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A story in six words

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    #4922
    auspicious
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    Desperate panicked gasps and chairs tumbled.


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    #4923
    auspicious
    Registered Users Posts: 4,497 ✭✭✭auspicious


    More raps and the door unlatched.


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    #4924
    auspicious
    Registered Users Posts: 4,497 ✭✭✭auspicious


    A wet ghostly figure emerged inwards.


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    #4925
    auspicious
    Registered Users Posts: 4,497 ✭✭✭auspicious


    "Yis feckers why didn't ye answer?"


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    #4926
    auspicious
    Registered Users Posts: 4,497 ✭✭✭auspicious


    Relief. Breath. It's only Granny Meehan.


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    #4927
    auspicious
    Registered Users Posts: 4,497 ✭✭✭auspicious


    "Bloody thunder! Forgot me bloody keys!"


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    #4928
    auspicious
    Registered Users Posts: 4,497 ✭✭✭auspicious


    "Feck sake! And I'm soaked through!"


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    #4929
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    The recluse hid behind high walls.

    His prison built around his person


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    #4930
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    The recluse hid behind high walls.

    With he's paranoid fear of politicians


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    #4931
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    Oh please do! I'm dying here.

    Fail to prepare.. prepare to fail


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    #4932
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    Oh please do! I'm dying here.

    I won't alleviate your intense suffering


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    #4933
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    The sound silenced all the chatter.

    The loudest fart i've ever heard


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    #4934
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    The sound silenced all the chatter.

    Gimme my lipstick she bellowed frantically


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    #4935
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    Only the brave ventured out tonight.

    The midnight naked run in January


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    #4936
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    Only the brave ventured out tonight.

    The curfew had already begun earlier


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    #4937
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    The door rattled. Thump! Thump! Thump!

    Fu¢king in-laws don't how knock properly


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    #4938
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    The door rattled. Thump! Thump! Thump!

    Have you got a TV licence


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    #4939
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    Those close by edged quickly away.

    The shame of having no licence


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    #4940
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    Those close by edged quickly away.

    A bowel movement will do that


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    #4941
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    Barman Jimmy picked up his bat.

    Roger picked up his hot toddy


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    #4942
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    Barman Jimmy picked up his bat.

    This is the cause social distancing


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    #4943
    Kylta
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    auspicious wrote: »
    Maria turned and blew candles out.

    a reminder to pay electricity bill


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    #4944
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    Maria turned and blew candles out.

    She desired sex in the dark


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    #4945
    Kylta
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    auspicious wrote: »
    By the window, something stooped, scratched.

    "its the mother-in-law again" he whispered


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    #4946
    Kylta
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    auspicious wrote: »
    By the window, something stooped, scratched.

    The neighbour looking for sex again


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    #4947
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    A lightening flash silhouetted a horror.

    She looked horrendous without her makeup


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    #4948
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    A lightening flash silhouetted a horror.

    Frankenstein wasn't really that ugly monster


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    #4949
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    With thunder's rumble a tortuous cry.

    I'm starving put on some grub


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    #4950
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    With thunder's rumble a tortuous cry.

    I did flush the toilet again


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    #4951
    Kylta
    Registered Users Posts: 15,457 ✭✭✭✭Kylta


    auspicious wrote: »
    Thump! Thump! Thump! "Let me in!"

    Wait.... my bowels are running hot


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