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Texas man admits kidnapping 79 people to anally probe them while disguised as alien

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  • 24-01-2020 5:40pm
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    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,196 ✭✭✭


    El Paso, Texas | A man who was arrested by the FBI Yesterday has confessed to kidnapping and sexually assaulting several dozen people while using costumes, drugs, and special effects to have his victims believe they had been abducted by aliens.

    73-year old Arnold White was arrested after a joint investigation led by the Federal Bureau of Investigation, the El Paso Sheriff’s Office and the El Paso Police Department.

    The retired trucker confessed a total of 79 kidnappings across California, Nevada, New Mexico, and Texas over a period of 40 years.

    Mr. White confessed to using a mix of hallucinatory drugs containing LSD and PCP to subdue his victims, before approaching them and carrying them inside his truck to assault them.

    In order to confuse his victims even more, he had set up the inside of his truck to look like an operating room and would wear an alien costume.
    FBI spokesman Darrell Johnson described the abuse that the accused afflicted to his victim as extremely disturbing.
    “He would insert fingers and objects in their various body cavities. He had even created his own sex toys designed to look like alien tools and medical instruments.”
    According to Mr. Johnson, most of the victims were loners and marginals, a fact that helped Mr. White evade arrest for so long.
    “He chose victims who were gullible and might fall for his traps. Several of his victims were actually ufo investigators he found hanging out around Area 51 or Roswell.”
    FBI spokesman Darrell Johnson described the accused’s stratagem as extremely elaborate and described him as “a dangerous predator”.

    Arnold White now faces a total of 347 criminal charges, including several charges of kidnapping, aggravated sexual assault by use of drugs, oral copulation by anesthesia or controlled substance, assault with intent to commit a sexual offense, and possession of a controlled substance


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  • Registered Users Posts: 3,559 ✭✭✭DJIMI TRARORE


    Don't ya just love Americans


  • Registered Users Posts: 33,730 ✭✭✭✭RobertKK


    It never happened.


  • Registered Users Posts: 40,176 ✭✭✭✭ohnonotgmail


    Completely made up. it never happened. the story comes from World News Daily Report which makes the National Enquirer look like a reputable news organisation.


  • Registered Users Posts: 13,105 ✭✭✭✭jmayo


    Completely made up. it never happened. the story comes from World News Daily Report which makes the National Enquirer look like a reputable news organisation.

    A feck it you had to go and ruin it for everyone. :mad:
    Just when we were going to have a good laugh at the yanks.


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,840 ✭✭✭enricoh


    jmayo wrote: »
    A feck it you had to go and ruin it for everyone. :mad:
    Just when we were going to have a good laugh at the yanks.

    Absolutely, best thread headline ever though!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,881 ✭✭✭Peatys




  • Registered Users Posts: 2,812 ✭✭✭bmc58


    Don't ya just love Americans

    Some strange weirdos there.The watch too much of "Nasa unexplained files".


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,653 ✭✭✭✭Plumbthedepths


    Ah damn so much potential for hilarious posts, now it's ruined.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,995 ✭✭✭Ipso


    RobertKK wrote: »
    It never happened.

    Some people don’t care.


  • Registered Users Posts: 24,647 ✭✭✭✭punisher5112


    I'd say there are some relieved people all the same.


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 784 ✭✭✭LaFuton


    could be a double fake news move to bury a real abductee about to whistleblow... mmm conspiracy burger


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 784 ✭✭✭LaFuton


    I'd say there are some relieved people all the same.

    "whoa thank God I was fingered by a dodgy alien and not a whacky old trucker"


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,875 ✭✭✭Edgware


    jmayo wrote: »
    A feck it you had to go and ruin it for everyone. :mad:
    Just when we were going to have a good laugh at the yanks.
    Is it true he was wearing a Leo Varadkar mask?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 98 ✭✭Dr. Colossus


    The truth is up there.


  • Registered Users Posts: 733 ✭✭✭milehip


    Knew it was fake when he was from Texas, now if it had been Florida.......man!


  • Registered Users Posts: 991 ✭✭✭TuringBot47


    Now if you said "Illegal Alien" that would make more sense and the report would've been censored.


  • Registered Users Posts: 13,505 ✭✭✭✭Mad_maxx


    If they ever make a movie about it, Kyle mc lachlan should play the role of the FBI lead detective


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,081 ✭✭✭theguzman


    Completely made up. it never happened. the story comes from World News Daily Report which makes the National Enquirer look like a reputable news organisation.

    Both with still far more credibility and factuality than CNN.


  • Registered Users Posts: 24,647 ✭✭✭✭punisher5112


    Moulded and scullsy are on the case.....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,995 ✭✭✭Ipso


    theguzman wrote: »
    Both with still far more credibility and factuality than CNN.

    But nowhere near infowars, amirite?


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  • Registered Users Posts: 14,348 ✭✭✭✭M.T. Cranium


    So it was still aliens then?


  • Registered Users Posts: 24,647 ✭✭✭✭punisher5112


    Trump


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,196 ✭✭✭the culture of deference


    So it was still aliens then?


    It would have been a great story to tell at an abuctee meeting just to see the look on the faces of those americans that are convinced they were taken


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,707 ✭✭✭Bobblehats


    Beam me up 'botty'


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,122 ✭✭✭BeerWolf


    I'd say there are some relieved people all the same.

    "So it really was an alien! Phew...!"

    :pac:


  • Registered Users Posts: 7,055 ✭✭✭JohnnyFlash


    You’d imagine there’s a limit to how much anal probes can tell aliens about humans and the human condition.


  • Registered Users Posts: 51,142 ✭✭✭✭bazz26


    At least it wasn't a Florida man this time.


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