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AFTER HOURS Poetry megathread..original compositions only

  • 03-02-2019 11:08am
    #1
    Giveaway
    Closed Accounts Posts: 382 ✭✭


    After hours has a rep for being crude and shallow. It needs to appear more highbrow. Bonus points for replies in rhyme
    Here goes,

    Reply to a Nagging Wife.

    I am not on the internet or phone,
    I am just tuning the radio


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  • #2
    McMurphy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,365 ✭✭✭✭McMurphy


    When I woke up this morning
    the dawn was soft and still
    A little robin came and sat
    upon my window sill
    He tipped his head and looked at me
    his eyes so bright and clear
    He chirped a little melody
    My morning thoughts to cheer
    His song he sang so sweetly
    Without a moments lull
    I gently closed the window
    and crushed his fúcking skull.


  • #3
    Ken.
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,898 ✭✭✭✭Ken.


    Mod- Moved from AH. Read the local charter before posting. AH type crap won't fly here.


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