1850 715815 : De Rile Line is Open Now!

ButtersSuki · 10-03-2021 1:30pm

golondrinas1 wrote: »

Reminds me of a storey doing the rounds a few years aga . A well-known gaa person strides into his his local car dealer, puts his ambassador car keys on the table. " I see that rugby fella driving around in a much better car than mine" . Dealer hangs up the keys and says. " He's known all over the world you're just local now piss off.

I know of a similar story involving a presenter who was a brand ambassador for Lexus at one time. He (or she, #woke) got a new show, and immediately asked Lexus for a new and improved model. They said no. Their relationship terminated soon afterwards.

10-03-2021 1:37pm

Culpepper wrote: »

Ironing yer shirt shouldn't take precedence over de Lavelahn podcast/thread

Caller, I can assure you he wasn't ironing his shirt

ButtersSuki · 10-03-2021 1:39pm

Deleted User wrote: »

Caller, I can assure you he wasn't ironing his shirt

Tru dat!

ButtersSuki · 10-03-2021 1:40pm

golondrinas wrote: »

The Evoque is a hairdressers car .Go for the real thing.:p

You can’t say dat!

#HairdressersCarsMatter

10-03-2021 1:42pm

Faaader Marmite again

Dig him up! (Please leave him buried, Joe)

Meghan and Harry: de Queen has enough on her plate.

Horrific case: Martin Gallagher who attempted to abduct a woman near Phoenix Perk, but de woman herself and a hero freed her.

sligojoek · 10-03-2021 1:42pm

Joseph Marmion. Death notice as promised/threatened from yesterday.

Harry and Megan from yesterday.

Man who attempted to abduct a woman. We heard all this on the news yesterday

ButtersSuki · 10-03-2021 1:43pm

Payment for yesterday’s GOLD shall be collected by Herr Duffy today, Fadder Marr-Meeeeeee-On again.

Busi_Girl08 · 10-03-2021 1:44pm

sligojoek wrote: »

Joseph Marmion. Death notice as promised/threatened from yesterday.

Harry and Megan from yesterday.

Man who attempted to abduct a woman. We heard all this on the news yesterday

It's not reported until Joe gets to gush about how HORRIFIC an incident it was.

Red Fred · 10-03-2021 1:44pm

Tooday:

More on Marmion

More on Meghan

A woman who was entitled to be out for a walk and was dragged into the boot of a car in Dublin Her attacker was sentenced to 6 years.

Joe will be getting the boot in so to speak at 1.45

PieOhMy · 10-03-2021 1:46pm

Busi_Girl08 wrote: »

It's not reported until Joe gets to gush about how HORRIFIC an incident it was.

But the convicted is still a brilliant brilliant boy no doubt, unlike the evil cork pair.

Kalimah · 10-03-2021 1:47pm

It's MarmioM AGAIN!!

Losty Dublin · 10-03-2021 1:52pm

On a wet auld Wednesday, here's our bit of cheeriness.....

Good God, there's a Jesuit Paedo Priest called Joe Markle who hated the Chisselurs? Joe gives us all the scoops, in Priest sock black and Dollymount white so to speak*.
The Queen; can God save her from that evil Jesuit actress Meghan Marmion?
A non Jesuit wimmin who was kidnapperedtandied and her hero rescuer, who isn't married to a former prince.

All this and more, from 1:45PM.

*Scoops available for 18+ listeners only. Please drink responsibility, not like yer one who Syl Fox met in town. And washyerhands after you've gone, especially if it was Number 2's

golondrinas · 10-03-2021 1:53pm

just so I don't get confused who is The Queen of Ireland. Joe seem to think some of us may not know the difference.

ref: his Ronan promo.

10-03-2021 1:55pm

glenfieldman wrote: »

Dollymount Strand White" would be a great name for a new shade of paint or perhaps to describe a consignment of cocaine that was ecologically processed so was a more sandy shade of white than the standard chemically treated type.

Im reading a fictional book about the US war on drugs. It's basically Clear and Present Danger, but a more modern take. One ton of pure white gold is worth about $700,000, but after its been split and cut with everything from washing powder to icing sugar its quantity is worth about 7 million.

I just had a genius idea. Buy a few bags of the white stuff, split it half and half with sand from Dollymount Strand, call it Dollymount Strand White. This time next year, I'll be a millionaire!

Dollymount Strand might look a bit leaner though.

10-03-2021 2:00pm

[Deleted User] wrote: »

Im reading a fictional book about the US war on drugs. It's basically Clear and Present Danger, but a more modern take. One ton of pure white gold is worth about $700,000, but after its been split and cut with everything from washing powder to icing sugar its quantity is worth about 7 million.

I just had a genius idea. Buy a few bags of the white stuff, split it half and half with sand from Dollymount Strand, call it Dollymount Strand White. This time next year, I'll be a millionaire!

Dollymount Strand might look a bit leaner though.

Go wesht to Connemara for yer proper whoyte sand, caller, Dollymount sand is more de colour of tainted shoyte.

Odyssey 2005 · 10-03-2021 2:03pm

golondrinas wrote: »

just so I don't get confused who is The Queen of Ireland. Joe seem to think some of us may not know the difference.

ref: his Ronan promo.

An honest or even a witty answer to that could find one in hotwater, sotospeak.:)

ButtersSuki · 10-03-2021 2:05pm

Deleted User wrote: »

Im reading a fictional book about the US war on drugs. It's basically Clear and Present Danger, but a more modern take. One ton of pure white gold is worth about $700,000, but after its been split and cut with everything from washing powder to icing sugar its quantity is worth about 7 million.

I just had a genius idea. Buy a few bags of the white stuff, split it half and half with sand from Dollymount Strand, call it Dollymount Strand White. This time next year, I'll be a millionaire!

Dollymount Strand might look a bit leaner though.

Tom Clancy’s “Clear and Present Danger”?

10-03-2021 2:06pm

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The antics dat used to give my mother nightmares.

Sadly I last saw my favourite plane in a state of being dismantled:

TheHomeService · 10-03-2021 2:16pm

Deleted User wrote: »

Frisky Froyday

I do be logging on to de new thread, so to speak, and moi oiyes are assaulted by dat image. It's a disgrace Joe!

golondrinas · 10-03-2021 2:19pm

Odyssey 2005 wrote: »

An honest or even a witty answer to that could find one in hotwater, sotospeak.:)

You know someone who would be in the FRAME for the gig??:p

10-03-2021 2:22pm

Deleted User wrote: »

Go wesht to Connemara for yer proper whoyte sand, caller, Dollymount sand is more de colour of tainted shoyte.

I was born in Connemara, I know what good sand looks like. I'll be selling Dollymount Strand White to de salt o' de earts, and then retiring out west, or as they say there, out wesht.

TheHomeService · 10-03-2021 2:23pm

Dan Jaman wrote: »

The question of whether any brand would want to be associated with him as a brand of misery, is something too.
However, a perfect Ambassador Vehicle for joe would be a Dennis midden wagon.

I would have thought a Duffy Hearse (fabricated in Dundalk) would be better.

https://www.duffycoachbodies.com/hearses.html

10-03-2021 2:24pm

ButtersSuki wrote: »

Tom Clancy’s “Clear and Present Danger”?

It's The Cobra by Frederick Forsyth, but so far it's a clone of Tom Clancy's

10-03-2021 2:25pm

Deleted User wrote: »

I was born in Connemara, I know what good sand looks like. I'll be selling Dollymount Strand White to de salt o' de earts, and then retiring out west, or as they say there, out wesht.

I just copped now that you said "wesht" as well.

Dan Jaman · 10-03-2021 2:26pm

golondrinas wrote: »

just so I don't get confused who is The Queen of Ireland. .

Dere's only one Queen of Ireland, caller.
Vile people need not apply.

10-03-2021 2:30pm

TheHomeService wrote: »

I do be logging on to de new thread, so to speak, and moi oiyes are assaulted by dat image. It's a disgrace Joe!

A few had nightmares last night, and ButtersSuki is still daubing de Optrex so to speak.

10-03-2021 2:36pm

Listening to the news now about Gallagher. Drinking all day and all night? He must have had a few loines of Dollymount Strand White as well to keep going. I'm well able for the auld drink myself, but all day and all night, I'd be in a heap, not out kidnapping people.

It's a lot more sinister than a joke that went wrong. I hope some section of the state keeps an eye on him going forward.

No previous convictions? Hmm, or he's not been caught before?

10-03-2021 2:38pm

[Deleted User] wrote: »

I was born in Connemara, I know what good sand looks like. I'll be selling Dollymount Strand White to de salt o' de earts, and then retiring out west, or as they say there, out wesht.

Dis is de colour of de sand I had in moynd, caller, from a picture, taken during my stay at de infamous Station House around de time of #Golfgate...

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10-03-2021 2:45pm

He's been reading de thread.

Dan Jaman · 10-03-2021 2:45pm

Hoyed yer delicate ears.

TheHomeService · 10-03-2021 2:46pm

What about 11 year olds, can they listen?

2smiggy · 10-03-2021 2:46pm

is it safe for 11 and 13 year olds to listen ?

SEPT 23 1989 · 10-03-2021 2:46pm

Young children are being collected from schools

statto25 · 10-03-2021 2:46pm

Can an 8 year old listen so to speak?

sligojoek · 10-03-2021 2:46pm

This sounds ominous.

Did they ring in after the Ronan promo?

Pelvis Parsley · 10-03-2021 2:46pm

Joe is being sensitive for once, who told him to say DAT.

2smiggy · 10-03-2021 2:47pm

is the voice distortion machine broken ?

Losty Dublin · 10-03-2021 2:47pm

2smiggy wrote: »

is it safe for 11 and 13 year olds to listen ?

Only on the Podcast, cos Joe

:rolleyes:

Busi_Girl08 · 10-03-2021 2:48pm

I'll give it until 2pm that Joe will feck up and use a real name.

Hector Savage · 10-03-2021 2:48pm

Joe unbuckling his belt ....

glenfieldman · 10-03-2021 2:48pm

Busi_Girl08 wrote: »

I'll give it until 2pm that Joe will feck up and use a real name.

The mother just did, kid was supposed to be Sarah

CH3OH · 10-03-2021 2:49pm

She needs help....... not to be talked about on national radio

2smiggy · 10-03-2021 2:49pm

Busi_Girl08 wrote: »

I'll give it until 2pm that Joe will feck up and use a real name.

we already got 'Chloe'

Pelvis Parsley · 10-03-2021 2:49pm

I know the autism/asperger's card can be overplayed, but this woman must be living a nightmare, trying to deal with that.

Dan Jaman · 10-03-2021 2:49pm

glenfieldman wrote: »

The mother just did, kid was supposed to be Sarah

Twice or more.

Del.Monte · 10-03-2021 2:49pm

Is there a reason why we need to hear this story?

SEPT 23 1989 · 10-03-2021 2:49pm

I wonder if they actually gave her a proper hiding would it frighten her out of it

TheHomeService · 10-03-2021 2:49pm

Is this related to the promo?

Horrific case: Martin Gallagher who attempted to abduct a woman near Phoenix Perk, but de woman herself and a hero freed her.

10-03-2021 2:49pm

Hector Savage wrote: »

Joe unbuckling his belt ....

dvcireland · 10-03-2021 2:49pm

do ya not have a Panic Room like Joe, madam?

1850 715815 : De Rile Line is Open Now!

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