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I bet you didn't know that this thread would have a part 2

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  • Moderators, Arts Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 77,020 Mod ✭✭✭✭New Home


    Pipped.

    But you got the best one, 10001, which is a palindrome. :)

    Edit: Actually, no, Mzungu got the 10000th.



    Motion to call the new thread "Well, I never!" :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,099 ✭✭✭joeguevara


    Agent Mug wrote: »
    Did he jump or does it matter, one find guitar player he was really :cool:

    Yes and got an honorable discharge after breaking his ankle after a bad landing. Was made join the army or go to jail for stealing cars.


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 6,309 Mod ✭✭✭✭mzungu


    On the TV show the "Dukes of Hazzard" they destroyed so many '68-'70 Dodge Chargers that planes had to be used for aerial searches for replacement cars among the populace.

    Looks like them Duke boys got themselves in quite the pickle!


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 6,309 Mod ✭✭✭✭mzungu


    quickbeam wrote: »
    "American Airlines flies to 95 domestic destinations and 95 international destinations" (per Wiki, though of course it could be different during the time he flew). That equates to visiting each destination 52 times. Would kinda get boring?

    He went to the UK over 500 times.


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,980 ✭✭✭Lucy8080


    bonzodog2 wrote: »
    Billy was a welder in a shipyard

    Yup,but also was in a T.A. reserve unit ,which was part of the Parachute Regiment.

    Think he told a joke/wrote a song about it.


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  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 92,470 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    Pipped.
    :p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,643 ✭✭✭✭Mr. CooL ICE


    Pipped.

    Well, at you're #1 in this thread!


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,485 ✭✭✭KevRossi


    This is one of the best threads on Boards.ie, but the first post in the original thread has only received 8 Thanks to date.



    Anyway, there are 7 islands that are divided by international borders.

    Here they are:

    DxjGReAW0AEay9t.jpg


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,480 ✭✭✭Chancer3001


    Napoleon only died in 1821.

    So in 2 years time well surely have remembrance on his 200th anniversary.

    For some reason I had him living way way back before then

    Like he only missed world war one by about 90 years


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,834 ✭✭✭OOnegative


    A “jiffy” is an actual unit of time, it’s 1/100th of a second.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,365 ✭✭✭✭McMurphy


    If the palm of your hand is bigger than your face, you'll get cancer.


  • Moderators, Arts Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 77,020 Mod ✭✭✭✭New Home


    Whut?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 71,799 ✭✭✭✭Ted_YNWA


    If the palm of your hand is bigger than your face, you'll get cancer.

    And most people who read that have just tried it.


  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 92,470 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    OOnegative wrote: »
    A “jiffy” is an actual unit of time, it’s 1/100th of a second.
    A barn is a unit of area.

    100 square femtometres or 10 to the minus 28 meters squared


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,365 ✭✭✭✭McMurphy


    Ted_YNWA wrote: »
    And most people who read that have just tried it.

    Best tried in the school yard.

    Or at the news desk.



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 369 ✭✭Ineedaname


    A barn is a unit of area.

    100 square femtometres or 10 to the minus 28 meters squared

    A Microbarn (10^-31 meters squared) is also known as an Outhouse and a Yoctobarn (10^-52 meters squared) is known as a Shed.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,497 ✭✭✭✭Esel


    OOnegative wrote: »
    A “jiffy” is an actual unit of time, it’s 1/100th of a second.
    A moment is 90 seconds.

    Not your ornery onager



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,802 ✭✭✭✭joujoujou
    Unregistered Users


    "Be right back" is 5 minutes, at least.

    "I'll be back in a minute" is 15 minutes.

    "I'll be back in a few minutes" is 1 hour.

    "We'll contact you shortly" is a week.

    "your parcel is on its way" is up to 3 months.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,260 ✭✭✭Grueller


    KevRossi wrote: »
    This is one of the best threads on Boards.ie, but the first post in the original thread has only received 8 Thanks to date.



    Anyway, there are 7 islands that are divided by international borders.

    Here they are:

    DxjGReAW0AEay9t.jpg

    The UK? Wales, Scotland and England?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 32,688 ✭✭✭✭ytpe2r5bxkn0c1


    Grueller wrote: »
    The UK? Wales, Scotland and England?


    As they say on Pointless "And by 'country' we mean a sovereign state that is a member of the UN in its own right".


    They are not International borders.


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  • Moderators, Arts Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 77,020 Mod ✭✭✭✭New Home


    "Presently" can mean both "Right away" or "In a while".


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 32,688 ✭✭✭✭ytpe2r5bxkn0c1


    New Home wrote: »
    "Presently" can mean both "Right away" or "In a while".

    There are lots of great contronyms, or words that, depending on context, can have opposite or contradictory meanings.

    Bound: Heading to a destination, or restrained from movement
    Cleave: To adhere, or to separate
    Peer: A person of the nobility, or an equal
    Left: Remained, or departed


  • Moderators, Arts Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 77,020 Mod ✭✭✭✭New Home


    I particularly love "presently" because a good few years ago we used to have a chap working with us during his summer holidays, he was very smart but also a smarty-pants when he wanted to be, so whenever he was asked to do something he'd answer "No problem, I'll do that presently". :D


  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 92,470 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    New Home wrote: »
    I particularly love "presently" because a good few years ago we used to have a chap working with us during his summer holidays, he was very smart but also a smarty-pants when he wanted to be, so whenever he was asked to do something he'd answer "No problem, I'll do that presently". :D

    Reminds me of The Patrician in Discworld
    'I shall deal with the matter momentarily,’ he said. It was a good word. It always made people hesitate. They were never quite sure whether he meant he’d deal with it now, or just deal with it briefly. And no-one ever dared ask.
    - Terry Pratchett (GG)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,254 ✭✭✭Kevin Finnerty


    Just reading about the Venturi Effect there. Can that be applied to wind rushing between houses in an estate as well or am I understanding it incorrectly? I'm sure it is but nothing online except some skyscrapers in Malaysia being affected..


  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 92,470 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    The Patrician in Discworld
    ‘And these are your reasons, my Lord?’
    ‘Do you think I have others?’ said Lord Vetinari. ‘My motives, as ever, are entirely transparent.’
    Hughnon reflected that ‘entirely transparent’ meant either that you could see right through them or that you couldn’t see them at all.

    - Terry Pratchett (TT)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,625 ✭✭✭✭BaZmO*


    Just reading about the Venturi Effect there. Can that be applied to wind rushing between houses in an estate as well or am I understanding it incorrectly? I'm sure it is but nothing online except some skyscrapers in Malaysia being affected..

    Yes. It’s one of the the reasons why you have lobbies in hotels, because the lobby breaks the air from rushing in once a door is open to the outside. Or using revolving doors also stops this from happening.

    The venturi effect is essentially the velocity increasing due to constriction. The pressure drops but the velocity increases. It also applies to fluid dynamics.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,625 ✭✭✭✭BaZmO*


    There are lots of great contronyms, or words that, depending on context, can have opposite or contradictory meanings.

    Bound: Heading to a destination, or restrained from movement
    Cleave: To adhere, or to separate
    Peer: A person of the nobility, or an equal
    Left: Remained, or departed

    The classic Irish one being, “I will yeah!”


  • Posts: 26,052 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    OOnegative wrote: »
    A “jiffy” is an actual unit of time, it’s 1/100th of a second.

    It's also (and I apologise for lowering the tone already) the name of an old brand of condoms.

    funny-condom-ads-jiffi-condoms-got-a-stiffy-put-on-a-jiffy.jpg

    A friend of my grandfather tried to relaunch the brand in the UK during the 1980's AIDS/HIV panic. His proposed slogan:

    "Real Men Come In A Jiffy"


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,254 ✭✭✭Kevin Finnerty


    BaZmO* wrote: »
    Yes. It’s one of the the reasons why you have lobbies in hotels, because the lobby breaks the air from rushing in once a door is open to the outside. Or using revolving doors also stops this from happening.

    The venturi effect is essentially the velocity increasing due to constriction. The pressure drops but the velocity increases. It also applies to fluid dynamics.

    That's awesome. Makes perfect sense. It surely has positive applications too. Braking systems? My interest is piqued now :-)
    More googling to do.

    Found this

    https://www.sae.org/news/2017/08/venturi-effect-powers-daycos-new-brake-assist-system


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,625 ✭✭✭✭BaZmO*


    That's awesome. Makes perfect sense. It surely has positive applications too. Braking systems? My interest is piqued now :-)
    More googling to do.

    Found this

    https://www.sae.org/news/2017/08/venturi-effect-powers-daycos-new-brake-assist-system

    Afaik as I know it’s used quite a lot in car engines. I think fuel injection is one of the uses.


  • Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 2,159 Mod ✭✭✭✭Oink


    When you use your fingers to count in binary, one thumb up means 1. The middle finger is number 4. Index and middle finger is 6. So if you work in IT and your boss asks you how many more hours it’ll take you to finish the job....


  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 16,287 Mod ✭✭✭✭quickbeam


    New Home wrote: »
    "Presently" can mean both "Right away" or "In a while".

    Perfect example of the evolution of language. It should actually only mean "right away", but it has evolved, probably only in the last 30 years or so, to mean "in a while".


  • Moderators, Arts Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 77,020 Mod ✭✭✭✭New Home


    quickbeam wrote: »
    Perfect example of the evolution of language. It should actually only mean "right away", but it has evolved, probably only in the last 30 years or so, to mean "in a while".

    A bit earlier than that. :)

    https://www.etymonline.com/word/presently#etymonline_v_30372


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 961 ✭✭✭Conchir


    Grueller wrote: »
    The UK? Wales, Scotland and England?

    The UK includes Northern Ireland. The island is called Great Britain.

    Great Britain is the third most populous island in the world, after Java (Indonesia) and Honshu (Japan).


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,070 ✭✭✭Franz Von Peppercorn


    There are lots of great contronyms, or words that, depending on context, can have opposite or contradictory meanings.

    Bound: Heading to a destination, or restrained from movement
    Cleave: To adhere, or to separate
    Peer: A person of the nobility, or an equal
    Left: Remained, or departed

    Sanction: to penalise or to allow.
    Dust(verb): to remove dust, or to add it.
    Bolt: leave quickly or fasten.

    Sick: something horrible, something great.

    More recent that last one.

    Sometimes people think that literally is becoming a controymn for figuratively. Actually when used as an intensifier in hyperbole the entitie sentence is figurative. Literally is used figuratively (as is the whole sentence) but it doesn’t mean figuratively - you don’t describe figurative language like that, you just write a hyperbole or metaphor or simile.


  • Registered Users Posts: 228 ✭✭Nuno



    Sometimes people think that literally is becoming a controymn for figuratively. Actually when used as an intensifier in hyperbole the entitie sentence is figurative. Literally is used figuratively (as is the whole sentence) but it doesn’t mean figuratively - you don’t describe figurative language like that, you just write a hyperbole or metaphor or simile.

    Reading this literally melted my brain ;)
    Still though, I love this thread


  • Moderators, Arts Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 77,020 Mod ✭✭✭✭New Home


    Sanction: to penalise or to allow.
    Dust(verb): to remove dust, or to add it.
    Bolt: leave quickly or fasten.

    Sick: something horrible, something great.

    More recent that last one.

    Sometimes people think that literally is becoming a controymn for figuratively. Actually when used as an intensifier in hyperbole the entitie sentence is figurative. Literally is used figuratively (as is the whole sentence) but it doesn’t mean figuratively - you don’t describe figurative language like that, you just write a hyperbole or metaphor or simile.

    That's deadly! ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,633 ✭✭✭✭Buford T. Justice XIX


    Sanction: to penalise or to allow.
    Dust(verb): to remove dust, or to add it.
    Bolt: leave quickly or fasten.

    Sick: something horrible, something great.

    More recent that last one.

    Sometimes people think that literally is becoming a controymn for figuratively. Actually when used as an intensifier in hyperbole the entitie sentence is figurative. Literally is used figuratively (as is the whole sentence) but it doesn’t mean figuratively - you don’t describe figurative language like that, you just write a hyperbole or metaphor or simile.

    2FezjH0.jpg


  • Moderators, Arts Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 77,020 Mod ✭✭✭✭New Home


    7t372-english-poem-difficult.jpg


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,376 ✭✭✭facehugger99


    KevRossi wrote: »
    This is one of the best threads on Boards.ie, but the first post in the original thread has only received 8 Thanks to date.



    Anyway, there are 7 islands that are divided by international borders.

    What about Korea?


  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 16,287 Mod ✭✭✭✭quickbeam


    Korea isn't an island :eek:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,902 ✭✭✭✭Realt Dearg Sec


    KevRossi wrote: »
    This is one of the best threads on Boards.ie, but the first post in the original thread has only received 8 Thanks to date.



    Anyway, there are 7 islands that are divided by international borders.

    What about Korea?
    It's a bit like monster island. It's a peninsula.


  • Moderators, Arts Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 77,020 Mod ✭✭✭✭New Home


    I like this, it's a good way to remember it.

    511029.jpg


  • Moderators, Arts Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 77,020 Mod ✭✭✭✭New Home


    Both Martin Luther King Jr. and Anne Frank were born in 1929.


  • Posts: 26,052 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Automaticity is the ability to do everyday things without thinking or with very little conscious consideration of the action. Things like reading, speaking or making the bed can be acomplished with a high degree of automaticity, and most of us complete many tasks without any real conscious thought about what we're doing as these skills are embedded in habit and repetition. Muscle memory requires a great deal of automacity but things like the visual recognition required to read fluently is dependent on the automaticity that comes with learning and practice and repetition as the skills required are consolidated into the background memory processes and frees up the foreground working memory for more focussed tasks and activities.

    The higher the cognitive burden, the longer it takes to gain a degree of automaticity. Learning the alphabet or numbers requires a great deal of cognitive input until recognition is completely embedded in memory, and lesser or no conscious input is needed to form words out of letters etc. Things that carry a low cognitive burden like flushing the loo are more easily filed away as something that can be done without thinking through or having to consciously remember. For most, anyway.

    Conflicting input can disrupt even long established automaticity, and this was observed in the 1930's when John Ridley Stroop confused people by printing the names of the colors in other colors, and measured how long it took to process the incongruity. When you're cycling along and suddenly hit a small unforseen bump, your procedural memory hiccups for the moment it takes your attention to focus sharply on what's happening, process the interruption, and for normal service to resume.

    Research shows that we indulge in behavioural automaticity to soothe ourselves, and take satisfaction and comfort in familiar routines and habits and it plays a part in some obsessive compulsive self-soothing behaviours. Autisic people particularly find ease in familiarity but achieving automaticity is often more difficult as greater sensitivity to stimulation disrupts the formation of ingrained memories needed to be able to take the automatic, sucessful completion of a task for granted. This is why some simple tasks can sometimes be very frustrating, and repetition of others that have been mastered so soothing to those affected.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,821 ✭✭✭stimpson


    KevRossi wrote: »
    This is one of the best threads on Boards.ie, but the first post in the original thread has only received 8 Thanks to date.



    Anyway, there are 7 islands that are divided by international borders.

    Here they are:

    DxjGReAW0AEay9t.jpg

    Hans Island is a disputed island that lies between Canada and Greenland that would qualify for this list, if only Denmark and Canada could agree on a boundary.

    In the meantime, they are involved the the friendliest border dispute ever. When Danish military go there, they leave a bottle of Schnapps. And when Canadian military forces go there, they leave a bottle of Canadian Club and a sign saying, 'Welcome to Canada.'


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 276 ✭✭mookishboy


    OOnegative wrote: »
    A “jiffy” is an actual unit of time, it’s 1/100th of a second.


    a jiffy is about 3 × 10−24 seconds. It has also more informally been defined as "one light-foot"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,024 ✭✭✭Carry


    Candie wrote: »
    Automaticity is the ability to do everyday things without thinking or with very little conscious consideration of the action.
    (...)
    This is why some simple tasks can sometimes be very frustrating, and repetition of others that have been mastered so soothing to those affected.

    After a work related marathon start into the new year and various house related disasters (the bumps in the routine), that made the already bumpy work marathon very frustrating and time consuming, I'm too lazy to read all the posts I have missed. I'm sure I would have thanked loads!

    But this one got me out of the rut. Or bumped me mentally up, so to speak.
    It's a concept I can anecdotally and empirically confirm.

    You can always rely on Candie to post the right thing at the right time ....:D


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 6,309 Mod ✭✭✭✭mzungu


    Triskaidekaphobia from the Greek triskaideka, meaning 'thirteen', and phobos, meaning 'fear') is fear or avoidance of the number 13. It is also a reason for the fear of Friday the 13th, called paraskevidekatriaphobia

    Funnily enough Steven King has paraskevidekatriaphobia, as did Franklin Roosevelt.


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