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Whisky

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  • 05-03-2019 9:15pm
    #1
    MonkieSocks
    Registered Users Posts: 8,282 ✭✭✭


    A little bloke goes into a pub and orders two whiskies.

    He drinks one and pours the other into the breast pocket of his jacket, and orders "same again".

    The barman is slightly puzzled but serves up the whisky.

    Again the customer drinks one and pour the other into his pocket, and orders "same again".

    The barman refuses, saying the man is a fool to waste good whisky.

    The customer reaches over and hauls the barman over the counter by his lapels.

    "Step outside sir, no-one calls me a fool and gets away with it".

    At which point a little Mouse pops its head out of the customer's pocket and says "and bring your fookin cat as well".

    =(:-) Me? I know who I am. I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude (-:)=



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