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Stolen Toilet

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    #2
    MonkieSocks
    Registered Users Posts: 8,283 ✭✭✭MonkieSocks


    The police are investigating as a major crime as the assets very expensive.

    So far they've nothing to go on..

    =(:-) Me? I know who I am. I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude (-:)=



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    #3
    Fann Linn
    Registered Users Posts: 7,774 ✭✭✭Fann Linn


    Sh1t* happens.


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    #4
    Deebles McBeebles
    Registered Users Posts: 5,754 ✭✭✭Deebles McBeebles


    Folks, enough of the toilet humour please.


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    #5
    antodeco
    Registered Users, Subscribers Posts: 13,445 ✭✭✭✭antodeco


    That's literally taking the p1ss


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    #6
    mickdw
    Registered Users Posts: 23,282 ✭✭✭✭mickdw


    What kind of an idiot makes a solid gold art piece toilet then actually plumbs it in and opens it up to the public.


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    Atlantic Dawn
    Registered Users Posts: 81,404 ✭✭✭✭Atlantic Dawn
    M


    Cultural?


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    #8
    cj maxx
    Registered Users Posts: 13,483 ✭✭✭✭cj maxx


    Atlantic Dawn wrote: »
    Cultural?

    The " What's the etiquette here " thread 》》》》》


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    Sharp MZ700
    Registered Users Posts: 673 ✭✭✭Sharp MZ700


    Wonder had the thief it smelt before or after he robbed it?


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    #10
    fryup
    Registered Users Posts: 18,069 ✭✭✭✭fryup


    now thats one public toilet i wouldn't mind sitting on


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    #11
    JohnnyFlash
    Registered Users Posts: 7,055 ✭✭✭JohnnyFlash


    Police have discovered some nuggets close to the crime scene.


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    #12
    Akrasia
    Registered Users Posts: 22,242 ✭✭✭✭Akrasia


    The police's best investigator is on another case, so they're putting their number 2 on it.


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    #13
    seamusk84
    Registered Users Posts: 880 ✭✭✭seamusk84


    They are working 24/7 to flush out the thieves.

    Hoping to crack the case ASAP.


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    Pauliedragon
    Registered Users Posts: 2,503 ✭✭✭Pauliedragon


    What are they going to do with it? You can hardly walk into a pawn shop with a gold toilet saying "Eh Churchill might have taken a dump in this gold toilet how much will you give me?"


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    YFlyer
    Registered Users Posts: 9,717 ✭✭✭YFlyer


    I'm sure crap doesn't damage gold. However piss and bleach could have some itching effect on it.


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    BDI
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,005 ✭✭✭BDI


    Pauliedragon wrote: »
    What are they going to do with it? You can hardly walk into a pawn shop with a gold toilet saying "Eh Churchill might have taken a dump in this gold toilet how much will you give me?"

    It’s gold paulie, solid gold, think about it.


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    seamusk84
    Registered Users Posts: 880 ✭✭✭seamusk84


    Pauliedragon wrote: »
    What are they going to do with it? You can hardly walk into a pawn shop with a gold toilet saying "Eh Churchill might have taken a dump in this gold toilet how much will you give me?"

    Melt it down I assume?
    Gold has a low melting point, so easier to do.


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    kneemos
    Registered Users Posts: 20,411 ✭✭✭✭kneemos


    mickdw wrote: »
    What kind of an idiot makes a solid gold art piece toilet then actually plumbs it in and opens it up to the public.

    It's art. You're supposed to look at it's significance while rubbing your chin.

    God! Plebs.


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    #19
    Panthro
    Registered Users Posts: 14,723 ✭✭✭✭Panthro


    Toodle loo: The truth behind the missing toilet.
    Out now on Netflix


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    Auguste Comte
    Registered Users Posts: 1,143 ✭✭✭Auguste Comte


    antodeco wrote: »
    That's literally taking the p1ss

    I think that's the golden shower your talking about there.


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    #21
    s7ryf3925pivug
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,007 ✭✭✭s7ryf3925pivug


    wow so vulgar


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    #22
    Bob Harris
    Registered Users Posts: 3,462 ✭✭✭Bob Harris


    Nothing left but a hole in the floor. The police are looking into it.


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    uck51js9zml2yt
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,268 ✭✭✭✭uck51js9zml2yt


    Bob Harris wrote: »
    Nothing left but a hole in the floor. The police are looking into it.

    Squat toilet...all the rage and supposedly better for the passage of excretia.


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    #24
    Jellybaby1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,108 ✭✭✭Jellybaby1


    Well this was my first ever opening post in AH and the replies are exactly as I expected so I can't complain, but I thought this was the stupidest thing I ever heard of and one of the funniest. Bet the thing was melted down within hours.


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    Cee-Jay-Cee
    Registered Users Posts: 12,235 ✭✭✭✭Cee-Jay-Cee


    Atlantic Dawn wrote: »
    Cultural?

    Unlikely, they wouldn’t know what a toilet is as they Shiite in a bucket.


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    Up Donegal
    Registered Users Posts: 1,236 ✭✭✭Up Donegal


    It's time to close the lid on this.


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    #27
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 90,827 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    seamusk84 wrote: »
    Melt it down I assume?
    Gold has a low melting point, so easier to do.
    It's not that low. It's about the same temperature that copper melts at.

    You need a metallurgic furnace.

    And a licence for the furnace.


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    JohnnyFlash
    Registered Users Posts: 7,055 ✭✭✭JohnnyFlash


    Capt'n Midnight wrote: »
    It's not that low. It's about the same temperature that copper melts at.

    You need a metallurgic furnace.

    And a licence for the furnace.

    I presume if you’ve just stolen a multimillion pound gold ‘boombox’ then a licence is the least of your concerns.


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    #29
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 90,827 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    It's wrong to suspect a certain segment of society, but I'll bet it turns out to being a heavy metal fan.


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    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 90,827 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    JohnnyFlash wrote: »
    I presume if you’ve just stolen a multimillion pound gold ‘boombox’ then a licence is the least of your concerns.
    Well obliviously, now that you can afford one.


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    Comhrá
    Registered Users Posts: 4,765 ✭✭✭Comhrá


    Capt'n Midnight wrote: »
    It's wrong to suspect a certain segment of society, but I'll bet it turns out to being a heavy metal fan.

    Well, lead and copper is so downmarket after all...credit due for trying to better one's self


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