magnificent.

I found tipping cigarette ash from an ashtray onto a damp car surface works a treat.

No if's no butts!