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Women have a choice

  • 14-06-2015 5:12pm
    #1
    lickme
    Closed Accounts Posts: 108 ✭✭lickme


    Out last night and tried a lot of women. Probably about 30 and eventually got the shift and stinky fingers. Same with any lad I know. Women obviously can get lads easier than men get women. It's very strange! Women have a choice of men but lads don't have a choice of women! Tbh any decent one lads don't care. About 100 lads have to try the same thing


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  • #2
    frozenfrozen
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,883 ✭✭✭frozenfrozen


    be attractive and don't be unattractive


  • #3
    bear1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,823 ✭✭✭✭bear1


    Dafuq did I just read?


  • #4
    Digital Solitude
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,397 ✭✭✭✭Digital Solitude


    If you weren't such an ugly git you would have an easier time.

    And did you or did you not choose which women to approach?


  • #5
    lazeedaisy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,337 ✭✭✭lazeedaisy


    Oh god, is the leaving cert really over?


  • #6
    Deranged96
    Registered Users Posts: 588 ✭✭✭Deranged96


    lazeedaisy wrote: »
    Oh god, is the leaving cert really over?

    No.


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  • #7
    PressRun
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,196 ✭✭✭PressRun


    Cool story.


  • #8
    Big Nasty
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,080 ✭✭✭✭Big Nasty


    Was this like speed dating or something?


  • #9
    Berserker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,046 ✭✭✭Berserker


    lazeedaisy wrote: »
    Oh god, is the leaving cert really over?

    And this is what we are producing after more than ten years of full time education.


  • #10
    Flippyfloppy
    Registered Users Posts: 3,748 ✭✭✭Flippyfloppy


    You're.......beautiful


  • #11
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    Tried what?

    Challenging them to a game of chess?
    Impressing them with your knowledge of the social injustices endemic to Nicaragua?
    Debating the pros and cons of geothermal heating systems?

    Or stumbled into them with a vodka and red bull in your hand and mumbled something incoherent and borderline obscene with your 'wingman' by your side?


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  • #12
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    I stopped going to clubs when I would regularly see two or more guys grinding up against the same girl like a horny bunch of bees. Have some f*cking class.


  • #13
    Medusa22
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,400 ✭✭✭Medusa22


    I always find it such a massive turn on when a guy approaches me after already getting knocked back by 20 other girls, that always makes me find his perseverance extremely attractive :rolleyes:


  • #14
    kneemos
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,450 ✭✭✭✭kneemos


    lickme wrote: »
    Out last night and tried a lot of women. Probably about 30 and eventually got the shift and stinky fingers. Same with any lad I know. Women obviously can get lads easier than men get women. It's very strange! Women have a choice of men but lads don't have a choice of women! Tbh any decent one lads don't care. About 100 lads have to try the same thing


    What I get from this is you're not easily disheartened.



    Or drunk.


  • #15
    Gran Hermano
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,330 ✭✭✭Gran Hermano


    Big Nasty wrote: »
    Was this like speed dating or something?

    Sounds more like Wesley. Roll on September.


  • #16
    theteal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,593 ✭✭✭theteal


    Don't ever change, OP!


  • #17
    Ruu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,622 ✭✭✭Ruu


    Going up and saying 'my name is lickme' probably was the problem.

    Reminds me of the OP. :D

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mz4XIldOb2E


  • #18
    Gwynplaine
    Registered Users Posts: 2,909 ✭✭✭Gwynplaine


    Going around plaguing women all night.
    A proper idiot.


  • #19
    Son Of A Vidic
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,370 ✭✭✭✭Son Of A Vidic


    OP, when Mammy and Daddy find out you've joined Boards.ie, you'll be grounded for the month.


  • #20
    lickme
    Closed Accounts Posts: 108 ✭✭lickme


    Corvus Maximus wrote: »
    OP, when Mammy and Daddy find out you've joined Boards.ie, you'll be grounded for the month.

    Maybe the people who have replied here haven't been in a night club in the last ten years? Do ye find it easy to pull? And I'm 27 by the way. I eventually do pill a gal at least once a weekend but definitely every two weeks.


  • #21
    ngcxt6
    Closed Accounts Posts: 122 ✭✭ngcxt6


    ooh the poor mens
    misandry at its height me thinks

    thanks feminism!11


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  • #22
    lickme
    Closed Accounts Posts: 108 ✭✭lickme


    Gwynplaine wrote: »
    Going around plaguing women all night.
    A proper idiot.

    And i take it ur single? Could Bet My House On It. Obviously don't know what the current night life is like !


  • #23
    The Backwards Man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,299 ✭✭✭✭The Backwards Man


    lickme wrote: »
    Maybe the people who have replied here haven't been in a night club in the last ten years? Do ye find it easy to pull? And I'm 27 by the way. I eventually do pill a gal at least once a weekend but definitely every two weeks.
    Do you dazzle them with your grasp of mathematics?:p


  • #24
    Penny Tration
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,687 ✭✭✭✭Penny Tration


    lickme wrote: »
    Maybe the people who have replied here haven't been in a night club in the last ten years? Do ye find it easy to pull? And I'm 27 by the way. I eventually do pill a gal at least once a weekend but definitely every two weeks.

    I'm younger than you, and was last in a club a few months ago. I still think you're acting like a horny 12 year old.

    You 'pill' a 'gal' at least once a weekend. And definitely every two weeks?

    What? Can you say that in English please?


  • #25
    lickme
    Closed Accounts Posts: 108 ✭✭lickme


    Jenny Thalia wrote: »
    I'm younger than you, and was last in a club a few months ago. I still think you're acting like a horny 12 year old.

    You 'pill' a 'gal' at least once a weekend. And definitely every two weeks?

    What? Can you say that in English please?

    Few months ago nuff said. Did you pull?


  • #26
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    If you have to work hard to pull in a club then you're doing something wrong.


  • #27
    Eutow
    Registered Users Posts: 1,197 ✭✭✭Eutow


    Jenny Thalia wrote: »
    I'm younger than you, and was last in a club a few months ago. I still think you're acting like a horny 12 year old.

    You 'pill' a 'gal' at least once a weekend. And definitely every two weeks?

    What? Can you say that in English please?

    A mix of rohypnol and sex panther.


  • #28
    lickme
    Closed Accounts Posts: 108 ✭✭lickme


    Eutow wrote: »
    A mix of rohypnol and sex panther.

    Alf Stewart!


  • #29
    Penny Tration
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,687 ✭✭✭✭Penny Tration


    lickme wrote: »
    Few months ago nuff said. Did you pull?

    What do you mean by 'nuff said?' Because I don't bother paying a fortune to get drunk and listen to sh!t music?

    No, I didn't pull, because I'm in a relationship.


  • #30
    Keith Deep People
    Posts: 0 CMod ✭✭✭✭ Keith Deep People


    Jenny Thalia wrote: »
    What do you mean by 'nuff said?' Because I don't bother paying a fortune to get drunk and listen to sh!t music?

    .

    like omg ur so not cool


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  • #31
    Penny Tration
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,687 ✭✭✭✭Penny Tration


    lickme wrote: »
    And i take it ur single? Could Bet My House On It. Obviously don't know what the current night life is like !

    Christ almighty.

    Maybe once you hit thirty, you'll cop on.


  • #32
    Penny Tration
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,687 ✭✭✭✭Penny Tration


    bluewolf wrote: »
    like omg ur so not cool

    My mam says I'm cool!


  • #33
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    bluewolf wrote: »
    like omg ur so not cool

    I'm kewl though, I swear.


  • #34
    the evasion_kid
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,740 ✭✭✭the evasion_kid


    lickme wrote: »
    Out last night and tried a lot of women. Probably about 30 and eventually got the shift and stinky fingers. Same with any lad I know. Women obviously can get lads easier than men get women. It's very strange! Women have a choice of men but lads don't have a choice of women! Tbh any decent one lads don't care. About 100 lads have to try the same thing

    What amazes me is that it took you 27 years to figure that out


  • #35
    Yakult
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators Posts: 7,941 Mod ✭✭✭✭Yakult


    If you honestly tried 30 women, then you just smell of desperation, which is off putting to most girls.

    They can sense that ****.


  • #36
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Women have a choice, but can never make up their minds :rolleyes:


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  • #37
    The Moldy Gowl
    Closed Accounts Posts: 19,889 ✭✭✭✭The Moldy Gowl


    lickme wrote: »
    Few months ago nuff said. Did you pull?

    You give out saying she is single but you are the desperate one going out approaching 50 girls. What a waste of time.

    You're that annoying friend that ditches the group the second you get in anyway to go creep on girls and then call them all gowls.


  • #38
    catallus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,106 ✭✭✭catallus


    Don't mind them OP! You can pull all you want!


  • #39
    Samaris
    Registered Users Posts: 6,544 ✭✭✭Samaris


    catallus wrote: »
    Don't mind them OP! You can pull all you want!

    Well...he can try?


  • #40
    Penny Tration
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,687 ✭✭✭✭Penny Tration


    Tbh if the op has to try that many women just to get laid, he's probably extremely ugly.


  • #41
    catallus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,106 ✭✭✭catallus


    Samaris wrote: »
    Well...he can try?

    He said he got the shift! You didn't even read his post. :mad:

    Are you just trying to put him down to look cool?


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  • #42
    lazybones32
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,647 ✭✭✭lazybones32


    lickme wrote: »
    Out last night and tried a lot of women. Probably about 30 and eventually got the shift and stinky fingers. Same with any lad I know. Women obviously can get lads easier than men get women. It's very strange! Women have a choice of men but lads don't have a choice of women! Tbh any decent one lads don't care. About 100 lads have to try the same thing

    Any male over the age of 17 knows that women have the option of refusal to a greater degree than men in a nightclub.

    Or were you just looking to tell people that you got the shift last night?

    Either way, your post doesn't deserve some of the arseholey comments that are being being directed toward you....


  • #43
    PucaMama
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,129 ✭✭✭PucaMama


    Nothing is a bigger turn off than hearing a grown man use the term lads.


  • #44
    beertons
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 23,151 ✭✭✭✭beertons


    lickme wrote: »
    got the stinky fingers

    I lol'd


  • #45
    Topper Harley
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,698 ✭✭✭Topper Harley


    You're a classy sleazy man, OP. I'm surprised that at 27 you haven't matured beyond the point where every week you go out with the sole intention of pulling and will stop at nothing to succeed. In fact, where will you stop?

    Do you ever not pull and yet still have a good time, whether it's with your mates or some girl who was happy to flirt and no more?
    lickme wrote: »
    Tbh any decent one lads don't care. About 100 lads have to try the same thing

    What does the first sentence of this quote mean?

    And did you conduct a survey or something to establish that this happens with about 100 lads other lads?


  • #46
    G_R
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 5,028 Mod ✭✭✭✭G_R


    lickme wrote: »
    Out last night and tried a lot of women. Probably about 30 and eventually got the shift and stinky fingers. Same with any lad I know. Women obviously can get lads easier than men get women. It's very strange! Women have a choice of men but lads don't have a choice of women! Tbh any decent one lads don't care. About 100 lads have to try the same thing

    Charming
    bear1 wrote: »
    Dafuq did I just read?

    This, tbh.

    Thread closed - not gonna end well for anyone involved.


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