Worst Lyrics

Lorelli! · 01-03-2018 2:38pm #1

Usually I like Kasabian's music but not too gone on their new song.

The chorus goes...

You're in love with a psycho
You're in love with a psycho
And there's nothing you can do about it

It's that last line. Its not really the words but the way they sing it, it sounds like they got bored and couldn't think of anything else to say

Also all the lyrics of any Black Eyed Peas song particularly, Boom Boom Pow..

I like that boom boom pow
Them chickens jackin' my style
They try to copy my swagger
I'm on that next **** now
I'm so 3008
You so 2000 and late
I got that boom boom boom
That future boom boom boom

Ajsoprano · 01-03-2018 2:42pm

I wouldn’t worry too much about music directed at teenagers. It tells them they are cool because they listen to the new stuff.
We’ve moved on from the plastic pop.

Choochtown · 01-03-2018 2:51pm

Worst lyrics ?

She loves you yeah yeah yeah
She loves you yeah yeah yeah
She loves you yeah yeah yeah
She said she loves you and you know that can't be bad
Yes she loves you and you know you should be glad
Ooooooo

Lorelli! · 01-03-2018 2:52pm

Ajsoprano wrote: »

I wouldn’t worry too much about music directed at teenagers. It tells them they are cool because they listen to the new stuff.
We’ve moved on from the plastic pop.

I'm not worried about it. I just think they're really bad lyrics

DEFTLEFTHAND · 01-03-2018 2:58pm

Live for your toys
Even though they make noise
Have you ever played with plasticine?
Even tried a trampoline?

"Little James" written by Liam Gallagher. It appears on the Oasis album Standing on the Shoulder of Giants.

dxhound2005 · 01-03-2018 2:59pm

Lorelli! wrote: »

Usually I like Kasabian's music but not too gone on their new song.

The chorus goes...

You're in love with a psycho
You're in love with a psycho
And there's nothing you can do about it

It's that last line. Its not really the words but the way they sing it, it sounds like they got bored and couldn't think of anything else to say

Also all the lyrics of any Black Eyed Peas song particularly, Boom Boom Pow..

I like that boom boom pow
Them chickens jackin' my style
They try to copy my swagger
I'm on that next **** now
I'm so 3008
You so 2000 and late
I got that boom boom boom
That future boom boom boom

Why are you calling it a new song from Kasabian? It was released a year ago.

Too Tough To Die · 01-03-2018 2:59pm

A room without a roof is nothing to be happy about.

Omackeral · 01-03-2018 2:59pm

Omackeral · 01-03-2018 3:00pm

And I was like baby, baby, baby oh
Like baby, baby, baby no
Like baby, baby, baby oh
I thought you'd always be mine (mine)
Baby, baby, baby oh
Like baby, baby, baby no
Like baby, baby, baby ooh
I thought you'd always be mine

- Martin Luther King

Lorelli! · 01-03-2018 3:01pm

dxhound2005 wrote: »

Why are you calling it a new song from Kasabian? It was released a year ago.

That's new to me

FrKurtFahrt · 01-03-2018 3:03pm

These words from Neil Diamond always made me wonder what he was smoking...

"I am"... I said
To no one there
And no one heard at all
Not even the chair

grindle · 01-03-2018 3:04pm

Terrorvision - Conspiracy

Entourage by the reservoir they're gonna test drive that new sports car
Meet around midnight less people around cut the alarm so there isn't a sound

You know damn well you know damn well what
You know damn well you know damn well what
You know damn well you know damn well what
You know damn well you know damn well what

The dogio and the catio are fighting on the patio
The neighbours need a hero 'cos someone's had their stereo

You know damn well you know damn well what
You know damn well you know damn well what
You know damn well you know damn well what
You know damn well you know damn well what

Yamanoto · 01-03-2018 3:09pm

All kinds of brilliant & awful

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=csJtVMCvKtc

EDit · 01-03-2018 3:13pm

Song “Life” by Des’ree won some award for worst lyrics...worst verse was as follows

Oh, I get the shivers
I don't want to see a ghost,
It's a sight that I fear most
I'd rather have a piece of toast
And watch the evening news

01-03-2018 3:15pm

EDit wrote: »

Song by Des’ree won some award for worst lyrics...worst verse was as follows

Oh, I get the shivers
I don't want to see a ghost,
It's a sight that I fear most
I'd rather have a piece of toast
And watch the evening news

It's almost Shakespearean in comparison to what we have these days..

cantdecide · 01-03-2018 3:21pm

Rhythm is a dancer
It's a soul companion
You can feel it everywhere
Lift your hands and voices
Free your mind and join us
You can feel it in the air

Oh it's a passion
Oh you can feel it yeah
Oh it's a passion
Ohh

Check this out
Let the rhythm ride you, guide you
Sneak inside you set your mind to move
To its pulsation, bass vibrations
Sense sensation, pause is not implicit
Mind and body must be free too
Please take it all way, nothing to lose
Everything to win
Let it control you hold you mold you
Not the old, the new, touch it, taste it
Free your soul let it invade you
Gotto to be what you wanna
If the groove don't get you the rhyme flow's gonna
I'm serious as cancer when I say
"Rhythm is a dancer"

cantdecide · 01-03-2018 3:26pm

Luther Vandross - my spine attempts to flee my body every time I hear this

Back when I was a child, before life removed all the innocence
My father would lift me high and dance with my mother and me and then spin me around 'til I fell asleep
Then up the stairs he would carry me
And I knew for sure I was loved

If I could get another chance, another walk, another dance with him
I'd play a song that would never, ever end
How I'd love, love, love
To dance with my father again

When I and my mother would disagree
To get my way, I would run from her to him
He'd make me laugh just to comfort me
Then finally make me do just what my mama said

Later that night when I was asleep
He left a dollar under my sheet
Never dreamed that he would be gone from me

If I could steal one final glance, one final step, one final dance with him
I'd play a song that would never, ever end
'Cause I'd love, love, love
To dance with my father again

Sometimes I'd listen outside her door
And I'd hear how my mama cried for him
I pray for her even more than me
I pray for her even more than me

I know I'm praying for much too much
But could You send back the only man she loved?
I know You don't do it usually
But, dear Lord, she's dying
To dance with my father again

Every night I fall asleep and this is all I ever dream

colm_mcm · 01-03-2018 3:28pm

Rhiannah/Eminem, love the way you lie.

now you get to watch her leave out the window. I guess that's why they call it window pane.

Also, Toto Africa.

know that I must do what's right, as sure as Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus above the Serengeti

Grayditch · 01-03-2018 3:28pm

EDit wrote: »

Song “Life” by Des’ree won some award for worst lyrics...worst verse was as follows

Oh, I get the shivers
I don't want to see a ghost,
It's a sight that I fear most
I'd rather have a piece of toast
And watch the evening news

It's almost provable by science that this is the true "worst".

dxhound2005 · 01-03-2018 3:33pm

Deleted User wrote: »

It's almost Shakespearean in comparison to what we have these days..

But nearly everything on the thread is from way back. The new stuff must be better.

Dick phelan · 01-03-2018 3:34pm

Some rap music has abysmal lyrics. Nicki Minaj Anaconda as an example

This dude named Michael, used to ride motorcycles
It's bigger than a tower, I ain't talkin' 'bout Eiffel's
Real country ass ****** let me play with his rifle
Pussy put his ass to sleep, now he calling me NyQuil
Now that bang, bang, bang
I let him hit it cause he hang, hang, hang
All in the salad like his name Romaine
And when we done, I make him buy me Balmain
I'm on some dumb ****, by the way, what he say?
He can tell I ain't missing no meals
Come through and **** him in my automobile
Let him eat it with his grills, and he telling me to chill
And he telling me it's real, that he love my sex appeal
He say he don't like 'em boney, he want something he can grab
So I pulled up in the Jag, Mayweather with the jab like
Dun-d-d-dun-dun-d-d-dun-dun

Lorelli! · 01-03-2018 3:35pm

From Stop That Train by Vanilla Ice..

Her shape was so petite, and so unique
Her eyes flamed with passion like she was possessed
As I shivered and quivered while she rubbed on my chest
'Slaved and engraved I couldn't scream
Moaning and groaning like she could take on the A-Team :pac:

Oh my God, what have I got into?
Sooner or later I thought she'd get the clue
'Cause my body was tired and full of sweat and perspire
The situation I was in could've started a campfire.

dr.fuzzenstein · 01-03-2018 3:36pm

R.E.M. Lotus is hands down the winner for me:

Hey hey
I was hell
Sarcastic silver swell
That day it rained
Tough spun. Hard won. No
Ocean flower aquarium
Badlands. Give a hand
Honey dip. Flim flam
Hey hey. Hey hey
That cat can walk like a big bad man

And I really like that song!

Alf Veedersane · 01-03-2018 3:37pm

colm_mcm wrote: »

Also, Toto Africa.

know that I must do what's right, as sure as Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus above the Serengeti

You've got a dirty, whorish mouth.

Collie D · 01-03-2018 3:37pm

"I drive a Mercedes Benz
Got me a Rolex watch
Have millions in the bank
And my new runners cost a grand"

Some generic male R&B artist

"Men are slime
Girl power
If you want me, put a ring on it
But I'm an independent woman"

Some generic female R&B artist

Not actual lyrics but sums up a lot of the ****e I hear on the radio

DEFTLEFTHAND · 01-03-2018 3:39pm

I'm into a band from Latvia known as Brainstorm ('Prata Vetra'.)

They translate their lyrics from Latvian directly into English and it's often times hilarious. They end up making no sense.

Grayditch · 01-03-2018 3:40pm

Alf Veedersane wrote: »

You've got a dirty, whorish mouth.

He's kinda right. It doesn't even fit into the bar of music they're on.

Omackeral · 01-03-2018 3:46pm

colm_mcm wrote: »

Also, Toto Africa.

know that I must do what's right, as sure as Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus above the Serengeti

:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(

RikkFlair · 01-03-2018 3:47pm

colm_mcm wrote: »

Also, Toto Africa.

know that I must do what's right, as sure as Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus above the Serengeti

Always thought that was "rises like a leopard"....which now come to think of it would have to be a pretty big ****in leopard.:pac:

Omackeral · 01-03-2018 3:47pm

DEFTLEFTHAND wrote: »

I'm into a band from Latvia known as Brainstorm ('Prata Vetra'.)

That's the most hipster thing I've ever read in my life.

Bob Harris · 01-03-2018 3:48pm

This makes me want to bang my head off the steering wheel when I hear it.

J-Lo

I ain't gon' be cooking all day, I ain't your mama
I ain't gon' do your laundry, I ain't your mama
I ain't your mama, boy, I ain't your mama
When you're gon' get your act together?
I ain't your mama
No, I ain't your mama
No, I ain't your mama, no

grindle · 01-03-2018 3:51pm

dxhound2005 wrote: »

But nearly everything on the thread is from way back. The new stuff must be better.

Better and worse. The benefit of having no barrier for entry these days.

Lil Pump - Gucci Gang

Gucci Gang, ooh, yeah, Lil Pump, yeah, Gucci Gang, ooh
Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang
Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang (Gucci gang!)
Spend ten racks on a new chain
My bitch love do cocaine, ooh
I **** a bitch, I forgot her name
I can't buy a bitch no wedding ring
Rather go and buy Balmains
Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang (Gucci gang!)
Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang
Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang (Gucci gang!)
Spend ten racks on a new chain
My bitch love do cocaine, ooh
I **** a bitch, I forgot her name, yeah
I can't buy no bitch no wedding ring
Rather go and buy Balmains, aye
Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang
My lean cost more than your rent, ooh
Your mama still live in a tent, yeah
Still slanging dope in the jets, huh
Me and my grandma take meds, ooh
None of this **** be new to me
****ing my teacher, call it tutory
Bought some red bottoms, cost hella Gs
**** your airline, **** your company
Bitch, your breath smell like some cigarettes
I'd rather **** a bitch from the projects
They kicked me out the plane off a Percocet
Now Lil Pump fly a private jet
Everybody screaming "**** West Jet!"
Lil Pump still sell that meth
Hunnid on my wrist sippin on Tech
**** a lil bitch, make her pussy wet

Knacktastic.

Skylinehead · 01-03-2018 3:51pm

Alf Veedersane wrote: »

You've got a dirty, whorish mouth.

Ah he's right. It's a great tune but at the same time, cram as many African places into the song as we can!

Richard Hillman · 01-03-2018 3:51pm

The master of Faux-Profound Lyrics Noel Gallagher

"AKA... What A Life!"

Someday you might find your hero
Some say you might lose your mind
I'm keeping my head down now for the summer
I'm out of my mind but pour me another
I'm going to take that tiger outside for a ride

What a life [x2]

Keep on chasing down that rainbow
You'll never know what you might find
Over the sunset on the horizon
It may be a dream but it tastes like poison
I'm going to take that tiger outside for a ride

What a life [x4]

What a life [x4]

Someday you might find your hero
Some say you might lose your mind

Absolute tripe

facehugger99 · 01-03-2018 3:53pm

I get high
I don't cry
Money in the bank
Think I'll have a ****
Got you on my mind
Like a lemon rind
And you feel the same
Now it's pourin' rain
So I grabbed a bag
and got in my jag

Money don't Sleep; Slajazzy Jeff

Deebles McBeebles · 12-02-2019 3:16pm

Was looking up lyrics to another song when I came across this monstrosity. An affront to lyricists everywhere by Kelis. I've cut some of it, repeats etc

I said, her from the city
So her got to be witty, witty
She said, him from the country
So him got to be funky, funky

Mama, I'm a millionaire, but I feel like a bum
Mama, I'm a millionaire, but I feel like the only one
I, I, I, I woke up early this morning
I don't think y'all heard me
I woke up early this morning, but I still ain't see the sun

Oh oh, oh oh, oh oh
Oh oh, oh oh, oh oh

Papa, I'm a millionaire, but Saks Fifth Ave. don't sell affection
Saks Fifth Ave. don't sell affection
Papa, I'm a millionaire, but I ain't moving in the right direction
Something ain't right, I know
I ain't rich, til he is rich, and she is rich, then we is rich oh
I ain't rich, til he is rich, and she is rich, then we is rich

Where there is cheese there are rats
Where ever there are rats there are cats
Where ever there are cats there are dogs
If you got the dogs, you got bitches
Bitches always out to put their paws on your riches
If you got riches, you got glitches
If you got glitches in your life computer, turn it off
And then reboot it, now you back on
Can't just put the cap on the old bottle
Once you pop it, that will spoil it
Go on and drink it and enjoy it, uh
Mama, I'm a millionaire

Bit in bold is vomit inducing.

razorblunt · 12-02-2019 3:19pm

" I want you to ruin my life, ruin my life, ruin my life yeah"

Nice positive message for the young wans there!

biko · 12-02-2019 3:30pm

Girls, we run this motha, yeah
Girls, we run this motha, yeah
Girls, we run this motha, yeah
Girls we run this motha, girls
Who run the world?
Girls
Who run the world?
Girls
Who run the world?
Girls

on and on and on...

Irish Guitarist · 12-02-2019 3:46pm

Forbidden Fruit by Roy Harper (of Pink Floyds Have a Cigar fame).

It's not bad in the sense that it's badly written but it's creepy as fuck, especially considering he was accused of sexual assault against a twelve year old.

Baby, won't you play with me ?
Games that no one else can see ?
Leanin' over out my window
Flashing me a mini flower show

Steal away from mummy, oh there's my little girl
On the pillow of my tummy give my hair a curl
Run your fingers under and over, make us a little pool
And don't forget about tomorrow in the same place after school

Baby, make me calm your fears
Let me hold your thirteen years
In between the silky, love me
Race my heart and let my tongue rest

Oh baby I can feel you, see my thunderburst
Melting us together in the plains of magic thirst
We can be forever and ever, watching the water fall
Floating in the lake of all peace after love and after all

We can be forever and ever, watching the water fall
Floating in the lake of all peace after love and after all

Bigbagofcans · 12-02-2019 3:48pm

Just get ready for work, work, work, work, work, work
You see me I be work, work, work, work, work, work
You see me do me dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt
There's something 'bout that work, work, work, work, work, work
Duh, duh, duh, nana nana nana
When you a gon' nah nah nah nah nah nah
Before the table turn, turn turn turn

Rihanna - Work

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